# Who you gonna call? (doper specialist subjects) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 15, 2003, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570 "2003-03-15T08:45:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/1 "2003-03-15T08:45:44Z")
You have a question, and you desire the answer with the intensity of a thousand burning suns. Who ya gonna call? Well, worry no more, as you can check my helpful guide to see who you should be seeking advice from. These dopers have shown time and time again, that they have an expert knowledge in their particular subject. Toilet matters **lieu** Gay issues **Esprix** Weapons **Padeye** Mathematics **ultrafilter** Evolution **Darwin’s Finch** Relationship advice **Manda JO** Parenting **FairyChatMom** Comics **Fenris** Medical advice **Qadgop the Mercotan** Cars **Coldfire** Aircraft / Flying **Broomstick** Well… it’s a start, anyway! Anyone who’s name appears here can be proud of their achievements! I’m sure I’ve missed out a lot stuff, so… anyone care to expand on this? ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/2 "2003-03-15T09:10:56Z")
Hmmmmm… power supply and coal **Anthracite** I’m sure if I look around, I’ve done some good stuff on Absinthe. Hehehehehe… ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/3 "2003-03-15T10:54:43Z")
Christianity - **Polycarp** (among many qualified others, of course - hi, **Tris**!) Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/4 "2003-03-15T12:06:54Z")
Astronomy - **The Bad Astronomer** Clogs - **Coldfire** ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/5 "2003-03-15T13:00:39Z")
Areas of expertise downunder. (love you guys) Genealogy in Australia **Cazzle** All things New Zealand **Ice Wolf** Dealing with Teens **Kambuckta** Pancake toppings / Peanut Butter Sandwich locations **Leechbabe** Photography **LeeJam** Digital cameras **mhendo** Home schooling / children’s health **Primaflora** Tattoos / Defending the underdog **Redboss** Long distance relationships **Tavalla** Australia post / NSW trains **TheLoadedDog** Dead kangaroo disposal **Tigerstace** Japanese stuff **Tsubaki** Agriculture / government / trade **Woolly** ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/6 "2003-03-15T14:01:40Z")
All things French Canadian: matt mc All thing Rroma: Kal ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/7 "2003-03-15T23:06:48Z")
_Parenting?_ :eek: Well, I appreciate the vote of confidence, but my expertise is pretty much limited to one kid who didn’t give me a whole lot of trouble. Now, if anyone needs information on the rework limits of P-3 landing gear, I can help you out. And I’ve got some recent experience with cleaning closets and tossing stuff out. I’ll gladly offer my opinions on parenting, but I can’t pretend to be a specialist. Well, I could, but that wouldnt be very nice, would it?? ---
**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Quasar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Quasar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Quasar)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/8 "2003-03-15T23:20:07Z")
Saltwater fish & aquariums That would be me: **Jimmy Quasar**. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/9 "2003-03-16T00:03:06Z")
Pest Control **DAVEW007** All Things Disney **Eutychus** ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/10 "2003-03-16T02:13:33Z")
simian virology **CRorex** Stay-home Fathering **Rue De Day** pop music **todd33rpm** ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/11 "2003-03-16T02:21:27Z")
Babbling Ujest, Shirley Ujest ---
**Author:** ![Trigonal\_Planar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/0ea827/32.png) [@Trigonal\_Planar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trigonal_Planar)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/12 "2003-03-16T02:47:21Z")
Lucid Dreaming, Hypnosis **me!** ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/13 "2003-03-16T02:56:59Z")
Photography and related Newspaper Stuff **Gunslinger** NASCAR Me. Although I’ve slipped a little since I joined the board, and the topic never comes up anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/14 "2003-03-16T03:12:39Z")
Physics - **Chronos** practical electricity - **Me** General - **TomnDebb** , **mangetout** Electrical theory - **crafter\_man** ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/15 "2003-03-16T03:29:22Z")
Locks and locksmithing **Osip** Woodworking **Forbin** Kitchen and BathDesign yours truly ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/16 "2003-03-16T03:51:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > > All Things Disney > > **Eutychus** \*\* I think, in a pinch, if **Euty** is unavailable, **I Dig Bad Boys** can provide some guidance in this area. ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/17 "2003-03-16T03:53:56Z")
Classic Hollywood **Eve** European Royalty **Guinastasia** ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/18 "2003-03-16T03:55:05Z")
Sports, especially questions involving rules – **BobT** ---
**Author:** ![cadolphin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c37758/32.png) [@cadolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cadolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/19 "2003-03-16T05:02:08Z")
All types of Wireless Communication **Rico** All things music, radio, related to these **Rico** ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/20 "2003-03-16T06:37:46Z")
Ok, I wasn’t sure you could nominate yourself. Nobody is gonna nominate me anyways… so… Import Racing/Tuning **Me** Absinthe **Me** Recipes **Zenster** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570.md?page=2)