# Who would you want to look like if you were a member of the opposite sex? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 4, 2003, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-want-to-look-like-if-you-were-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex/158949 "2003-03-04T06:05:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![CinnamonGrrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b487fb/32.png) [@CinnamonGrrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CinnamonGrrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-want-to-look-like-if-you-were-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex/158949/21 "2003-03-04T15:36:44Z")
Donald or Kiefer Sutherland. Sexy to the nth degree. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-want-to-look-like-if-you-were-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex/158949/22 "2003-03-04T15:46:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by merge \* > \*\*Liz Hurley… > > because I know my GF would go gay for her… \*\* whoops… hadn’t thought of that… change my vote to Michelle Forbes or Suzi Plakston. ---
**Author:** ![NutMagnet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@NutMagnet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NutMagnet)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-want-to-look-like-if-you-were-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex/158949/23 "2003-03-04T15:48:25Z")
Grace Kelly [http://www.allposters.com/gallery.asp?aid=45191&item=275080](http://www.allposters.com/gallery.asp?aid=45191&item=275080) ---
**Author:** ![Humble\_Servant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/47e85d/32.png) [@Humble\_Servant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Humble_Servant)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-want-to-look-like-if-you-were-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex/158949/24 "2003-03-04T15:59:01Z")
I hope you don’t mind if I don’t choose a celebrity. I had to google paintings by el Greco the other day and I became reacquainted with[this bad boy](http://www.artunframed.com/images/artmis30/greco333.jpg). He’s really me, too (I mean, if I were a guy and a monk and beautiful and everything). ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-want-to-look-like-if-you-were-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex/158949/25 "2003-03-04T16:00:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by merge \* > \*\*Liz Hurley… > > because I know my GF would go gay for her… \*\* That’s what my ex-wife used to say after having lurid dreams about her. That was before she came out of the closet and is now living with her girlfriend. ---
**Author:** ![MissBungle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MissBungle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissBungle)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-want-to-look-like-if-you-were-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex/158949/26 "2003-03-04T16:04:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by notcynical \* > \*\*Ahhh, how sweet. This thread is now closed. No one could possibly top that. 🙂 > > Elizabeth Taylor in _Butterfield 8_. \*\* It’s the g.d. truth, too. He’s rugged, handsome and cool as hell He’s pretty much my living, breathing wet dream. (and we’ve passed the honeymoon stage a year ago) ---
**Author:** ![panache](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c77e96/32.png) [@panache](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-want-to-look-like-if-you-were-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex/158949/27 "2003-03-04T16:17:59Z")
Bring on the **Colin Firth** - So masculine in every sense…he has that face that can look so set, so sincere. My only qualm would be having to live up to that face… Haven’t seen your SO **MissBungle** , but he’s gotta be wicked hot to top Mr. Firth. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-want-to-look-like-if-you-were-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex/158949/28 "2003-03-04T16:21:09Z")
[Lee Meredith](http://www.msu.edu/~pelowsk1/neilsimon/plays/images/sunshine2.gif). And I’d wear the nurse outfit all the time, too. ---
**Author:** ![Breezy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b3f665/32.png) [@Breezy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Breezy)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-want-to-look-like-if-you-were-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex/158949/29 "2003-03-04T16:25:07Z")
That pic of Grace Kelly was so stunning. Just had to say something about it! ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-want-to-look-like-if-you-were-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex/158949/30 "2003-03-04T20:30:03Z")
Winona Rider, assuming there’s not a warrant out for her arrest at the time. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-want-to-look-like-if-you-were-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex/158949/31 "2003-03-04T20:44:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ukulele Ike \* > \*\*[Lee Meredith](http://www.msu.edu/~pelowsk1/neilsimon/plays/images/sunshine2.gif). > > And I’d wear the nurse outfit all the time, too. \*\* Well, that means the Catwoman outfit would be available… ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-want-to-look-like-if-you-were-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex/158949/32 "2003-03-04T21:02:52Z")
Courtney Cox, Susan Lucci, or Gillian Anderson. Beautiful. Hot attitude. And no one is going to get over on them, either. ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-want-to-look-like-if-you-were-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex/158949/33 "2003-03-04T23:54:08Z")
Vin Diesel, and I’d work out in front of a mirror—can I sound like him, too? ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-want-to-look-like-if-you-were-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex/158949/34 "2003-03-05T00:11:22Z")
Helen Mirren. ---
**Author:** ![McDuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@McDuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/McDuff)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-want-to-look-like-if-you-were-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex/158949/35 "2003-03-05T00:40:29Z")
Veronika Zemanova, pre boob job. ---
**Author:** ![mrsface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9adbd/32.png) [@mrsface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrsface)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-want-to-look-like-if-you-were-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex/158949/36 "2003-03-05T00:52:29Z")
(1) Napoleon - by far the best looking man in history (2) Bill Pulman - looks a little like the above ---
**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-want-to-look-like-if-you-were-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex/158949/37 "2003-03-05T00:52:40Z")
Julia Stiles. Actually, maybe I should just look like myself. Seeing as though I’m 5’11 and 135 pounds, I’d probably have guys falling all over themselves to talk me up if I didn’t have that pesky Y chromosome. ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-want-to-look-like-if-you-were-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex/158949/38 "2003-03-05T01:07:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zanshin \* > \*\*I can’t remember her name off the top of my head, but the actress who played Miss Parker in the TV show ‘The Pretender’. Few women in Hollywood strike me the way she does. Wow. \*\* That would be [Andrea Parker](http://us.imdb.com/Name?Parker,%20Andrea). Not a bad choice… For me, [Catherine Deneuve](http://www.allposters.com/gallery.asp?aid=45191&item=275080). ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-want-to-look-like-if-you-were-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex/158949/39 "2003-03-05T01:19:22Z")
Gee, Catherine looks a lot like Grace… [Here](http://www.allposters.com/gallery.asp?aid=45191&item=306815)she is. ---
**Author:** ![Lyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Lyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lyra)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-want-to-look-like-if-you-were-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex/158949/40 "2003-03-05T01:33:56Z")
Ok. Yall might laugh, but I think he’s extremely attractive. [Colby Donaldson](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=164129). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-want-to-look-like-if-you-were-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex/158949.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-want-to-look-like-if-you-were-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex/158949.md?page=3)