# Who would you most like to meet??? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 29, 2000, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175 "2000-08-29T13:37:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/201 "2000-09-23T22:14:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Broken Doll \* > \*\*_sniffles_…no one wants to meet me…no, no, it’s fine…I know when I’m not wanted…_walks away, hanging head_ \*\* I wanna meet **Broken Doll**! ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/202 "2000-09-23T22:34:09Z")
I want to meet Scylla. He is so cool and smart and handsome. There is nobody on this board quite as good as him. I can’t beleive nobody mentioned him yet, because he is so cool. There must be something wrong with you guys that you don’t want to meet him. Maybe you are afraid because you are not as good as him. Not as smart and cool and handsome. You must be afraid you won’t measure up. I wonder how he got to be so cool? And how did he get to be so smart and handsome too? I can’t wait to see him. I know all the girls will go crazy because he is so handsome and cool. The guys will be jealous because he is so cool and smart. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/203 "2000-09-23T22:36:06Z")
Crap!!! I coulds of sworn I was using that sock puppet! Uhhh. Nevermind. That was just a groupie that got hold of my keyboard here. That was somebody else. It wasn’t me. Honest. I’ll just go now. ---
**Author:** ![ArkonDLoC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a8b319/32.png) [@ArkonDLoC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArkonDLoC)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/204 "2000-09-23T22:41:49Z")
No one wants to meet me :(. There are few I would want to meet, if I could ovecome my shyness… but I will not list them; I would inevitably leave someone out and feelings would be hurt. ---
**Author:** ![horowitz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@horowitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/horowitz)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/205 "2000-09-24T19:09:55Z")
As a mostly lurker sometimes poster I have been giving this “who would you most like to meet” question some thought lately, so here goes. **Mega the Roo** -Cutie with a good webpage. **Michi** -Cutie that just seem adorable. **SqrlCub** -Some of his posts really crack me up. **Techchick68** -Two words, Libertarian Hottie ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/206 "2000-09-25T13:40:37Z")
I want to meet everyone who has posted in this thread. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![CandyBoi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@CandyBoi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandyBoi)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/207 "2000-09-26T00:12:12Z")
I want to meet satan so me and him can box, I know he’ll woop my 6’2 175 pound ass to hell…but at least after I can use the event as a .sig…haha ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/208 "2000-10-08T05:04:37Z")
Wow, I finally read this thread. I wasn’t going to, out of fear of not being mentioned, but now I find myself on no less than **4** lists. So obviously I want to meet \*\* dragonlady evilbeth Kat\*\* Of course I’ve already met **beatle** , and I’m sure we’ll meet again. There’s no way to make a comprehensive list of those I would like to meet. And given the way I am with names, I probably would forget what to call half of you anyway. There is one person that should be obvious from some of my previous threads: **Michi, Michelle** , whatever your current name is. And any other cute females. 😉 a few names to specify, by no means to exclusive:\*\* Eve Coldfire GuanoLad SwimmingRiddles\*\* (and SisterRiddles, just because)\*\* Mega the Roo\*\* I’m going to stop here. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/209 "2000-10-08T14:26:43Z")
Well, I see ssskuggiii and DigitalMuse on a daily basis. Other dopers I would like to meet are xizor, MagicalSilverKey, iampunha, Monster104, and Crunchy Frog, mostly because I love his username, and he asked me to sit in his lap in a thread a long time ago. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/210 "2000-10-08T14:33:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*Crunchy Frog, mostly because I love his username, and he asked me to sit in his lap in a thread a long time ago. \*\* **hypergirl** feel free to sit on my lap anytime. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/211 "2000-10-09T05:37:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kat \* > Little bit too long a drive on too short notice. But you’ll make it to ChiDope on Oct. 7, right? > > \*\* Sorry Kat, it’s about nine hundred miles for me, and I missed it. If I’m ever in the area, I’ll look you up. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/212 "2000-10-09T13:49:42Z")
TwistofFate seems to be quite nice. Also fairychatmom, vix, Tabithina, spooje, am I forgetting anyone?😉 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/213 "2000-10-10T03:06:44Z")
Posted by Gr8Kat on 9/22/00: * * * I had a dream about you a while back. Or at least I dreamt about your name. I dreamt I was in a bookstore searching for anything written by Cal Meacham. I think you were supposed to be a Neil Gaiman-esque graphic novelist. Or maybe you were an artist. Anyway, I was looking for Sandman-type graphic novels with your name on them. I guess Cal Meacham just sounds like a good author-type name. Do you write? We have to meet now so we can analyze this further. * * * Sorry – I just stumbled across this now. I hope Gr8Kat reads this, because I’m flattered as heck. I AM a writer. My book is “Medusa: Solving the Mystery of the Gorgon”, published this year by Oxford University Press. And I reproduce an entire page from Neil Gaiman’s “Sandman” in my book! I’m not a graphic artist, though (although, if you want to see a sample of what can do go to my website at [http://www.MedusaMystery.com](http://www.MedusaMystery.com) The Gorgon mask is my handiwork. I wanted it to be he cover of my book, but it didn’t work out.) Maybe I should have written the book under the name CalMeacham. But it appears under my real name. If you ant to read my writings under the name CalMeacham, look at the first issue of “Teemings”. I’m living in Boston. If you want to meet, send me an e-mail hrough my website. Thanx. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/214 "2000-10-10T03:24:35Z")
hmmmm… It’s been awhile. I think that I’d really like to meet Wacky Ninja, ssskuggiii, struuter, and jjjfishe. Who else?.. Oh yeah, Esprix(is he still posting?), Falcon, DRY. A few of the many that I can’t think of now. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/215 "2000-10-13T03:16:41Z")
Everyone. - some to chat with over a cup of coffee. - some to laugh with over a beer or 10. - some to sit around the campfire and plan the next days hike. - some to camp out with in jammies on the family room floor, staying up all night doing each others hair and nails and talking about guys. - some to share personal feelings, advice, an ear. - some to be naughty with, maybe toilet papering the neighbors or get tossed out of a bar for being too rowdy. - some to be disgusting with, telling fart jokes and having belching contests. - some to bend over to and tell them to kiss my ass up one side and down the other. 😉 - some to stay up to all hours of the night in deep conversation. - some to kick up the side of their head. - some to hang out on a Sunday afternoon eating chips and dip and screaming at the ballgame on TV. - some to throw down and have hot, sweaty, monkey sex. I’ll leave it up to you to categorize names to my list. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/216 "2000-10-13T03:58:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > > - some to throw down and have hot, sweaty, monkey sex. :eek: 😃 😉 😛 ---
**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/217 "2000-10-13T12:58:53Z")
…Ruffian because she looks like a hottie on her home page, and she and I apparently share an interest in tropical fish. …tiggeril because she proposed to me in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=41937), and I’d like to see what I would be getting myself into if I said yes. …Satan because I think I’d enjoy getting thrown out of a bar with him. …Shirley Ujest, because she’s [my running mate.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=41727) ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/218 "2000-10-13T13:23:05Z")
Gosh, vanilla, thanks for mentioning me! I’ve not posted here up to this point because saying “everybody” didn’t seem to be in the spirit of the thread, and there are some folks that I don’t think I’d enjoy spending time with - partly due to personalities and partly due to completely different interests and attitudes. Then again, meeting someone is not the same as deciding to spend the rest of one’s life with that person… but I digress. As for those who I find especialy interesting based on their style or threads: (off the top of my head here) Scylla Eve Coldfire Mr Cynical Dolores Claiborne Spider Woman As an aside, I’ll be in the DC area in January for 3 weeks of training… if anyone cares… \ ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/219 "2000-10-13T14:37:17Z")
Thanks! I’d like to meet you also, and so many others. I see from your profile that you are in FL. I believe my brother lived around your area when he was in the Navy. Any chance of you ever making it to Minnesota? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/220 "2000-10-13T14:45:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spider Woman \* > \*\* > Any chance of you ever making it to Minnesota? \*\* The one and only time I was in MN was 1971 - I was a courier of sorts for a summer job and I had to get some papers signed. Alas, I can see neither business nor pleasure taking me to your neck of the woods. And since Jacksonville isn’t exactly a “destination” for Florida tourists, I suppose we’ll never know the pleasure of each other’s company. Damn the luck! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175.md?page=12)