# Whopperettes - Best BurgerKing Commercial Ever

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whopperettes-best-burgerking-commercial-ever/343767>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 9, 2006, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whopperettes-best-burgerking-commercial-ever/343767 "2006-02-09T23:59:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2006, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whopperettes-best-burgerking-commercial-ever/343767/1 "2006-02-09T23:59:11Z")

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[WOW!!](http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4186888463242782209)

I haven’t laughed this hard at a TV commercial, let alone a BurgerKing commercial, in years. This time that creepy “King” didn’t seem so creepy.

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whopperettes-best-burgerking-commercial-ever/343767/2 "2006-02-10T00:10:51Z")

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Yes he did. Even the lyrics in the commercial call him “freaky”!

Considering how awful BK’s commercials have been lately, this was a big step up. Silly, but fun.

But where were the guardians of decency and morality when scantily-dressed women were belly-flopping together to make a “sandwich”? I’m outraged! Write your Congresscritters!

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**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whopperettes-best-burgerking-commercial-ever/343767/3 "2006-02-10T00:17:24Z")

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The big headed King commercials are the greatest commercials for fast food since the days of McDonaldland and the Mayor McCheese and Big Mac.

The commerical where Darth Vader and the King are just staring at eachother and you hear the heavy breathing from each one is boney god funny.

Whooperettes were cute.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whopperettes-best-burgerking-commercial-ever/343767/4 "2006-02-10T00:19:22Z")

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Top bun is damn hot.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whopperettes-best-burgerking-commercial-ever/343767/5 "2006-02-10T00:19:28Z")

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The commercial was silly and weird, but the four of us guys watching during the Superbowl all agreed we would have liked to have been part of that whopper. 😉

Jim

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whopperettes-best-burgerking-commercial-ever/343767/6 "2006-02-10T00:22:31Z")

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Ah, so I’m NOT ALONE!

My friends’ responses to that add were mostly ‘that’s just wrong!’. And I just don’t understand WHY.

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whopperettes-best-burgerking-commercial-ever/343767/7 "2006-02-10T00:24:38Z")

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> [@What Exit?](#):
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> The commercial was silly and weird, but the four of us guys watching during the Superbowl all agreed we would have liked to have been part of that whopper. 😉
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> Jim

Well, it was me and three guys watching the Superbowl, and even I agreed _I’d_ like to be a part of that whopper. Somewhere between tomato and lettuce is fine by me.

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whopperettes-best-burgerking-commercial-ever/343767/8 "2006-02-10T00:29:48Z")

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> [@Bryan Ekers](#):
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> Top bun is damn hot.

I think that was [Brooke Burke](http://www.southcn.com/ent/xingwen/weststar/200307160672.htm).

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**Author:** ![What\_the](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f4b2a3/32.png) [@What\_the](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_the)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whopperettes-best-burgerking-commercial-ever/343767/9 "2006-02-10T00:29:48Z")

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> [@Bryan Ekers](#):
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> Top bun is damn hot.

You got that right!!!

> **[Welcome to BrookeBurke.com](https://brookeburke.com/)**
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> Sincerely, Brooke Most-loved posts Follow me on Instagram

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whopperettes-best-burgerking-commercial-ever/343767/10 "2006-02-10T01:01:39Z")

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> [@What the .... ?!?!](#):
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> You got that right!!!

Hot beef injection, extra mayo!

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whopperettes-best-burgerking-commercial-ever/343767/11 "2006-02-10T01:46:05Z")

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Why can’t you see the whopperettes, heads, feet and hands sticking out of the bun at the end?  
Otherwise great!

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whopperettes-best-burgerking-commercial-ever/343767/12 "2006-02-10T01:56:26Z")

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> [@Anastasaeon](#):
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> Well, it was me and three guys watching the Superbowl, and even I agreed _I’d_ like to be a part of that whopper. Somewhere between tomato and lettuce is fine by me.

Well duh, that’s cause you like girls, too!

(Which is one of the reasons we love ya’. 😉 )

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whopperettes-best-burgerking-commercial-ever/343767/13 "2006-02-10T02:30:49Z")

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there’s so much more to play with at [the official site](http://www.whopperettes.com/index.html)

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**Author:** ![DaveRaver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daveraver/32/1078_2.png) [@DaveRaver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaveRaver)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whopperettes-best-burgerking-commercial-ever/343767/14 "2006-02-10T04:34:05Z")

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I miss Herb.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whopperettes-best-burgerking-commercial-ever/343767/15 "2006-02-10T05:29:50Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> there’s so much more to play with at [the official site](http://www.whopperettes.com/index.html)

ohhhh thank you, thank you, thank you.

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**Author:** ![ISiddiqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/97f17d/32.png) [@ISiddiqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ISiddiqui)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whopperettes-best-burgerking-commercial-ever/343767/16 "2006-02-10T05:36:46Z")

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You guys are kidding right? That was by far the worst Superbowl commerical this year. Me and my friends wondered if BK waited 6 years for a SuperBowl commerical for THIS? And if so, they should wait 6 years more.

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whopperettes-best-burgerking-commercial-ever/343767/17 "2006-02-10T16:11:28Z")

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> [@ISiddiqui](#):
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> You guys are kidding right?

Different strokes. I think all of the King ads are brilliant and the Whopperettes was likewise.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whopperettes-best-burgerking-commercial-ever/343767/18 "2006-02-10T16:26:58Z")

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> [@Homebrew](#):
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> Different strokes. I think all of the King ads are brilliant and the Whopperettes was likewise.

I hate the King ads, but the Whopperettes caught me off guard and the laughing we did at it, made it memorable.

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whopperettes-best-burgerking-commercial-ever/343767/19 "2006-02-10T16:30:20Z")

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That Whopper looked good enough to eat.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2006, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whopperettes-best-burgerking-commercial-ever/343767/20 "2006-02-10T16:32:47Z")

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> [@Homebrew](#):
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> Different strokes. I think all of the King ads are brilliant and the Whopperettes was likewise.

I didn’t like the Whopperettes ad so much, but the King ads in general are quite fun. The first few times I saw them, I thought they were really asinine, but then the whole creepiness factor of the king just grew on me–and the absurdity of the situation. Imagine waking up, drawing the blinds, and seeing this creepy plastic-faced fucker standing four inches from your window staring in. The nuttiness just cracks me up. I also quite enjoy the King football commercials (diving into the endzone, Lambeau leap). The Whopperettes were a bit long and boring for me.

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