# Who you gonna call? (doper specialist subjects)

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 15, 2003, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570 "2003-03-15T08:45:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/41 "2003-03-17T12:57:48Z")

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Legal Matters

**Billdo** , **Zappo** , **minty green**

There are others, too, but these spring to mind most immediately.

Health and medicine

**Qadgop the Mercotan**

Judaica

**zev\_steinhardt** , **cmkeller** , **C K Dexter Haven** , **Arnold Winklereid**

Again, there may be others, but these four have provided much enlightenment.

Business and investing

**Manhattan**

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/42 "2003-03-17T13:00:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Scotticher \*  
> \*\*Pest Control
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> **DAVEW007**
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Thanks, hon, but you forgot my last numeral. I guess that means we’re on a first-name basis? 😉

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/43 "2003-03-17T13:11:18Z")

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Marks & Spencers undergarments  
**Nostradamus**

Historical Musicology  
Yours truly

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**Author:** ![Harli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c0e974/32.png) [@Harli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harli)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/44 "2003-03-17T13:19:24Z")

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Since they’ve not yet been claimed, I’ll offer up **myself** for the following categories:

Theatre  
Vampire Lore  
E-Commerce

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**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/45 "2003-03-17T13:26:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Harli \*  
> \*\*Since they’ve not yet been claimed, I’ll offer up **myself** for the following categories:
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> Theatre  
> Vampire Lore  
> E-Commerce \*\*

What about Dragons?  
😛

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/46 "2003-03-17T13:45:14Z")

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I know more about \*\* Andrew Lloyd Webber \*\* than Andrew Lloyd Webber does.

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/47 "2003-03-17T14:43:50Z")

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I’m hurt I haven’t yet been mentioned for

Trucking  
**RickJay**

ISO 9000 and other standards  
**RickJay**

Baseball  
**RickJay**

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/48 "2003-03-17T14:51:34Z")

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I’ll second **Ringo** for Geophysics.

Vintage Motorcycles  
**Unclvinny**

If anyone has even heard of Extended Reach Drilling then I’ll offer myself. No one else knows what this, so I’m safe.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/49 "2003-03-17T14:53:35Z")

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Messing up vB coding  
**Tapioca** ☹

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/50 "2003-03-17T14:58:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Annie-Xmas \*  
> \*\*I know more about \*\* Andrew Lloyd Webber \*\* than Andrew Lloyd Webber does. \*\*

Are you boasting or complaining?  
For information, past or present on **NYC** turn to **stuyguy**.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/51 "2003-03-17T15:16:36Z")

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Evolution  
**CalMeacham**

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**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/52 "2003-03-17T16:41:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by NinetyWt \*  
> \*\*simian virology  
> **CRorex**

It’s actually retroviruses that I work with.

The primates are more or less incidental.

And to be honest, I’m more or less your guy for basics of virology.

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/53 "2003-03-17T17:01:58Z")

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Ethiopian Judaism

Kyla

You don’t know it yet, but that is, indeed, her area of expertise.

Who is an expert in landscape architecture? I need a consult.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/54 "2003-03-17T17:04:25Z")

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I’ll nominate myself for a few things:

Marx Brothers lore (although **Eve** is the expert on Margaret Dumont)  
Firesign Theatre  
Graph Theory and Combinatorics (my mathematical specialties, i.e. the niches where I know more than **ultrafilter** )

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**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/55 "2003-03-17T17:06:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by whuckfistle \*  
> \*\*Electrical theory - **crafter\_man** \*\*

Appreciate the nomination, **whuckfistle**. ;j But IMHO **Sailor** probably has me beat.

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/56 "2003-03-17T17:09:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lieu \*  
> \*\*Evolution  
> **CalMeacham** \*\*

Also **Ben** is good at evolution.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/57 "2003-03-17T17:19:00Z")

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Baking  
**Baker**

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/58 "2003-03-19T18:49:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by brachyrhynchos \*  
> \*\*And don’t forget **Colibri** who can also answer things ecological.  
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Thanks for the mention. I also try to tackle questions in Zoology generally. And I’d say History of Exploration and Discovery as a sideline.

I’d say that **Tamerlane** does well on zoological questions too, especially for a bloodthirsty Central Asian Despot.

A few other nominations:

Linguistics: **Jomo Mojo**

Mountaineering: **tsunamisurfer** (is he still around?)

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**Author:** ![tsarina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@tsarina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tsarina)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/59 "2003-03-19T19:52:21Z")

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Microbiology

Third Reich and Holocaust history

Anne Frank

Michigan State lore

**me!**

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-you-gonna-call-doper-specialist-subjects/161570/60 "2003-03-19T20:00:08Z")

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\*\*Romance Novels and other Superfluous non-lit \*\*

ME

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