# Who would you go gay for? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 24, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150 "2003-05-24T00:04:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![flood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@flood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flood)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/1 "2003-05-24T00:04:03Z")
The title pretty much says it all. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TheFunkySpaceCowboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9a28c/32.png) [@TheFunkySpaceCowboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFunkySpaceCowboy)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/2 "2003-05-24T00:09:12Z")
Uhm, since I’m not at all attracted to other men, there isn’t a man alive that I would go gay for. However if I ever find myself in prison I may end up going gay for the big burly guy in the shower, whether or not I want to. :eek: How bout answering your own question? Who’d you go gay for? ---
**Author:** ![flood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@flood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flood)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/3 "2003-05-24T00:12:21Z")
Hm…if i was hard pressed to choose, I’d have to say…Jared Leto. That guy is pretty good looking. I’d kiss him. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/4 "2003-05-24T00:16:15Z")
No one. I’m not gay. However, I have sometimes really wished I was gay. Gay guys have it all going on. In grad school, I would frequently visit friends who lived in Boys’ Town in Chicago, a hip and predominantly gay neighborhood. In between begging women for dates until they pepper-sprayed me, I would get hit on constantly. (I think being super tall factored in somehow, although I’m not sure how.) Incredibly smooth flirting – friendly and nice, but with direct, undisguised interest. I learned a lot from it – eventually, even though women still pepper-sprayed me, they wouldn’t knee me in the groin while I was lying on the ground clawing at my eyes. It was nice. ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/5 "2003-05-24T00:18:10Z")
Lilah on **Angel** Gwen on **Angel** I know there are more people, but I can’t think of anybody right now… ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/6 "2003-05-24T00:28:03Z")
I am already gay, but I would go straight for Guy Ritchie. Just his arms, though. And his shoulders. And his brain. But mostly his arms. ---
**Author:** ![Mariemarie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@Mariemarie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mariemarie)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/7 "2003-05-24T00:30:22Z")
Audrey Tautou ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/8 "2003-05-24T00:34:52Z")
I’m irretrievably heterosexual. I had a prostate exam for a flight physical once. Once. I felt violated for a week. I’d make a terrible homosexual. ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/9 "2003-05-24T00:41:15Z")
If I had been an adult during the 1930’s and 40’s, I’d go right after Vivien Leigh and Rita Hayworth. From the fifties through the seventies, I’d have been hopelessly in lust with Elizabeth Taylor. ( **Cat On A Hot Tin Roof** , anyone? Rowr…) Today, well…I think Catherine Zeta-Jones is simply breathtakingly gorgeous, but not enough to change my sexual preferences. Possibly Kathleen Turner. She’s more in my age group anyway. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/10 "2003-05-24T00:48:38Z")
Elizabeth Hurley, for some reason. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/11 "2003-05-24T00:50:00Z")
Wait’ll you turn 50 **Johnny** ; after that a finger won’t do - it’s time for the 'scope. 🙂 Can’t think of a male I’d care to smooch with, or do anything else sexual with. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/12 "2003-05-24T00:53:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mariemarie \* > \*\*Audrey Tautou \*\* mmmm, yeah, me too… Oh hang on, I’m a bloke, so it doesn’t count. Ewan MacGregor (with beard as in Episode 2) - I’m not sure how far I’d go though, probably just sort of embarrassed manly cuddling etc. ---
**Author:** ![flood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@flood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flood)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/13 "2003-05-24T00:57:38Z")
This is great. I’ve noticed that the females are more inclined to speak out when it comes to homosexuality. C’mon fellas, don’t be shy. I know there’s at least one guy every guy’d smooch with. Now that I think of it, Jim Morrison was a cuteman as well. I’d definetly cuddle with him… ---
**Author:** ![Linear\_Crack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Linear\_Crack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linear_Crack)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/14 "2003-05-24T00:59:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by voguevixen \* > \*\*Elizabeth Hurley, for some reason. \*\* If I was female and gay, me too. ---
**Author:** ![flood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@flood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flood)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/15 "2003-05-24T00:59:58Z")
That is of course, if he was still alvie 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/16 "2003-05-24T01:35:21Z")
> [@](#): > > C’mon fellas, don’t be shy. I know there’s at least one guy every guy’d smooch with. Well, uh, you’re wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/17 "2003-05-24T01:57:02Z")
Angelina Jolie. I think it’s the lips. ---
**Author:** ![Romola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e36b37/32.png) [@Romola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Romola)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/18 "2003-05-24T02:08:28Z")
[Monica](http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=ss&group=0234215&photo=Ss/0234215/MX2CT-3215R.jpg&path=pgallery&path_key=Bellucci,%20Monica) [Bellucci](http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=ss&group=0314353&photo=Ss/0314353/TOS1.jpg&path=pgallery&path_key=Bellucci,%20Monica) ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/19 "2003-05-24T02:33:55Z")
I dunno. The Rock? ---
**Author:** ![martin\_ibn\_martin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@martin\_ibn\_martin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/martin_ibn_martin)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/20 "2003-05-24T02:44:11Z")
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