# WHOA! What's happened here?!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-whats-happened-here/463416>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 13, 2008, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-whats-happened-here/463416 "2008-09-13T08:08:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![hyperjes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df705f/32.png) [@hyperjes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hyperjes)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-whats-happened-here/463416/1 "2008-09-13T08:08:12Z")

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Greetings, people of the SDMB! According to the little blurb under my user name, I last visited on 4-22-06. If I remember correctly, this was when my paid subscription ran out and I could no longer afford my membership.

Tonight, on a whim, I plugged in my info and found that I had all the access I ever had, harkening back to when the forums were free.

So, um…are they free again then? When did this happen? Does anybody remember me? Who is still around?

Is anyone still burning they dog? Are blimps still horrifying?

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-whats-happened-here/463416/2 "2008-09-13T09:04:25Z")

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Heya, Jess. Tasha’s friend, right?

How’s Floridian tricks?

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**Author:** ![hyperjes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df705f/32.png) [@hyperjes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hyperjes)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-whats-happened-here/463416/3 "2008-09-13T09:15:57Z")

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> [@iampunha](#):
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> Heya, Jess. Tasha’s friend, right?
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> How’s Floridian tricks?

Nope. All wrong, I’m afraid. 😛

I’m Jes. Wife of another former, long-time poster- **d\_redguy**. We live in NC.

I think my only “big-deal thread” was the one in which I tracked down and called my biological father.

I remember YOU though! 😃

Off top of my head, I remember **Lobsang** , **Guinastasia** , **Crazy Cat Lady** , **RueDeDay** …

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**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-whats-happened-here/463416/4 "2008-09-13T09:29:18Z")

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_Waves spear_

Uka, ta! Tiko uni dara de gama for ti ini dassa gabra! Tokoko likir opona aldir!

_Points to sign that says “Free posting reinstated. Dope gone to hell, savages regressed to tribal standards. Leave while you still can, love, the Staff.”_  
_Points to exit_

😃

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-whats-happened-here/463416/5 "2008-09-13T12:44:25Z")

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> [@hyperjes](#):
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> I think my only “big-deal thread” was the one in which I tracked down and called my biological father.

I remember that!

It went free over Labor Day weekend or thereabouts, with the server upgrade. They’re still working out the bugs, but things are pretty stable lately.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-whats-happened-here/463416/6 "2008-09-13T15:12:27Z")

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> [@Jragon](#):
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> _Waves spear_
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> Uka, ta! Tiko uni dara de gama for ti ini dassa gabra! Tokoko likir opona aldir!

I didn’t know you spoke Tokipona!

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> _Points to sign that says “Free posting reinstated. Dope gone to hell, savages regressed to tribal standards. Leave while you still can, love, the Staff.”_

You’re just taking the NSFW Picture Thread too seriously. 🙂

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> _Points to exit_

Now the Maggot Cheese thread, I can understand about…

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**Author:** ![hyperjes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df705f/32.png) [@hyperjes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hyperjes)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-whats-happened-here/463416/7 "2008-09-13T20:14:18Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> You’re just taking the NSFW Picture Thread too seriously. 🙂

I have to say- this took me by surprise. Some things have definitely changed around here! lol

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-whats-happened-here/463416/8 "2008-09-13T20:28:49Z")

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Yep, I remember you. Coffee importer, several pet ferrets, tornado chaser, mother of 9. How did your sister’s sex-reassignment go? You still talk to Maarten?

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-whats-happened-here/463416/9 "2008-09-13T20:33:14Z")

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> [@hyperjes](#):
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> I have to say- this took me by surprise. Some things have definitely changed around here! lol

That thread was an aftereffect of the Amnesia Weekend. I was quite surprised by it; I suspect that there won’t be another.

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**Author:** ![hyperjes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df705f/32.png) [@hyperjes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hyperjes)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-whats-happened-here/463416/10 "2008-09-13T20:36:36Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> Yep, I remember you. Coffee importer, several pet ferrets, tornado chaser, mother of 9. How did your sister’s sex-reassignment go? You still talk to Maarten?

My brother is doing well. I just shipped 8 of the nine out to stay with him while I work on a deal with Howard Schultz. I sent the oldest down south to get some up-close trailer park footage. I _was_ still talking to Maarten, until I found out what he’d been doing with the ferrets every time I asked him to pet-sit. Never thought I’d see that on a nanny cam!!

Though I hear nobody can talk to him anymore. Apparently, he thinks he’s a glass of orange juice. ☹

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**Author:** ![Necromancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ac91a4/32.png) [@Necromancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necromancer)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-whats-happened-here/463416/11 "2008-09-14T08:22:15Z")

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**Hyperjes** , upon reading your post I decided to try logging in too. Apparently I last visited on 07-24-2005.

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-whats-happened-here/463416/12 "2008-09-14T08:40:24Z")

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> [@Necromancer](#):
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> **Hyperjes** , upon reading your post I decided to try logging in too. Apparently I last visited on 07-24-2005.

And you last posted on [11-10-2003](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4212331&postcount=95). Welcome back stranger.
