# Whoa, I'm caught in a time warp

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-im-caught-in-a-time-warp/72073>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [July 11, 2001, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-im-caught-in-a-time-warp/72073 "2001-07-11T12:11:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-im-caught-in-a-time-warp/72073/1 "2001-07-11T12:11:13Z")

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going from the SDMB home page listing the forums, hit ‘view all new posts’ and I got a page of threads from January 16, 2001. very strange. talk about your glitches. whew!

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-im-caught-in-a-time-warp/72073/2 "2001-07-11T12:50:26Z")

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sirneF

D: ?deatsni sdrawkcab snur emit erehw xetrov-emit a ni thguac er’uoy ebyaM

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-im-caught-in-a-time-warp/72073/3 "2001-07-11T13:01:50Z")

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.siht daer evah t’ndluow I neht tuB .etuc

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-im-caught-in-a-time-warp/72073/4 "2001-07-11T14:46:13Z")

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I hit “New Posts” & the first page was fine, but the second was listing nothing but stuff from 1999! :eek:

[Edited by TubaDiva on 07-12-2001 at 09:28 PM]

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**Author:** ![sdimbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sdimbert/32/20204_2.png) [@sdimbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sdimbert)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-im-caught-in-a-time-warp/72073/5 "2001-07-11T14:46:21Z")

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!parc siht daer ot woh tuo derugif I eveileb t’nac I ,tihs yloH

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**Author:** ![zev\_steinhardt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/97f17d/32.png) [@zev\_steinhardt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zev_steinhardt)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-im-caught-in-a-time-warp/72073/6 "2001-07-11T14:51:40Z")

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I just got the same error that **Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor** got. I thought all that stuff was pruned.

Zev Steinhardt

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-im-caught-in-a-time-warp/72073/7 "2001-07-11T15:07:56Z")

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:gnidnuotsa s’tI  
gniteelf…si emiT  
llot s’ti sekat ssendaM  
But listen closely,  
,ylesolc netsil tuB  
,regnol hcum yrev rof toN  
lortnoc peek ot tog ev’I  
praW emiT eht gniod rebmemer I  
nehw stnemom esoht gniknirD  
The blackness would hit me  
em tih dluow ssenkcalb ehT  
gnillac eb dluow eciov a dnA  
“!niaga praW emiT eht od s’teL”

sirneF

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-im-caught-in-a-time-warp/72073/8 "2001-07-11T15:19:13Z")

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?thgir, xetrov laropmet a fo stceffe gniyzzid eht wohs ot era senil sdrawrof eht taht ,esruoc fo ,ezilaer lla uoY

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-im-caught-in-a-time-warp/72073/9 "2001-07-11T15:19:33Z")

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::Scarlett slaps Fenris upside de haid::

Stop, I say stop it, boy, yer givin’ me the bejeebers!

Same error as **zev** and **Bosda** – 2nd page was 5-26-1999 to 5-7-1999 (in reverse order), and 3rd page was 6-3-1999 to 5-26-1999 (in reverse order), and so on ad nauseam.

Pleh, pleh!

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-im-caught-in-a-time-warp/72073/10 "2001-07-11T17:25:56Z")

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and, while I’m grousing, is anyone else getting almost 75% ‘page not found’ on initial attempts to open a thread. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s putting **quite** the damper on my count. Or, maybe that’s it, it’s an evil plot by the forces of Evil [sup]TM[/sup] to maintain my low -anonymous type profile here. Grumble grumble darn forces of Evil[sup]TM[/sup] never let a gal have any fun.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-im-caught-in-a-time-warp/72073/11 "2001-07-11T18:59:41Z")

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Knock it off, **Fenris**!! Your making me seasick! 😛

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**Author:** ![zut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zut/32/2875_2.png) [@zut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zut)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-im-caught-in-a-time-warp/72073/12 "2001-07-11T20:48:55Z")

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Whoa. What’s really odd is that I’m seeing this thread on the front page here on February 12, 2002. How appropriate that it should resurface now, right after January’s “benevolent” Antarean invasion of Earth. Oh, had we only known then what we do now!

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**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-im-caught-in-a-time-warp/72073/13 "2001-07-12T08:01:58Z")

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I opened “New Posts” and there, among the current posts was a note from my Aunty May reminding me not to put my feet on the bed without taking my shoes off first.

My Aunty May died four years ago.

What’s happening?

Red

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-im-caught-in-a-time-warp/72073/14 "2001-07-12T11:50:39Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Redboss \*  
> \*\*I opened “New Posts” and there, among the current posts was a note from my Aunty May reminding me not to put my feet on the bed without taking my shoes off first.
> 
> My Aunty May died four years ago.
> 
> What’s happening?
> 
> Red \*\*

::channeling Aunty May:;  
Dear **Red** what’s happening? Obviously I noticed that you’re again putting your feet on the bed without taking your shoes off first. Stop doing that.

Aunty May

::/channeling Aunty May::

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-im-caught-in-a-time-warp/72073/15 "2001-07-13T02:24:24Z")

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Sorry there, hit “edit” when I meant to hit “quote.”

Lemme try this again:

[quote]  
I hit “New Posts” & the first page was fine, but the second was listing nothing but stuff from 1999!/quote]

We’re aware there’s a problem in search . . . it’s being looked at. Sorry for your inconvenience.

your humble TubaDiva  
Administrator

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2001, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-im-caught-in-a-time-warp/72073/16 "2001-07-13T03:19:01Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> Sorry there, hit “edit” when I meant to hit “quote.”

Oh, _suuure_, TubaDiva. Obviously, Bosda’s _complete_ post revealed the Truth about the Straight Dope/Philadelphia Project/Grays nexus, and Cecil’s top-secret time vortex experiments! After all, what’s Cecil’s slogan? “Fighting ignorance since 1973 (it’s taking longer than we thought).” Clearly, a strong interest–nay, an _obsession_–with time.

[Cecil]The fools! The cursed armies of ignorance! I’ve been at this for twenty-eight years–_twenty-eight years!_ I’ll go back in time and kill all their grandfathers! They will not call me “mad” then, oh no! MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA![/Cecil]

Of course, “Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor” has probably been replaced by an alien replicant by now.

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**Author:** ![MrO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/50afbb/32.png) [@MrO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrO)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-im-caught-in-a-time-warp/72073/17 "2001-07-15T01:25:58Z")

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You just made my head explode. You’ll be hearing from my lawyers.

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-im-caught-in-a-time-warp/72073/18 "2001-07-15T03:13:13Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by MrO \*  
> \*\*You just made my head explode. You’ll be hearing from my lawyers. \*\*

?reywal a evah uoy nac woh ,dedolpxe s’daeh ruoy fi ,sediseB !reywal rouy naht rehguot s’reywal _ym_ ,yawyna dnA !esrever ni gnidaer tsuj er’uoY .yllamron yltcefrep gnitsop lla er’eW ?su emalb yhW  
.tuoba gniklat saw **gnirw** rorre eht decneirepxe t’nevah _llits_ I ,yaw eht yB

sirneF

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-im-caught-in-a-time-warp/72073/19 "2001-07-15T06:21:50Z")

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!“Doctor” the himself calls who someone from parts computer spare buy to not us teach That’ll .now fine running be should Everthing .glitch temporal the about sorry So

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-im-caught-in-a-time-warp/72073/20 "2001-07-15T12:55:29Z")

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!better _much_ That’s .right Your’re

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