# Who would you put in the Human Rat-Face Club? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 8, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-put-in-the-human-rat-face-club/159824 "2003-03-08T00:30:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-put-in-the-human-rat-face-club/159824/1 "2003-03-08T00:30:42Z")
Some people just remind me of rodents. I don’t have anything personal against these folks, but when I look at them, all I see is a human rat, who would be happier eating a piece of cheese than talking to the press. My nominees for charter membership: 1: Mike Shanahan, coach of the Denver Broncos 2: Mike Krzyzewski, coach of the Duke Blue Devils Any other nominations? (And their first name doesn’t have to be Mike.) ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-put-in-the-human-rat-face-club/159824/2 "2003-03-08T00:53:21Z")
Steve Buscemi? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-put-in-the-human-rat-face-club/159824/3 "2003-03-08T00:58:04Z")
Our American President. That nose! Those ears! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-put-in-the-human-rat-face-club/159824/4 "2003-03-08T02:04:19Z")
The lead singer of Dream Theater, whose name I can’t recall offhand. ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-put-in-the-human-rat-face-club/159824/5 "2003-03-09T03:44:44Z")
Ari Fliesher is a mouse studying to be a rat. ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-put-in-the-human-rat-face-club/159824/6 "2003-03-09T03:50:41Z")
Hey! Some of my best friends are rats! Sheesh!:mad: Oh, okay, I’ll play too:rolleyes: Armin Shimmerman ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-put-in-the-human-rat-face-club/159824/7 "2003-03-09T03:55:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by samarm \* > \*\*Steve Buscemi? \*\* Nah. He looks more like a chihuahua, with those bug eyes. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-put-in-the-human-rat-face-club/159824/8 "2003-03-09T03:58:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor \* > \*\*Our American President. > > That nose! Those ears! :eek: \*\* :nod: And, that pinched up face, with those beady little eyes. Absolutely. ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-put-in-the-human-rat-face-club/159824/9 "2003-03-09T05:05:03Z")
Pat Buchanan. Not his face, though, that would be shallow of me. His mind is rat-like. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-put-in-the-human-rat-face-club/159824/10 "2003-03-09T05:09:49Z")
David Patrick Kelly, to whom Ahnold said those famous words: “You’re a funny guy, Sully. Dat’s why I think I kill you last.” ---
**Author:** ![gex\_gex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/94ad74/32.png) [@gex\_gex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gex_gex)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-put-in-the-human-rat-face-club/159824/11 "2003-03-09T11:17:27Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor_ > Our American President. > > That nose! Those ears! [Lorelai Gilmore]His face is too small for his head.[/Lorelai] ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-put-in-the-human-rat-face-club/159824/12 "2003-03-09T23:40:35Z")
How could I forget??? Celine Dion! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-put-in-the-human-rat-face-club/159824/13 "2003-03-10T00:13:13Z")
Tom Petty. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-put-in-the-human-rat-face-club/159824/14 "2003-03-10T00:24:17Z")
Conan O’Brien. That guy really gets under my skin. It’s something about his voice, and the way he looks. ---
**Author:** ![vl\_mungo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc8723/32.png) [@vl\_mungo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vl_mungo)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-put-in-the-human-rat-face-club/159824/15 "2003-03-10T00:37:38Z")
**Frank Burns** (Larry Linville)