# Whoa!  The new IMac has boobies!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-the-new-imac-has-boobies/71348>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 5, 2001, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-the-new-imac-has-boobies/71348 "2001-07-05T14:34:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-the-new-imac-has-boobies/71348/1 "2001-07-05T14:34:21Z")

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That’s right folks… and at least I’m not the only one that can see it. You can take a look yourself [here](http://www.hardocp.com/new_img_01/july/boob_mac.html).

Of course, it’s still an IMac, so even tho’ it has melons it still sucks you-know-what. 😃

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-the-new-imac-has-boobies/71348/2 "2001-07-05T15:43:14Z")

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You need to get out more buddy 🙂

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-the-new-imac-has-boobies/71348/3 "2001-07-05T18:24:16Z")

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Besides, that’s just a mockup someone did. The only people who know what the _real_ “new iMac” will look like are Steve Jobs and Jonathan Ive…

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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-the-new-imac-has-boobies/71348/4 "2001-07-05T18:31:52Z")

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mmm…boobies…

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**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-the-new-imac-has-boobies/71348/5 "2001-07-05T19:10:27Z")

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DAMMIT!

Isn’t that always the case…? You finally decide to buy one after waiting a year for it to be at the optimum juxtaposition of features and price and _what happens?!?_

The very next week they introduce a new model. A much better equipped model.

_sigh_ I guess I can take comfort in the knowledge that purchase approval wouldn’t have made it past the bean-counters (a.k.a. Mrs. Tygr).

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**Author:** ![geekbooks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/898d66/32.png) [@geekbooks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/geekbooks)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-the-new-imac-has-boobies/71348/6 "2001-07-06T02:29:22Z")

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What is that, an A cup model?

Bigger, Faster, Cheaper!

I’m going to Macworld week after next to oooogle in person.

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**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-the-new-imac-has-boobies/71348/7 "2001-07-06T02:32:22Z")

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… and american consumerism has reached a new low…