# Who would you go gay for? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 10, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980 "2003-02-10T00:44:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![TVGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/82dd89/32.png) [@TVGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVGuy)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/61 "2003-02-11T05:16:45Z")
Well, at least the straight boys here have some good taste in men. I suppose if someone forced me to do the straight thing (gun to the head and all - it would take that, believe me) I’d have to go for Julianne Moore. (Oh, and boys, _NO_ man is “100% straight” 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/62 "2003-02-11T05:35:37Z")
> [@](#): > > Hey, I’d really hate to be forced into a gay realationship but if I absolutely had to, at least riding around on a few of his kick ass motorcycles would help ease the pain Hmmm… No, if anything I think riding a motorcycle afterwards would make the pain worse. :eek: As for me? Well, I wouldn’t want to “go straight” under any circumstances… but I would, shall we say, make an exception for Ncole de Boer. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/63 "2003-02-11T05:37:58Z")
I’d go gay for Courteney Cox. Why haven’t I done so? Mostly because I’m male. ---
**Author:** ![TVGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/82dd89/32.png) [@TVGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVGuy)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/64 "2003-02-11T05:41:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\*Hmmm… No, if anything I think riding a motorcycle afterwards would make the pain worse. :eek: \*\* Ahhhh no, my young Friend Of Quebec and all things pink … Riding a motorcycle can ease ANY pain at all. 🙂 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/65 "2003-02-11T05:42:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JThunder \* > \*\*I’d go gay for Courteney Cox. > > Why haven’t I done so? Mostly because I’m male. \*\* In keeping with the spirit of this post, I’d get from Brad Pitt if I would be able to give to his wife at the same time… I believe that is the most profane thing I have ever posted :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Leap\_of\_Faith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/278dde/32.png) [@Leap\_of\_Faith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leap_of_Faith)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/66 "2003-02-11T05:48:13Z")
I’d have to say Jeri Ryan as Seven of Nine. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/67 "2003-02-11T05:52:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Casey1505 \* > **In keeping with the spirit of this post, I’d get from Brad Pitt if I would be able to give to his wife at the same time…** Great, I’m now trying to picture this. It just aint natural! ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/68 "2003-02-11T05:54:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by samarm \* > \*\*Great, I’m now trying to picture this. It just aint natural! \*\* Like a sandwich… ))) ---
**Author:** ![Semantic\_Enigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Semantic\_Enigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Semantic_Enigma)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/69 "2003-02-11T06:12:51Z")
I’d go straight for Olivier Martinez from the movie “Unfaithful” - his lips are just too luscious. ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/70 "2003-02-11T06:17:09Z")
A female friend of mine once described me as “the least gay guy” she’d ever known. She just could not at all picture me being gay. Still, I’m perfectly capable of acknowledging a male as attractive. George Clooney, as many have mentioned, is a hottie. I also think Michael Jordan is an extrememely attractive man. And some others. Sexually, they do nothing for me, but you know, if I was a woman… But there’s one guy who truly _almost_ makes me drool. James Marsters as Spike in _Buffy_. Yowza. (It has to be the character though, with the lovely fake English accent. When he does interviews in his normal American voice, he does nothing for me.) ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/71 "2003-02-11T06:26:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TVGuy \* > \*\*Ahhhh no, my young Friend Of Quebec and all things pink … Riding a motorcycle can ease ANY pain at all. 🙂 🙂 \*\* And the there’s the effect of vibrations on a well used ass. YEE-HA! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![misskitty\_79](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9a28c/32.png) [@misskitty\_79](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misskitty_79)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/72 "2003-02-11T06:36:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by astorian \* > \*\*I’m a completely straight male, but if I were forced at gunpoint to sleep with a man… \*\* Okay, what amuses me here is if I’m so uptight that I can think of this without insisting that I’d have to be “forced” to sleep with someone not of my sexual preference, I’d probably try to avoid any possibility of enjoying it…:dubious: That said, it would have to be someone ugly and/or bad in bed. Definitely none of the Beautiful People. Either way, this doesn’t really affect me since, like a couple of other post writers, I’m happily bi. Just about all of the people listed in this thread might be enjoyable lays… ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/73 "2003-02-11T06:36:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TVGuy \* > \*\*Well, at least the straight boys here have some good taste in men. > > I suppose if someone forced me to do the straight thing (gun to the head and all - it would take that, believe me) I’d have to go for Julianne Moore. > > (Oh, and boys, _NO_ man is “100% straight” 😃 ) \*\* If I was to attempt going straight… hmmn… 1. Claudia Christian 2. Alyson Hannigan 3. Eliza Dushku 4. Janeane Garafolo 5. Holly Marie Combs ---
**Author:** ![ChaosGod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ac91a4/32.png) [@ChaosGod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChaosGod)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/74 "2003-02-11T06:55:51Z")
Come on guys!! the real question is… Have you done it already? Who has ,…err… experimented…for the heck of it … ---
**Author:** ![skaterboarder87](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@skaterboarder87](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skaterboarder87)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/75 "2003-02-11T07:47:52Z")
In no particular order: Shigeru Miyamoto Geddy Lee Alex Lifeson Neil Peart Steven Tyler Stanley Kubrick Arthur C. Clarke Wachowski Brothers Angus McKinnon That’s all that comes to mind now, but I’m sure there’s more 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/76 "2003-02-11T08:36:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChaosGod \* > \*\*Come on guys!! > the real question is… > Have you done it already? > Who has ,…err… experimented…for the heck of it > > … \*\* I have never experimented with heterosexuality. Sicko. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Wordy\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d2c977/32.png) [@Wordy\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wordy_One)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/77 "2003-02-11T09:10:30Z")
Rachel Weisz. Yep. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/78 "2003-02-11T14:04:44Z")
> [@](#): > > Who has ,…err… experimented…for the heck of it Well, -I’ve french-kissed a woman before (on a dare - a straight guy french-kissed me immediately afterwards) -I groped a woman’s boob once (that was fun - boobs have an interesting texture) -I got tickled by a transsexual once. (The latter two happened at parties. I used to go to some _fun_ parties. If that was the women, imagine the men…!) ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/79 "2003-02-11T14:07:42Z")
Oh and, “When I was in college, I experimented with heterosexuality. I slept with a straight guy. I was _really_ drunk.” -Bob Smith ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/80 "2003-02-11T14:09:20Z")
OH! And I forgot all that time I spent at NYDope eating Penis Mints out from between assorted women’s boobs (and all the straight guys who ate them out from between mine). That and completely unnecessary “kilt checks” on **GrandfatherTrout** - NYDope was FUN. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980.md?page=5)