# Who?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who/13186>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2000, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who/13186 "2000-01-28T13:38:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who/13186/21 "2000-01-28T16:51:00Z")

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's on first. What’s on second. I Don’t Know’s on third.

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An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.

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**Author:** ![okatym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/76d3ee/32.png) [@okatym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okatym)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who/13186/22 "2000-01-28T16:52:00Z")

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Me

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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who/13186/23 "2000-01-28T16:54:00Z")

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'd have thunk this one was coming eh?

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If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors.

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**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who/13186/24 "2000-01-28T16:54:00Z")

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wants to date Michelle??

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-Frankie

“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”  
-Bad Religion

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**Author:** ![WIU\_Wozman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WIU\_Wozman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIU_Wozman)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who/13186/25 "2000-01-28T17:02:00Z")

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Wants to date me? I’m young, verile, sensitive to a woman’s needs…damn I quote movies too much

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Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them. - Isaac Jaffee (new quote)

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who/13186/26 "2000-01-28T17:13:00Z")

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that girl wearin’ nothing but a smile and a towel, on the picture on the billboard near the big ol highway.

Duh, duh, du du duu.  
(In tribute to my Uncle Dale)

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Ayesha

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**Author:** ![TheUnforgiven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TheUnforgiven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheUnforgiven)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who/13186/27 "2000-01-28T20:44:00Z")

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.'s going to police the police?"  
“I dunno. Coastguard?”

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