# Who would you go gay for? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 10, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980 "2003-02-10T00:44:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/121 "2003-02-16T21:55:35Z")
I would have to say that Jennifer Garner is up there for me, ( I just saw Daredevil) and Angie Harmon too. They’re both very cute. -foxy ---
**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/122 "2003-02-16T22:11:51Z")
I think I’d feel better about myself if it were Brad Pitt or George Clooney, but it would be Joaquin Phoenix. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/123 "2003-02-16T22:33:00Z")
> [@](#): > > You speak French in Montreal with British accent? Ben non sti, I speak French with a Quebecois accent. My _boyfriend_ speaks _English_ with a British accent. (He doesn’t speak French at all, but I’m doing my best.) > [@](#): > > Now, if I was to turn gay, live in Toronto and was looking for a fling/relationship, I’d definitely look up Matt\_mcl. Dude, you’re one of my favorite posters on this board. Since I’m straight and live in Salt Lake City with no plans to travel to Canada, I’m forced to settle for reading your posts. :eek: :eek: _fans self, gets composed_ Oh, _my._ Well, thank you, I’m sure! 😃 😃 Holy cow. ---
**Author:** ![blandart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@blandart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blandart)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/124 "2003-02-16T23:52:51Z")
oh shoot! Quebec, don’t let boyfriend talk in public. Francophiles have never forgive Anglos for anything, including negative memories of the Battle of Hastings–1066. ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/125 "2003-02-17T03:24:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jack@ss \* > \*\*Traci Lords and the whole Rockabilly thing? I loved it. \*\* Gosh, sometimes I wish the SDMB were a real town where we all lived…then I’d make some popcorn and invite you over for a _Cry-Baby_ viewing party! **matt\_mcl** could come too. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/126 "2003-02-17T04:28:02Z")
Owen Wilson. Well, I’m not sure I’d ‘go gay’, because I don’t have any interest in having sex with him, but he sure is cute. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/127 "2003-02-17T04:56:01Z")
As to experimenting…the closest thing I’ve done is be a participant in a 2 guy/1 girl three-way, and in both occasions I did not get any more enjoyment out of it because a guy was present, and we didn’t do anything to each other except maybe brush together inadvertently…about as straight as you can get in a sex act involving two men. Just felt weird to me, but I’ve also felt weird fooling around with two girls at the same time (though I’ve never actually had sex with two women presnet). It just doesn’t feel right. I have done thought experiments in the past, trying to imagine some homosexual situation that should be attractive and see if I feel aroused (I was trying to figure out if maybe I was gay, my love life was sucking enough that it would be a definite improvement if I did). Unfortunately, I’m afraid I’m pretty far over into the straight camp. I can appreciate a good looking guy, but I don’t want to do anything with him other than look occasionally. Maybe I’ll get gayer as I get older. I sure don’t want to have to deal with women when I’m 40. ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2003, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/128 "2003-02-17T17:54:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Badtz Maru \* > \*\*Unfortunately, I’m afraid I’m pretty far over into the straight camp. \*\* Isn’t that an oxymoron? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Alibi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/67e7ee/32.png) [@Alibi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alibi)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/129 "2003-02-21T05:22:06Z")
_hugs to all posters_ This is the most adorable thread! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/130 "2003-03-14T03:59:36Z")
I’d like to add [LeeLee Sobieski](http://movieweb.com/movie/glasshouse/co2.jpg) to my list. ---
**Author:** ![catnoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@catnoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catnoe)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/131 "2003-03-14T13:28:23Z")
There is not enough anonymity on the message boards to say things I’d love to say. As a man or a woman I would love to get my hands on Heath Ledger, Clive Owen, Russell Crowe, or Joaquin Phoenix for starters. As a woman, Melissa Etheridge, k. d. lang, Gina Gershon (Bound). Just don’t find that many women sexually attractive. The singers got my attention because of their talent and a couple of music videos. Gina Gershon attracted me with her role in Bound and that mouth… Sometimes I wish I was a man and it has nothing to do with women. And I’m glad I’m a woman. Isn’t there some way to morph back and forth whenever I want? ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/153980/132 "2003-03-14T18:28:06Z")
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