# Whoa is me. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 16, 2002, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-is-me/132530 "2002-10-16T16:55:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2002, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-is-me/132530/21 "2002-10-17T04:49:57Z")
That’s it. I’m telling my mo(mmy)derator about you, **lieu**. No more poopy posts from you. You (and those who add to your discuccions on all matters fecally employed) are gonna damage my diaphragm. Really man, please… I’m with **EchoKitty**. I’d sprint for the exit every time I saw you heading in the general direction of the restroom. Do the maintenance people just follow you around all day for the sake of expediency, or what, man? [sub]All I gotta do to completely wipe out a bad mood is log onto the boards, find **lieu** ’s most recent post, and try not to fucking rupture myself with laughter. You’re killin’ me.[/sub] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2002, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-is-me/132530/22 "2002-10-17T05:07:45Z")
> [@](#): > > I hear there are women from Thailand who can do that with pingpong balls and…um… Yeah. You show me someone that can make a pingpong ball stick to someone and I’ll kindly introduce you to Forrest Dump. ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2002, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-is-me/132530/23 "2002-10-17T12:48:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*They guy that cleans your bathroom is also responsible for your kitchen? \*\* Actually, it’s a woman, and, yep. But I’m used to it, I’ve got the same deal at home. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2002, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-is-me/132530/24 "2002-10-17T14:14:56Z")
[nitpick]I think you meant **Woe** is me.[/nitpick] Good rant though 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2002, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-is-me/132530/25 "2002-10-17T14:21:10Z")
Jeez dude, next time warn me before something that funny comes along. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2002, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-is-me/132530/26 "2002-10-17T14:32:41Z")
Sorry **Eleusis** , butt this was a tail of “Whoa”. You’ve never started to enter a stall only to look down, stop dead in your tracks and emphatically exclaim “Whoa”. ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2002, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-is-me/132530/27 "2002-10-17T16:04:30Z")
Thanks **lieu** I guess I got wooshed. ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2002, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-is-me/132530/28 "2002-10-17T16:09:05Z")
And to think I just stopped up my shitter before reading this… Ironic, eh? Sam ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2002, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-is-me/132530/29 "2002-10-17T16:29:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Skeezix \* > **[sub]All I gotta do to completely wipe out a bad mood is log onto the boards…[/sub]** Hey! An “Upper Decker” is bad enough - we’re not having any of **that** going on! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2002, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-is-me/132530/30 "2002-10-17T16:53:06Z")
You’d think I’d know better than to open a lieu thread while eating lunch!! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2002, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-is-me/132530/31 "2002-10-17T19:50:22Z")
Whoa. ---
**Author:** ![Godfrey\_Daniels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Godfrey\_Daniels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Godfrey_Daniels)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2002, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-is-me/132530/32 "2002-10-17T23:59:47Z")
Cow-orkers are thinking I’ve lost it. I tried to stifle, but that was just too fucking funny!!! ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2002, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-is-me/132530/33 "2002-10-18T04:59:08Z")
**Iguana Boy** : Hadda read and re-read that about four times before I caught your meaning… :smack: I gotta cut back on my meds, man, they’re screwing up my SDMB quality time. [sub]That _would_ rather explain the outages, though, wouldn’t it? I mean, shut the server down, open it up, clean it all out, then disinfect it, then…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2002, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-is-me/132530/34 "2002-10-18T05:40:31Z")
I hadn’t given this a second thought before butt I did pay for college by driving a logging truck during summers. It was a 13 speed with two splitters which, ironically, was quite prone to stalling. While **Ringo** and **Pantellerite** certainly know of what I speak, I’m politely going to leave the rest of you in the dark about the downhole characteristics of an electric log. Resistivity can be a good thing. ---
**Author:** ![Yossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/9de0a6/32.png) [@Yossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yossarian)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2002, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-is-me/132530/35 "2002-10-18T21:30:34Z")
How long am I going to stare at the screen this afternoon and try to come up with a worthy geophysical pun utilizing “bore”, “hole”, “mud”, and/or “log”? Not much longer. I give up. I need a drink. ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2002, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-is-me/132530/36 "2002-10-19T10:18:49Z")
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