# Who Wouldja Do, If You Swung The Other Way? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 17, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025 "2000-03-17T20:19:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/21 "2000-03-17T21:05:00Z")
I’d chose Melissa Auf Der Maur (the former bass player for Hole, now plays with the Pumpkins). I’m also weirdly attracted to Hilary Swank as a man. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/22 "2000-03-17T21:06:00Z")
\*\*Gina Gershon \*\*Kate Winslet (in _Heavenly Creatures_ or _Jude_, not _Titanic_) \*\*Ashley Judd ## \*\*Cammi Granato I always try to do things in chronological order. ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/23 "2000-03-17T21:12:00Z")
Wouldn’t require much switching, but, Angelina Jolie, yum. * * * I like it here-can I stay? And do you have a vacancy for a Back-scrubber? ---
**Author:** ![Cowboy\_Greg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Cowboy\_Greg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowboy_Greg)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/24 "2000-03-17T21:24:00Z")
Well, if I _had_ to switch – Gillian Anderson. She’s got that whole brains with glamour thing going. I’m afraid, though, there’s **nothing** that could induce me to get near that Pamela Lee… creature. Trailer trash have more class than she does. * * * A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/25 "2000-03-17T21:25:00Z")
Dr. Frank’n’Furter, by night, he’s one hell of a lover. David Bowie The young Mick Jagger Spalding Gray (not for the sex, for the conversation afterwards) ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/26 "2000-03-17T21:30:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Arnold Winkelried: > > Spalding Gray (not for the sex, for the conversation afterwards)\*\* From “Jeffrey”: > [@](#): > > Host: Who would you most want to have sex with? > > Contestant 1: Steve, the guy at the gym! > > Contestant 2: Denzel Washington. > > Contestant 3: Yoko Ono. {All look at him oddly} To see the apartment! Nice to see you 'round, too, Kelli. Esprix * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/27 "2000-03-17T21:32:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Eve: > \*\*Already did this thread a few months ago . . . I think it was called “Only Bisexuals Can’t Play.” > \*\* I think 8 months is enough time elapsed to warrant another thread on the same topic… Well, I’m going to play anyway, since I am “mostly” straight (Thanks Doob ;-)… Matt Damon The Livin’ La Vida Loca guy (forgot his name) Brad Pitt, if he lost that pussy attitude… * * * Mike Mulligan had a steam shovel, a beautiful red steam shovel. Her name was Mary Anne. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/28 "2000-03-17T21:35:00Z")
Benjamin Bratt of Law and Order David Foley of The Kids In THe Hall ---
**Author:** ![Sake\_Samurai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sake\_Samurai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sake_Samurai)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/29 "2000-03-17T21:57:00Z")
I’m afraid I’d pick Ross Perot or Bill Gates so I just won’t play. * * * Yet to be reconciled with the reality of the dark for a moment, I go on wandering from dream to dream. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/30 "2000-03-17T22:10:00Z")
I’d do that Nelle chick from Ally McBeal. She’s a hottie. ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/31 "2000-03-17T22:24:00Z")
The Livin’ La Vida Loca guy (forgot his name) That would be Ricky Martin. * * * I like it here-can I stay? And do you have a vacancy for a Back-scrubber? ---
**Author:** ![Pixoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pixoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixoid)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/32 "2000-03-17T23:34:00Z")
Um…well, I know, it’s stereotypical, but Natalie Portman. But not from _Star Wars_–the _Leon_ look, but older. And Audrey Hepburn from _Breakfast At Tiffany’s_. Also Angelina Jolie…um…Julia Ormond… Okay, I admit it, I never finished my Female Fuckable Five list. Don’t shoot me. * * * Question authority–just not mine. ---
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/33 "2000-03-17T23:34:00Z")
Man, I have a hard time thinking that way. Um, I’d have to go with these three just on personality alone. Tom Snyder Dennis Miller Neil Gaimen Are they hot? I have no idea. I just think they be great to have around on a regular basis. * * * _God is my co-pilot. Blame Him._ ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/34 "2000-03-18T00:06:00Z")
Hmmmm. I’d have to go with Angelina Jolie or Debra Messing (Grace from Will & Grace). And Esprix?? Nice quote - I _love_ that movie!!! * * * Winner, SDMB’s Biggest Chat Addict “Only two things that’ll soothe my soul - cold beer and remote control.” ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/35 "2000-03-18T00:14:00Z")
Shit! If I swung the other way, I’d be celebate! 🙂 * * * Eagles may soar free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. ---
**Author:** ![crackwise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/22d042/32.png) [@crackwise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crackwise)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/36 "2000-03-18T00:56:00Z")
Way to go manhattan for being so bold. (Michael Madsen) I’m agreeing with Bricker about the androgynous part - I’d say Johnny Depp. He’s plays a pretty good tough also (ala Donnie Brasco). ## Ed Norton. I just admire his acting. ~handcrafted signatures since 1975~ ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/37 "2000-03-18T01:39:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by psycat90: > \*\*The Livin’ La Vida Loca guy (forgot his name) > > That would be Ricky Martin. > > \*\* Ahh yes, thank you Psy. **MrK** , Tom Snyder? Isn’t that Bo Duke from the Dukes of Hazzard??? I guess it _would_ be cool to hang out with someone who always entered the car via the window! 😉 * * * Mike Mulligan had a steam shovel, a beautiful red steam shovel. Her name was Mary Anne. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/38 "2000-03-18T02:09:00Z")
That was John Schneider. Tom Snyder does/did a Late Show. Anyhoo, if I was gay, I’d probably have more sex with women. Sure seems to work that way with all the gay guys I know. * * * [The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) - **Shadow of the Pigeon** - Weirdo of the Night ---
**Author:** ![Prose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Prose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prose)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/39 "2000-03-18T02:22:00Z")
Gillian Anderson in a heart beat. Sarah McLachlan. Ani Difranco(who does play for both teams) 🙂 Carrie-Anne Moss, she’s GREAT! 😃 honey_wink_ I know you’d love to watch me. * * * I am a fire whose flames lick and spit at the boundless sky forever desiring wonderous consummation -me ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/40 "2000-03-18T02:52:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by SwimmingRiddles: > \*\*Hey, Bricker, Wilson goosed me when I did the Rent line, and my sister lived with Noah’s cousin in LA. He’d drop by for coffee every Sunday. I have scrubs signed by him. > > Doncha wish you were me? > \*\* Well… actually, I’d rather have been goosed by Idina Menzel or Daphne Rubin-Vega, and had coffee with Kellie Martin or Alex Kingston… since you ask. But since this is dedicated to the concept of playing for the other team… sure, that would’ve been cool. 🙂 - Rick [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025.md?page=3)