# Who would you go gay for?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 10, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980 "2003-02-10T00:44:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/41 "2003-02-10T17:49:46Z")

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no fair! i am bi so i can’t play…

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/42 "2003-02-10T18:37:58Z")

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WTF is wrong with all you guys?

John Cusack is the most fuckable man in the world.

[sub]Did I just say that out loud?[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/43 "2003-02-10T18:45:23Z")

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I’d go gay for a Klondike bar.

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**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/44 "2003-02-10T18:47:23Z")

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I’d go temporarily straight for **Lauren Graham** , or more precisely Lorelai from the Gilmore Girls. A night with her would be a ton of laughs.

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**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/45 "2003-02-10T18:59:27Z")

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A (female) friend of mine and I agreed: we’d both “turn” for **Gwen Stefani**.

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/46 "2003-02-10T19:15:18Z")

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[Shirley Manson](http://www.atpictures.com/display.php?cat=musician&loc=serv32&path=/shirley&img=away3.jpg) or  
[Jennifer Connelly](http://members.iinet.net.au/~almeath/jc/) or  
[Gina Gershon](http://www.actressarchives.com/display.php?path=/gina&loc=serv59&img=boots.jpg)

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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/47 "2003-02-10T20:27:08Z")

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**Matthew McConaughey** , I’ve seen this guy on a bunch of interviews recently and he is damned funny and seems like he’d be a blast to hang out with. He’s also attractive.

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**Author:** ![cowgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@cowgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cowgirl)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/48 "2003-02-10T20:43:02Z")

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It wouldn’t take much (if Mr Cowgirl didn’t mind), but these lovely ladies spring to mind (and I won’t repeat the ones that have been listed already, most of whom I wouldn’t kick out of bed …) :

[Tamzin Outhwaite](http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/4546/) from EastEnders  
[Jennifer Garner](http://www.actressarchives.com/display.php?path=/garner&loc=servz9&img=garner03e.jpg) from Alias  
[Alyson Hannigan](http://www.actressarchives.com/display.php?path=/alyson&loc=serv08&img=aalyson5e.jpg) from Buffy, especially in that episode when she played her vampire doppfelganger

… this is fun ! I’ve never wasted my workday looking up pictures of hot women on the 'net before … now i can see what all the fuss is about ! 🙂

I also have several lovely female friends whose names/pictures I won’t repeat here.

… I may post again, later !

… off to browse more pictures on [actressarchives.com](http://actressarchives.com) …

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**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/49 "2003-02-10T20:46:14Z")

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If I were gay I’d have _such_ a thing for Miranda Otto (Eowyn in LotR)…and probably also Cate Blanchett… 😃

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9dc877/32.png) [@Mr\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Jim)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/50 "2003-02-10T20:59:20Z")

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mmm…

[http://www.joshanddawn.com/themummy/photos\_rachelgapad.jpg](http://www.joshanddawn.com/themummy/photos_rachelgapad.jpg)

[![](https://Preamp.com/artists/p/pjharvey/pjharvey.jpg) ](https://Preamp.com/artists/p/pjharvey/pjharvey.jpg)

And yes I’m a girl despite the nick.

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**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/51 "2003-02-10T21:19:05Z")

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Here I am in a “would you go gay” thread, and I’m having convulsions over the mentions to Elijah Wood and John Cusak (who, in my opinion, are tied for most f\*\*\*\*\*\*\*). -\_-;;

Personally, I’ll second Alyson Hannigan.

And…who played Stokely in The Faculty? I’d grab her in an instant…or less.

~Ferry

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**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/52 "2003-02-10T21:28:00Z")

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Nicole Kidman  
Hemicuda

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**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/53 "2003-02-10T21:31:49Z")

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Oh, yeah, I’d take Nicole Kidman IMMEDIATELY if not sooner.

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/54 "2003-02-10T21:32:03Z")

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Ewan McGreggor or Steven Fry, I was very drunk at the time 🙂  
Cheers, Bippy

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**Author:** ![kimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@kimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kimera)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/55 "2003-02-10T21:52:05Z")

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I’m bisexual so I can’t really go straight or gay…

here’s a pic of the TS I went (and I’m stilling going) for 😛

[http://www.lilliecharlotte.com/photos/shiny3.jpg](http://www.lilliecharlotte.com/photos/shiny3.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Chicken\_Scratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@Chicken\_Scratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicken_Scratch)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/56 "2003-02-10T21:58:22Z")

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Sherilyn Fenn in “Two Moon Junction”

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**Author:** ![Jonno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jonno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonno)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/57 "2003-02-11T02:29:38Z")

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Kevin Spacey. There’s just something about the guy that makes you want to know what makes him tick.

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**Author:** ![Bindrah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@Bindrah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bindrah)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/58 "2003-02-11T03:01:30Z")

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nice topic…i’ll have to third edward norton, also agree on brad, johnny and kevin spacey…i cannot believe no one mentioned luke wilson(fucking incredible my wife hates when i see him in a mag or on tv) or jason lee…come on guys…

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**Author:** ![foxfiregrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3da27b/32.png) [@foxfiregrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foxfiregrrl)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/59 "2003-02-11T03:04:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BuckleberryFerry \*  
> And…who played Stokely in The Faculty? I’d grab her in an instant…or less.

Congratulations, my friend, you’ve discovered the dream date of every queer girl I’ve met, the lovely Clea Duvall.

(I have a friend who says that the first thing that made her admit she was gay was her feelings towards Clea.)

Anyway, if I had to go straight… I’d probably do it for Brad Pitt. He’s sort of oily, but he looks like he’d be dynamite in bed.

Also, I always had a bit of a thing for David Duchoveny when he played Mulder. That goofy, floppy look combined with the suits is appealing.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/60 "2003-02-11T04:47:57Z")

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I’m a completely straight male, but if I were forced at gunpoint to sleep with a man, I’d pick Jamie Lee Curtis or Donna Summer.

What do you mean I’m cheating? They’re MEN, aren’t they? Every other thread in the SDMB says so! What more proof could you need?

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