# Who would you go gay for? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 10, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980 "2003-02-10T00:44:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/81 "2003-02-11T16:45:00Z")
I’m female, but I’d go male gay for Kevin Spacey. He totally does it for me. ---
**Author:** ![H8\_2\_W8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c77e96/32.png) [@H8\_2\_W8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/H8_2_W8)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/82 "2003-02-11T17:18:13Z")
Just like Kyla said “I have major crushes on Jennifer Connelly and Kristen Davis (Charlotte in Sex & the City).” The only problem, though, is that I’m a guy. So, I suppose I’d have to get a sex-change operation, become a woman and then go lesbo for either (or hopefully both) of those beautiful brunettes. If I couldn’t come up with the money for my operation, then I’d have to go gay for Mike Piazza (NY Mets catcher). That way we wouldn’t have to hear any longer when he’s going to come out of the closet and besides, I’ve always wanted to be a feature story on ESPN Sportscenter. And, most importantly if I ever were to go gay I would only “pitch” and he’s already a “catcher.” ---
**Author:** ![miamouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@miamouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miamouse)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/83 "2003-02-11T18:05:50Z")
Salma Hayek Rachel Weisz Oh, and I think I have a small crush on Angelina Jolie ---
**Author:** ![jellen92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6bbea6/32.png) [@jellen92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jellen92)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/84 "2003-02-11T18:22:02Z")
A waitress that works at a bar by my house. I don’t find anything remotely exciting about celebrities, nor sleeping with them. ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/85 "2003-02-11T20:03:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by foxfiregrrl \* > **Congratulations, my friend, you’ve discovered the dream date of every queer girl I’ve met, the lovely Clea Duvall.** ::races to [google.com](http://google.com) image search:: THANK YOU!!! ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/86 "2003-02-11T20:16:09Z")
Two gay men are walking down the street. They see this fantastically well-built, beautiful woman walking the other direction. They stop, and stare, and when she passes, one guy says to the other, “You know, some times, a sight like that, almost makes me wish I was a lesbian.” I have to check in as yet another of those dull, boring, pretty darn heterosexual guys. I can’t honestly think of anybody I’d go gay for. [sub]although, **matt\_mcl** wins some points towards being somebody I’d like to at least meet, for his choice of Nicole de Boer… my fascination with the women of Star Trek is on record here…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![UnwrittenNocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/6de8d8/32.png) [@UnwrittenNocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UnwrittenNocturne)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/87 "2003-02-11T20:37:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChaosGod \* > \*\*Come on guys!! > the real question is… > Have you done it already? > Who has ,…err… experimented…for the heck of it > > … \*\* Yes, sadly it really did not do anything for me (and I am still convinced that I am missing out on somehing because of that). Otherwise…Johnny Depp would do it for me ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/88 "2003-02-11T20:44:28Z")
OK, I admit it. That scene in Austin Powers Goldmember where they’re fighting Fat Bastard and he fondles his man boobs and says “Oh, so ya like mah titties do ya?” I do. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/89 "2003-02-11T21:00:11Z")
Angelina Jolie - she’s scary and sexy all at the same time My hubby would go gay for Joe Millionaire. ---
**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/90 "2003-02-11T21:42:05Z")
Lesbian checking in. I’d go straight for Pierce Brosnan. Tibs. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/91 "2003-02-12T00:26:34Z")
> [@](#): > > “You know, some times, a sight like that, almost makes me wish I was a lesbian.” I know the feeling… seriously 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/92 "2003-02-12T01:07:15Z")
I’d love to touch Halle Berry—that skin! ---
**Author:** ![Ohquitit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@Ohquitit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ohquitit)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/93 "2003-02-12T07:36:30Z")
I’d go for Lucy Lawless, wowza. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/94 "2003-02-12T07:50:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DeVena \* > \*\* > My hubby would go gay for Joe Millionaire. \*\* Um, your hubby does know he’s not _really_ a milliionaire, right? ---
**Author:** ![Invisible\_Chimp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@Invisible\_Chimp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Invisible_Chimp)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/95 "2003-02-12T08:06:26Z")
I had this conversation in college about 5 years ago. We’d throw out names and then reply whether we’d do them if we were gay. The one I remember having the strongest reaction, as I’d definately do him if I was gay, was Denzel Washington. But now Denzel’s a little older and not quite as sexy to this straight man. If I had to pick today, it’d be Tom Cruise. If I were a gay man, I’d definately do Tom Cruise. ---
**Author:** ![juji\_mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ea924/32.png) [@juji\_mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/juji_mojo)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/96 "2003-02-12T08:14:10Z")
On further reflection… the woman detective from Criminal Intent, and the woman who played Maggie in Northern Exposure. And Debbie Travis, she could paint my house anyday…Also Audrey Hepburn, And Deanna Troi from Star Trek next Generation… (I am sorry I am bad with actors/actresses names… and I dont feel like looking them up…) The more I think about it the easier it gets. Of course, I have always acknowledged that I could be bi if I met the right woman. “necked” with a woman at a party once… complicated by the fact that both of us were from out of town and staying with friends… we never went any further. But I am a happily married mojo now… so… next lifetime… ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/97 "2003-02-12T14:15:09Z")
In addition to George Clooney, I’d also flip for the Black Addonis at my gym. He really does look like he’s been carved from a piece of black onyx - this guy is incredibly built AND …er…equipped. And, he’s gay. \ Excellent \ ---
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/98 "2003-02-12T15:08:50Z")
Yet another vote for Angelina Jolie…Jennifer Garner…Gina Gershon. It’s the lips, I think. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Mith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mith)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2003, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/99 "2003-02-12T16:32:40Z")
janeane garofalo kate winslet fiona apple angelina the chick from Amelie i guess i’m purty sure i’m bi. i just don’t really get the chance to act like it. ---
**Author:** ![Maxxxie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@Maxxxie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maxxxie)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/100 "2003-02-13T09:23:09Z")
Hmmm, I would go straight for Josh Hartnett. Just something about that guy’s eyes! Max 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980.md?page=6)