# Who Wouldja Do, If You Swung The Other Way? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 17, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025 "2000-03-17T20:19:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/41 "2000-03-18T03:56:00Z")
Mark Harmon. Matt Damon. ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/42 "2000-03-18T05:30:00Z")
## Well, if I swung the other way, the only woman I can think of that I wouldn’t mind shagging is Jeri Ryan (Seven of Nine). Personally, I don’t see what you all see in Angelina Jolie. I think she is kind of ugly actually. Shadowfox “The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/43 "2000-03-18T15:13:00Z")
Emma Thompson Katerina Witt Can’t think of a third right now. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/44 "2000-03-18T15:50:00Z")
1. Pat Benatar 2. Pat Benatar 3. Pat Benatar ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/45 "2000-03-18T21:23:00Z")
Last time I said: Deborah Duchene Kristin Lehman Jo Dee Messina It’d take too long for me to think up any additions to the list. * * * Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99. _SD chat:_ **\** Kat’s here! the board must be down! ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2000, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/46 "2000-03-19T01:33:00Z")
When the Hansons were real popular a couple years ago , the Mr. was fond of yelling “I’d like to be locked in a prison cell with the middle one” whenever he heard any discussion of which Hanson brother was the cutest. He also has an unhealthy interest in Dr. Frank N Furter (me, too). Myself…well, stretching the very boundaries of credibility…maybe Jamie Lee Curtis. Or that gal in “Species”, Natasha Henstridge (?)… ---
**Author:** ![Popillia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Popillia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Popillia)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2000, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/47 "2000-03-19T11:05:00Z")
Well I can’t belive I’m going to answer this either, but if I did play for the other team it would have to be 1.Sean Connery 2.Antonio Banderas or 3.Richard Gere. And as for Pamela Anderson Lee…what a skank. Id rather do Madonna! ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2000, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/48 "2000-03-19T11:24:00Z")
Sandra Bullock, I think 🙂 * * * “The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance – it is the illusion of knowledge.” –Daniel J Boorstin ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2000, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/49 "2000-03-19T13:14:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Democritus: > \*\* > Well, I’m going to play anyway, since I am “mostly” straight (Thanks Doob ;-)… > > Matt Damon > The Livin’ La Vida Loca guy (forgot his name) > Brad Pitt, if he lost that pussy attitude… > \*\* No problem dude :). But I gotta ask…Ricky Martin? Is it because of his plastic good looks? Anyway if I were mostly straight (thanks dem): Angelina Jolie Gina Gershon ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2000, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/50 "2000-03-19T17:00:00Z")
Falcon! I’m shocked! (looking up Debra Messing’s phone number…) Ergh. Honestly, I have no idea…I don’t even know what’s supposed to be attractive in a guy. Although, when a gaggle of women are giggling over some guy, I’ve found that saying, “I’d fuck him,” is a great way of making them stop. ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2000, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/51 "2000-03-19T17:24:00Z")
Eddie from _Frasier_ Flipper The duck in _Friends_ Hey, let’s talk swinging across the _species_ line, OK? 😃 * * * _…send lawyers, guns, and money…_ ``` Warren Zevon ``` ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/52 "2000-03-20T03:17:00Z")
Top-o-the list: Marlene Dietrich, and then, of course, Uma Thurman. Emmylou Harris Zora Neale Hurston Flannery O’Connor Jessica Lange, specially if she’d tote Sam Shepard along Juliette Binoche ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/53 "2000-03-20T04:03:00Z")
Hmmmm… John Cusack That dude from the Wallflowers. Jacob Dylan? Not that… _ahem_… you know… * * * “I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.” ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2000, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/54 "2000-03-20T04:14:00Z")
Ashley Judd, if only to find out who waxes her eyebrows. Madonna. I don’t find her particularly attractive, but I bet she’s a spitfire in bed. * * * A woman needs four animals in her life: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all. —Zsa Zsa Gabor ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Dirty\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Devil)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/55 "2000-03-21T20:00:00Z")
Morrissey. ---
**Author:** ![quadell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/b9bd4f/32.png) [@quadell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quadell)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/56 "2000-03-21T20:09:00Z")
Darn. I don’t get to play _ **again!** _☹ (Although I have quite a list of people I’d do if _they_ swung the other way!) Your Quadell ---
**Author:** ![Thing\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Thing\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_1)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2000, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/57 "2000-03-21T21:39:00Z")
I can only think of one. Dylan Mcdermott * * * Then he got up on top With a tip of his hat. “I call this game FUN-IN- A-BOX” Said the cat. -The Cat in the Hat ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2000, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/58 "2000-03-21T22:16:00Z")
Well, I think its quite notable how high Angelina Jolie and Drew Barrymore (and too a lesser extent Gillian Anderson) rate on a large percentage of straightish chicks lists. They are attractive, but probably aren’t going to be a real common pick for most guys. They certainly would fall in most guys lists somewhere, but maybe in the second string roster. FYI, I’m not entirely basing this on this thread, those names are very common when I’ve heard this topic in many situations. I’ll never understand that female libido. What would I do if I switch hit? Wolf Blitzer. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/59 "2000-03-22T00:14:00Z")
**RuPaul** Definitely RuPaul Whaddaya mean “RuPaul doesn’t count.”? umm…OK, Jeri Ryan * * * Virtually yours, DrMatrix ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025/60 "2000-03-22T00:27:00Z")
Andie McDowell Meg Ryan Faith Hill McGraw * * * _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wouldja-do-if-you-swung-the-other-way/15025.md?page=4)