# Whoa! Women I understand your take on penis size now. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 13, 2005, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-women-i-understand-your-take-on-penis-size-now/330843 "2005-11-13T12:53:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-women-i-understand-your-take-on-penis-size-now/330843/21 "2005-11-14T01:54:06Z")
> [@mangeorge](#): > > Has anyone else noticed the options at the bottom of the “reply” window? > . > . > . > > “Increase Size Decrease Size” > > 😃 BTW; they don’t work. And chin up, **SHAKES**. Someday, when you get old, it’ll quit working anyway. Problem solved. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-women-i-understand-your-take-on-penis-size-now/330843/22 "2005-11-14T02:13:04Z")
> [@JonScribe](#): > > Hey, that gives me an idea: Imax porn. Great, as if more guys need a reason to develop a complex. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-women-i-understand-your-take-on-penis-size-now/330843/23 "2005-11-14T02:17:47Z")
> [@JonScribe](#): > > Hey, that gives me an idea: Imax porn. Better yet: Imax 3D porn… ---
**Author:** ![MelCthefirst](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eada6e/32.png) [@MelCthefirst](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MelCthefirst)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-women-i-understand-your-take-on-penis-size-now/330843/24 "2005-11-14T02:23:05Z")
If it’s around average size, not a problem on the whole - what I have discovered, oh, um, my friend told me, is if the stomach is a little on the large side, it can interfere with some of the positions and a larger willy would make a nice difference. ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-women-i-understand-your-take-on-penis-size-now/330843/25 "2005-11-14T02:52:18Z")
I like Elayne Boosler’s take on the subject: “Does it reach from you to me? Great!” ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-women-i-understand-your-take-on-penis-size-now/330843/26 "2005-11-14T15:22:43Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > I know I’m going to be the only one: but, yeah, penis size does matter. The bigger the better (to a point). Granted, how they work it plays a part, but size makes a huge, huge, huge difference (no pun intended). So, is four times as big too big? ---
**Author:** ![gooftroopag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gooftroopag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gooftroopag)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-women-i-understand-your-take-on-penis-size-now/330843/27 "2005-11-14T15:47:29Z")
> [@Batsinma Belfry](#): > > What REALLY matters is the _girth_ of the movie screen. I’m all for _girth_! But really, when it comes down to it, to steal from Austin Powers: > [@](#): > > It’s not the size mate, it’s how you use it. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-women-i-understand-your-take-on-penis-size-now/330843/28 "2005-11-14T15:49:11Z")
[QUOTE=SHAKESI excaimed to myself out loud (said in a whiney voice): “Ah man, Look at the size of that screen…” Because by comparison to the last one, it seemed so small. And that’s it. That’s when it hit me. This MUST be how women feel about penis size. [/QUOTE] And that’s why I feel so bnad for the men who have to be with the women I’m with after I’m out of the picture. I mean…what with my 18" (ok, 17.75") ock and all. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-women-i-understand-your-take-on-penis-size-now/330843/29 "2005-11-14T15:59:36Z")
Imax gives me migranes. Big penises give me a bruised cervix. Watching movies on an iPod isn’t my idea of fun either though. ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-women-i-understand-your-take-on-penis-size-now/330843/30 "2005-11-14T16:21:32Z")
> [@bluethree](#): > > It’s been said a million times before: men are a lot more interested in penis size than women are. And in penises in general. Once again, I didn’t get the memo. My memo-delivery person is so frickin’ fired, lemme tell ya. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-women-i-understand-your-take-on-penis-size-now/330843/31 "2005-11-14T16:57:50Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > So, is four times as big too big? It depends how big the original size (x) is. Is x 1 inch? I mean, a four inch screen will give no one pleasure. Is x 20 feet? An 80 foot screen would make my eyes roll with viewing pleasure 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-women-i-understand-your-take-on-penis-size-now/330843/32 "2005-11-14T23:43:39Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > I know I’m going to be the only one: but, yeah, penis size does matter. The bigger the better (to a point). Granted, how they work it plays a part, but size makes a huge, huge, huge difference (no pun intended). > > Go ahead, tell me I’m wrong and how small penises rule. 😛 Gotta agree. Ya can’t drive a nail with a tack hammer. ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2005, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-women-i-understand-your-take-on-penis-size-now/330843/33 "2005-11-15T00:12:42Z")
I just love a big screen. I’ve settled for smaller ones, mind you, and enjoyed the viewing experience very much. But there’s nothing that beats a good movie on a big screen. It’s a lot easier for me to experience the full pleasure of the experience. Other screens can do it too, but it takes a lot more plot line, if you get my drift. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2005, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-women-i-understand-your-take-on-penis-size-now/330843/34 "2005-11-15T00:51:53Z")
> [@bouv](#): > > And that’s why I feel so bnad for the men who have to be with the women I’m with after I’m out of the picture. I mean…what with my 18" (ok, 17.75") ock and all. 😛 That’s a mighty small octopus you got there… ---
**Author:** ![wonder9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c57346/32.png) [@wonder9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonder9)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2005, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-women-i-understand-your-take-on-penis-size-now/330843/35 "2005-11-15T01:14:48Z")
> [@bluethree](#): > > It’s been said a million times before: men are a lot more interested in penis size than women are. And in penises in general. Amen, sister. ---
**Author:** ![wonder9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c57346/32.png) [@wonder9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonder9)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2005, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-women-i-understand-your-take-on-penis-size-now/330843/36 "2005-11-15T01:15:56Z")
> [@Agonist](#): > > You got it. It’s MEN that are obsessed with penis size. Within a wide range of sizes, women couldn’t care less. So says this woman, anyway. Another amen, sister. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2005, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-women-i-understand-your-take-on-penis-size-now/330843/37 "2005-11-15T02:50:06Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > The bigger the better (to a point). If they’re pointy, they hurt. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2005, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-women-i-understand-your-take-on-penis-size-now/330843/38 "2005-11-15T02:54:28Z")
Sometimes those big ones give me motion sickness. (movie screens, not penis’) ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2005, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-women-i-understand-your-take-on-penis-size-now/330843/39 "2005-11-15T03:10:56Z")
I like the big, thick ones. The ones that make your cervix hurt. The short, skinny ones not as much. It’s just like a guy who has a preference for breast size. Some guys like big ones, some like the small ones, and some don’t care. ---
**Author:** ![Craneop2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Craneop2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Craneop2)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2005, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whoa-women-i-understand-your-take-on-penis-size-now/330843/40 "2005-11-15T05:24:25Z")
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