# Who would you go gay for? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 10, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980 "2003-02-10T00:44:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/21 "2003-02-10T06:06:41Z")
Oh yes, **Kyla** Kristen Davis is so cute! I’d also go gay for [her](http://www.webbery.com/galleries/people/studio/alica/source/alica2.html). None of you know her, she’s not famous or anything, but still beautiful. Also, I think [Tweet](http://photo.towerrecords.com/pulse/graceland/2002/03/picks/tweet.jpg) is gorgeous. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/22 "2003-02-10T06:20:24Z")
Depends. How much will Mr. Gates be paying me for my “services” and will there be photographs taken? (If I get to be the “top” my price stays the same, but if I gotta be the “bottom”, then the price triples.) Oh, and **NoClue** , I didn’t know you were into flashback humor! ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/23 "2003-02-10T06:33:46Z")
Fabio… Or anyone who looks like him 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/24 "2003-02-10T07:36:33Z")
> [@](#): > > I can’t believe I’m admitting this but… er, um… Edward Norton… Same here, and I can say that _without_ the hemming and hawing. That man’s fabulous. ---
**Author:** ![Dragon\_Phoenix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Dragon\_Phoenix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/25 "2003-02-10T07:47:24Z")
Elijah Wood… ---
**Author:** ![Flymaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c4cdca/32.png) [@Flymaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flymaster)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/26 "2003-02-10T07:55:11Z")
Brad Pitt. ---
**Author:** ![Christina25](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8edcca/32.png) [@Christina25](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Christina25)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/27 "2003-02-10T08:12:49Z")
Pierce Brosnan… oh yeah… yummy… and someone else I cannot divulge. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/28 "2003-02-10T08:13:08Z")
Kathleen Turner, Gillian Anderson, Angie Everhart and Lucy Lawless would definately ring my chimes but Claudia Christan could put a leash on me any day. ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/29 "2003-02-10T10:33:56Z")
Alyson Hannigan Angelina Jolie Halle Berry Lucy Liu and ummm the girl who pole dances on Xander’s four-poster bed in XXX. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/30 "2003-02-10T10:41:18Z")
I’ll second Elijah Wood, although I’d prefer Frodo. ---
**Author:** ![Iteki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eada6e/32.png) [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/31 "2003-02-10T10:45:30Z")
I’d go temporarily straight at least for **Aragorn Son of Arathorn**! Not Viggo, but **Aragorn, Son of Arathorn**! _cackle_ There _is_ a difference… _sits and giggles dirtily_ ---
**Author:** ![Dragon\_Phoenix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Dragon\_Phoenix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/32 "2003-02-10T12:22:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Priceguy \* > \*\*I’ll second Elijah Wood, although I’d prefer Frodo. \*\* I agree - I have never seen him in any other role anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/33 "2003-02-10T12:55:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dragon Phoenix \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > I’ll second Elijah Wood, although I’d prefer Frodo. > > I agree - I have never seen him in any other role anyway. \*\* He’s dead cute in _The Faculty_. In the other films I’ve seen him in he’s just a tad too young. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/34 "2003-02-10T13:01:12Z")
George Clooney. In fact, I believe I started a similar thread after I saw “Ocean’s 11.” ---
**Author:** ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/35 "2003-02-10T15:37:09Z")
Halle Berry Liv Tyler (meee YOWZA! ::swoon:: ) ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/36 "2003-02-10T16:17:23Z")
Possibly Ricky Martin. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/37 "2003-02-10T17:09:14Z")
The better question for me is: Who would I not want to be gay for? Hmmmn. CarrotTop, Dubya, the rest of his toadies and lackwits, and the list goes on and on. ---
**Author:** ![FabioClone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5f8ce5/32.png) [@FabioClone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FabioClone)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/38 "2003-02-10T17:23:14Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Tony Montana_ > Fabio… > > Or anyone who looks like him I’m not sure whether to be flattered or frightened. Anyway, I’d also give Cecil a shot. See if he lives up to his title of “Perfect Master.” ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/39 "2003-02-10T17:30:58Z")
I am in the camp (pun intended) of guy who can appreciate another man’s beauty, but wouldn’t actually get turned on by rubbing my bits’n’bobs on them. That said, David Beckham, Johnny Depp, and Bradd Pitt are all pretty dreamy. ---
**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/40 "2003-02-10T17:45:30Z")
The brunette with the amazing white bikini and gorgeous breasts in the Las Ketchups video. But she’d have to be wearing that bikini. Also: Denise Richards (but only in Wild Things), Nataly Merchant (but only if she sang to me), Salma Hayek and a few others. Oh, and **jjimm** and I have similar taste in men, though Johnny Depp is a bit scrawny for my tastes. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980.md?page=3)