# Who would you like to see River Tam beat up? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 8, 2012, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-like-to-see-river-tam-beat-up/624497 "2012-06-08T13:50:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-like-to-see-river-tam-beat-up/624497/41 "2012-06-11T09:01:12Z")
Leela from Futurama would be interesting. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-like-to-see-river-tam-beat-up/624497/42 "2012-06-11T09:28:48Z")
I’d like to see a fight between River Tam and Sarah Walker (from Chuck). I don’t care who wins, I just want to watch. ---
**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-like-to-see-river-tam-beat-up/624497/43 "2012-06-11T09:50:57Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > I’d like to see a fight between River Tam and Sarah Walker (from Chuck). I don’t care who wins, I just want to watch. I really, really wanted to see Sarah take on Greta (Summer Glau variant, Chuck 4x08). They wimped out. Si ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-like-to-see-river-tam-beat-up/624497/44 "2012-06-11T12:37:59Z")
Donald Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Quercus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/7ab992/32.png) [@Quercus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quercus)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-like-to-see-river-tam-beat-up/624497/45 "2012-06-11T13:51:20Z")
Where’s the vote for Chuck Norris/Van Damme/action hero meathead of the day? (I’m still working out whether Bruce Willis fits here or not). > [@caveman](#): > > Evil Clone River Tam! Wait, does Evil Clone River Tam dress like Evil Vampire Willow? Um, uh, maybe I’ll change my vote. As soon as I get back from my bunk… ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-like-to-see-river-tam-beat-up/624497/46 "2012-06-11T14:13:44Z")
> [@Quercus](#): > > Where’s the vote for Chuck Norris/Van Damme/action hero meathead of the day? (I’m still working out whether Bruce Willis fits here or not). > > Wait, does Evil Clone River Tam dress like Evil Vampire Willow? Um, uh, maybe I’ll change my vote. > > As soon as I get back from my bunk… You know, I think River Tam and Evil Clone River Tam fighting to settle their differences might set the… uhm… wrong example for the kids… that’s right. They should probably have a few mixed drinks and then hug it out, and see where it goes from there… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_In\_Black](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bcef8e/32.png) [@The\_Man\_In\_Black](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_In_Black)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-like-to-see-river-tam-beat-up/624497/47 "2012-06-11T15:37:13Z")
On your list, Padme Amidala. I would love to see Summer Glau and Natalie Portman jello wrestling. ---
**Author:** ![gytalf2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac91a4/32.png) [@gytalf2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gytalf2000)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2012, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-like-to-see-river-tam-beat-up/624497/48 "2012-06-12T19:39:20Z")
> [@si\_blakely](#): > > I really, really wanted to see Sarah take on Greta (Summer Glau variant, Chuck 4x08). > > They wimped out. > > Si Oh, that would have been an awesome altercation! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-like-to-see-river-tam-beat-up/624497.md?page=2)