# Who would you go gay for? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 24, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150 "2003-05-24T00:04:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/21 "2003-05-24T02:46:59Z")
Bill Gates…as long as there was no promissory estoppel beforehand, it only lasted .000000018 seconds, and he gave me complete, irrevocable power of attorney. ---
**Author:** ![flood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@flood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flood)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/22 "2003-05-24T02:57:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ringo \* > \*\*Well, uh, you’re wrong. \*\* ☹ ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/23 "2003-05-24T03:10:14Z")
Cameron Diaz. Adorable and not very girly. A definite winner. And if she wasn’t available, I take either Drew Barrymore or Janeane Garofalo. See, the same underlying thing… they’d HAVE to be fun. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Triss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Triss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triss)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/24 "2003-05-24T03:17:13Z")
Martha Stewart. What? She’s rich, not bad looking, she cooks. What else is there? ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/25 "2003-05-24T03:33:35Z")
I named her in the “5 people you’d get a pass from your SO to be with” thread not so long ago, but she’s so cute, I’ll say it again… Björk! If I can’t have her, I guess I’ll take Ani DiFranco. ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/26 "2003-05-24T03:40:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Johnny L.A. \* > \*\*I’m irretrievably heterosexual. I had a prostate exam for a flight physical once. Once. I felt violated for a week. I’d make a terrible homosexual. \*\* [hijack] Why do guys always mention unpleasant prostate exams in threads about being gay? I don’t like pap smears or associated examing one bit, but that doesn’t mean I’m uninterested in sex _there_. [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![flood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@flood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flood)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/27 "2003-05-24T03:54:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LilyoftheValley \* > \*\*[hijack] > Why do guys always mention unpleasant prostate exams in threads about being gay? I don’t like pap smears or associated examing one bit, but that doesn’t mean I’m uninterested in sex _there_. > [/hijack] \*\* IMHO, I think part of it has to do with how uncomfortable guys are with the entire gay thing. Most of us won’t ever admit to even being indifferent to something that could be construed in the least bit gay. I think females are more open. Once again, I think it’s being demonstrated in this thread with some guys not coming out and having a sense of humor about themselves. ---
**Author:** ![flood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@flood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flood)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/28 "2003-05-24T03:56:23Z")
On second thought, don’t take anything I say seriously. I don’t even know what the hell I’m saying half the time. Maybe that’s why I lurk so much. How 'bout that Leo DiCaprio? ---
**Author:** ![Siegfried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Siegfried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siegfried)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/29 "2003-05-24T04:03:55Z")
Umm… Guy Pearce, I suppose? ---
**Author:** ![SnoopyFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@SnoopyFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnoopyFan)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/30 "2003-05-24T05:04:25Z")
If I _had_ to go gay, like, if heterosexuality no longer existed: **Queen Latifah** She’s too cute. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/31 "2003-05-24T07:10:25Z")
Apparently, the first guy who asked. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/32 "2003-05-24T07:28:16Z")
Kristin Kreuk. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/33 "2003-05-24T11:19:06Z")
I was never confused! Never confused! there’s something about Ian Mcklelan (sp?) \ [sub]actually I admire him as an actor and was disappointed when I found out he was gay[/sub] Must… Find… Pictures… Of… Britney… Spears! Re… Straight… Myself! ---
**Author:** ![sajwalke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/edb3f5/32.png) [@sajwalke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sajwalke)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/34 "2003-05-24T13:08:30Z")
Brad Pitt. Of course. ---
**Author:** ![smaft](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@smaft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smaft)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/35 "2003-05-24T13:57:05Z")
Who would I go gay for? Easy, that’d be- oh, wait. Too late. ---
**Author:** ![pencilpusher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d6d6ee/32.png) [@pencilpusher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pencilpusher)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/36 "2003-05-24T14:28:29Z")
LOL **smaft** Katherine Zeta Jones OMG I would do her in a heartbeat. hmm… damn that doesn’t count does it since I’m already BI. I’ll do just about ANY female thats cute 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Heart\_On\_My\_Sleeve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/77aa72/32.png) [@Heart\_On\_My\_Sleeve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_On_My_Sleeve)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/37 "2003-05-24T16:35:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mangetout \* > \*\* > Ewan MacGregor (with beard as in Episode 2) - I’m not sure how far I’d go though, probably just sort of embarrassed manly cuddling etc. \*\* Oh, my, that is sooo cute! Megan Mullally ---
**Author:** ![ageless6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@ageless6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ageless6)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/38 "2003-05-24T17:07:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Johnny L.A. \* > \*\*I’m irretrievably heterosexual. I had a prostate exam for a flight physical once. Once. I felt violated for a week. I’d make a terrible homosexual. \*\* Ooooo, I’M a terrible homosexual. Make ME, Johnny, make ME! [For me, it simply has to be Johnny L.A., or no one]. ---
**Author:** ![Arcangues181](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cab0a1/32.png) [@Arcangues181](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arcangues181)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/39 "2003-05-24T17:43:44Z")
Alyson Hannigan in a heartbeat. ---
**Author:** ![kimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@kimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kimera)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150/40 "2003-05-24T20:31:42Z")
[Harisu](http://harisu.com/). She’s biologically male though, so I don’t know if that counts. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-go-gay-for/177150.md?page=3)