# Who would you most like to meet??? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 29, 2000, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175 "2000-08-29T13:37:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/61 "2000-08-30T17:58:48Z")
So here is my “want to meet” list. I also have a “recently taken off the want to meet list due to assholic behavior” list, as well as a “would cold-cock them if I ever met them IRL” list. If you are not on the “want to meet” list, please don’t assume you are on one of the other 2 lists. But I’ll not post those last two… 😉 First - **pepperlandgirl** and her **Jim** (SDMB name kept secret) and then, in alphabetical order, aenea - we can compare teeth, andygirl and quietgirl - my future adopted daughters - we could make cookies together. Anniz - to rub her back, bio-brat - a strong woman, Byzantine - for being “Byz”, Cecil Adams - also on the “cold-cock” list, Cheif Wahoo - I don’t need a reason, CrankyasanOldMan - a classy lady, Hamadryad - 3 words : wild lesbian sex, Homer - sigh, I know, but if I don’t put him on he’ll just whine :), honkeytonkwillie - because he put me on his list, Mr Zambesi - we agree on a lot of things, neuro-trash grrrl - she interests me, OpalCat - almost like meeting Madonna, SeaDiver - so she can teach me to swim, voguevixen - reasons too numerous to list, but also so I can see her solar oven ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/62 "2000-08-30T18:05:20Z")
dixiechiq - a very brave AND classy lady ---
**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/63 "2000-08-30T20:30:05Z")
If you aren’t on this list, it’s more likely due to my having left you off in error rather than my intentionally excluding you, and this list is in no particular order… Silverfire Anthracite TubaDiva Angkins Robyn Techchick68 Mr Cynical Omniscient David B WoodThrush Bratman Eve Satan Drain Bead Jophiel Michi Hamadryad ValerieBlaise VogueVixen Gawd Ed Zotti Hell, I’m getting carpal tunnel. Suffice it to say that the above list is not exhaustive, while typing it was. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/64 "2000-08-30T21:01:53Z")
My list, in no particular order… GaWd… 2ndlaw… Odieman… Surgoshan… FreakFreely… Mr. Cynical… VogueVixen… Hamadryad… Byzantine… Monster104… danielinthewolvesden… Anthracite… Jophiel … JavaMaven… Alphagene… TubaDiva… (basically all the mods, if only to thank them)… Satan… Canthearya… Milo… There’s more, I know there is. (To Be Continued…) ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/65 "2000-08-30T21:09:00Z")
Well, I appeared on more lists than I expected to, but not as many as I’d hoped… my profile must be below people’s radar. Clearly work is taking away too much time from posting on the good ol’ SDMB. Anthracite, I am working hard on not being offended by not being on your list…it’s because I’m a big, loud, hairy MAN, isn’t it? _sobbing_ Okay, here’s my list, in the order they occur to me, and I’m sure I’ll be adding to it as people express outrage: hamadryad pepperlandgirl michi shayna anthracite eve saxface ukulele ike kricket audreyk struuter skkuugiii (I never know how many of each letter to use) democritus psycat doobieous mr. cynical (hey, if we meet only for beers and drink ENOUGH of them, who knows WHAT might happen) sassy angkins silverfire ayesha kellibelli canadiansue Globe-trotter (the former MoosieGirl), ma petite verre de jus du choucroute persephone matt\_mcl purplecrackwhore opalcat mega the roo aenea evilbeth voguevixen (behind bulletproof glass for my own safety) elelle magdalene anniz javamaven byzantine Whew! Okay, all you folks that I have forgotten may now start giving me a hard time about it. ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/66 "2000-08-30T21:16:36Z")
I have met quite a few, and I have enjoyed the company of every last one. I honestly can’t think of anyone who I would not want to meet. I can only list but a few, though: mega the roo ChrisCTP Kilgore Trout Alphagene oldscratch TVeblen Bricker Arnold W. pepperlandgirl Coldfire neuro-trash grrl Valerieblaise Omniscient Mr. Cynical Ruffian and Llama oh, for pete’s sake, I could sit here all day. **Insert your username here** \_ there. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/67 "2000-08-30T21:25:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > **Anthracite, I am working hard on not being offended by not being on your list…it’s because I’m a big, loud, hairy MAN, isn’t it? _sobbing_** Nooooooooooo!!! I forgot several nice people, like yourself, SilverFire, 2nd Law, and many others. I mean, these lists are just impromptu things for most, I’m certain. I just sat down and strated typing. It doesn’t mena anything if you are NOT mentioned. Otherwise, I might think that most of the board hates me from my abscence on so many other’s lists. And we all know that’s not true, right? (snort!) ---
**Author:** ![Turpentine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Turpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turpentine)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/68 "2000-08-30T21:30:25Z")
Just \*\* SILENT\_BOB \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Dylan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e95f7d/32.png) [@Dylan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dylan)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/69 "2000-08-30T21:43:38Z")
OH MY GOD… I forgot about Silent\_Bob ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/70 "2000-08-30T21:51:01Z")
Let’s see…I KNOW I’ll forget people. Milossarian: He’d be cool to get wasted and watch football with. MrCynical: Ditto. Melin: She’s a total sweetie. Techchick68: Ditto. Tracer: I can only imagine the conversation. Omniscient: I never got to see his shiny white ass, and I fear I’m missing out. Flypsyde: Where the hell have you been, anyway? Get your ass back here. Neuro-trash Grrrl: Ditto. Strainger: Yep, karaoke and NTN–I have not forgotten. OpalCat: Funny, considering how much we used to loathe one another. SanibelMan: Someday, I will make the drive to South Florida just for him. He gives me hope for the world. Lexicon: He cracks me up. I even liked the whole “Noonch” gig, which would be incredibly appropriate now that we have a Silent Bob. Ed Zotti: He promised to buy me a drink if we ever crossed paths. That’s a good enough excuse for me to want to do it. Kellibelli: Another total sweetie, with an evil streak that I can wholly appreciate. I’m sure there are more, but I’m getting sick of typing. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/71 "2000-08-30T21:52:29Z")
The Dave-Man, aka DAVEW00071, or something like that. He’s the only other Bills fan still on the board, I think. And we Bills fans have to stick together. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/72 "2000-08-30T22:15:22Z")
Chef Troy… Ayesha… Falcon… Wood Thrush… Vestal Blue… Demo… Esprix… matt\_mcl… oldscratch… Kilgore Trout… Max Torque… techchick… AudreyK… Doobieous… Coldfire… CanadianSue… Omniscient… SanibelMan… Lexicon… SeaDiver… Blue Twilight… Mullinator… pepperlandgirl… silent\_rob… kellibelli… ---
**Author:** ![honkytonkwillie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@honkytonkwillie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/honkytonkwillie)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/73 "2000-08-31T00:33:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Strainger \* > \*\ ***honkeytonkwillie:** > > > [@](#): > > > > No chance I’ll get to a dopefest anytime this decade. Unless there happens to be one in Phoenix Sept. 9-10. > > I’ll probably be back in town on the 9th, definitely the 10th. We could probably arrange a Doper gathering for that weekend. **Padeye** would most likely join us. Perhaps we could get **lucie** and **DarkHeart** to show as well. Interested? > > –Strainger, your friendly Phoenix Doper host \*\* ::hijack:: Thanks, Strainger. I don’t live in AZ, I’ll just fly in and stay about 36 hours to hangout wiht a bro and go to a concert. Time is my most valued commodity, and there won’t be much on those dates. ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/74 "2000-08-31T02:07:13Z")
My thanks to Audry, Dry, Silver-fire, Oldscatch, and anyone else who mentioned my name- as of course, those who want to meet me, I want to meet, especially. But, Oldscratch, my freind, tell me more about this “folsom” thing. I really gotta get to some dopefest, someday. maybe we can rearrange fro many of us to meet again at dave & busters, but this time with better luck. But in a way, I feel I have “met” so many of you, my freinds, detractors, "brothers’, and my flirting partners, even tho not in a face-to-face way. ---
**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/75 "2000-08-31T09:05:35Z")
It was pointed out to me, I omitted the diver of the sea, She too I would like to meet, Because Seadiver’s such a treat! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/76 "2000-08-31T09:46:06Z")
I will never be able to remember them all but here’s a partial list. This is in no real order (except the first one 😉 but it includes apst and present members. **Milo Neuro-trash grrrl ChiefScott Byz PurpleCrackWhore Shirley Ujest purplebear Persephone Kricket Anthracite Drain Bead Silo Danielinthewolvesden Coldfire tatertot All the Mods/Admins Democritus vanilla seriousart Shayna Falcon Ayesha Bratman007 Esprix Snark GaWd matt\_mcl TwistofFate Omni Veb ChrisCTP kellibelli Angkins Eve techchick Chef Troy GuanoLad Hamadryad psycat SanibelMan Surgoshan Sealemon Homer BunnyGirl Gr8kat Zette Melin Swiddles ultress Ukelele Ike Cervaise soulsling MagicalSilverKey silent-rob silent bob Auraseer Kat DRY Balance ReservoirDog spooje Ukulele Ike CrankyAsAnOldMan Doctor Jackson aha Cess The Dennisons Irishman Opal pepperlandgirl SqrlCub Whammo Canthearya Kilgore Trout OgreFade MajorMD CanadianSue Duck Duck Goose GirlBySea Jeannie MaryAnnQ SkySlash Spoofe Bo Diddly Talkinsquirrel** I am positive that I have forgotten a whole bunch of people and I am so sorry! Of course, this list excludes those of you I have met. (And of course, Wally!) Now, we need to make lists of people you’d like to meet IRL just so you could slap them! ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/77 "2000-08-31T15:11:29Z")
I read my list and I realized I left out a bunch of people. Sea Diver,Opal, Ukelele Ike, Eve, Mr Cynical, Neuro Trash Grrl and Purple Crack Whore ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/78 "2000-08-31T15:35:08Z")
Gawd, it would be easier to ask who I _wouldn’t_ want to meet! This list is off the top of my head, so apologies if you weren’t mentioned, I really did mean to include you, yada yada yada, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit… Coldfire (just to see how big of an asshole he _really_ is! :D) Democritus psycat UncleBeer ChiefScott (To see how big of an asshole **he** is! Heh) Kelliebelly Moosiegirl Cessandra Whammo TwistOfFate WeirdDave Shayna Mr. Cynical Neurotrash Grrrl Sanibelman Imthecowgodmoo Purple Crack Whore bjorn (would be entertaining, if nothing else…) Falcon Omnicient Doobius MaxTorque Narile Evilbeth Wally (Maybe someday…) Louie Sqrlcub Esprix Satan Drain Bead I just _know_ I’ve forgotten some people! ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/79 "2000-08-31T16:27:33Z")
Cecil tops my list. Sorry for misspelling your name AGAIN, kellie. I suck. Two minutes after I posted my list, I realized that I had made the sin of forgetting to mention Arnold W. and Chef Troy. My bad. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175/80 "2000-08-31T16:36:29Z")
And Dr Fidelous(sp?) and Doctor Jackson and TN\*hippie and Zette and ChrisCTP and Persephone and… Like I said, it’s more like who _wouldn’t_ I want to meet? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-most-like-to-meet/31175.md?page=5)