# Who's \_\_\_\_? X or Y

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-____-x-or-y/446580>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [April 23, 2008, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-____-x-or-y/446580 "2008-04-23T19:04:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-____-x-or-y/446580/21 "2008-04-23T22:47:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
Keyword being dynasty: Barrymore.

Whose mouth does weirder stuff, Drew or Julia Roberts?  
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Julia Roberts.

Who do more people think resembles a horse, Julia or Sarah Jessica Parker?

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-____-x-or-y/446580/22 "2008-04-23T22:50:20Z")

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[QUOTE=NAF1138]  
Julia Roberts.

Who do more people think resembles a horse, Julia or Sarah Jessica Parker?  
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Sarah Jessica “Seabiscuit” Parker.  
After being child stars and adult stars, who’s going to get the first old lady starring role, Sarah or Jodie Foster?

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-____-x-or-y/446580/23 "2008-04-23T23:29:22Z")

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> I don’t remember either but I’ll take Depp on faith for Sweeney Todd

Depp was in _A Nightmare on Elm Street_ (it was his first movie) and Bacon was in _Friday the 13th_.

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> After being child stars and adult stars, who’s going to get the first old lady starring role, Sarah or Jodie Foster?

Foster

Who will win a directing Oscar first: Jodie Foster or Sofia Coppola?

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-____-x-or-y/446580/24 "2008-04-23T23:32:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Little Nemo]  
Depp was in _A Nightmare on Elm Street_ (it was his first movie) and Bacon was in _Friday the 13th_.  
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Thanks. I’ll try to remember to watch those two next time they’re on cable.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2008, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-____-x-or-y/446580/25 "2008-04-23T23:36:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Little Nemo]  
Depp was in _A Nightmare on Elm Street_ (it was his first movie) and Bacon was in _Friday the 13th_.Foster

Who will win a directing Oscar first: Jodie Foster or Sofia Coppola?  
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Good one. I figure the politics favor Sofia.

Whose performance has been more roundly chastised, Sofia’s or Pauly Shore’s? (pick any Shore movie – I have never watched one!)

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-____-x-or-y/446580/26 "2008-04-24T00:21:12Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
Good one. I figure the politics favor Sofia.

Whose performance has been more roundly chastised, Sofia’s or Pauly Shore’s? (pick any Shore movie – I have never watched one!)  
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Sofia – the suckitude that was _Godfather III_ was laid squarely (albeit unfairly) at her feet.

Who’s going to have the longer career, Sofia or her cousin Nic?

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-____-x-or-y/446580/27 "2008-04-24T00:24:11Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
Sofia – the suckitude that was _Godfather III_ was laid squarely (albeit unfairly) at her feet.

Who’s going to have the longer career, Sofia or her cousin Nic?  
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Trick question, perhaps? Nic’s got about 10 years head start, so Sofia’s got to match that assuming Nic bails anytime soon.

I go with Nic.

Who’s mannerisms are easier to imitate, Nic’s or Walken’s?

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-____-x-or-y/446580/28 "2008-04-24T02:50:36Z")

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Walken.

Who’s a better SNL host: Christopher Walken or Steve Martin?

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-____-x-or-y/446580/29 "2008-04-24T03:00:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Little Nemo]  
Walken.

Who’s a better SNL host: Christopher Walken or Steve Martin?  
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Gotta go with Walken again.

What otherwise great actor gets roped into more crappy movies: Walken or De Niro?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-____-x-or-y/446580/30 "2008-04-24T03:45:01Z")

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Ooooo. Toughie. Gotta go with DeNiro - the _Rocky and Bullwinkle_ movie, and the one about the evil cloned kid, put him over the top.

Who was the greater actor of the 1970s, DeNiro or Pacino?

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-____-x-or-y/446580/31 "2008-04-24T03:45:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Diomedes]  
Gotta go with Walken again.

What otherwise great actor gets roped into more crappy movies: Walken or De Niro?  
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easily De Niro

who has had more GREAT performances in crappy movies De Niro or Al Pachino?

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-____-x-or-y/446580/32 "2008-04-24T03:46:44Z")

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[QUOTE=Diomedes]  
Gotta go with Walken again.

What otherwise great actor gets roped into more crappy movies: Walken or De Niro?  
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I’m going to say De Niro  
Who more often than not plays the same type of character - Robert De Niro or Michael Caine?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-____-x-or-y/446580/33 "2008-04-24T03:47:10Z")

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Simulpost - and not so far apart in subject, either! I’ll defer to **NAF1138**.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-____-x-or-y/446580/34 "2008-04-24T12:18:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Ooooo. Toughie. Gotta go with DeNiro - the _Rocky and Bullwinkle_ movie, and the one about the evil cloned kid, put him over the top.

Who was the greater actor of the 1970s, DeNiro or Pacino?  
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> Who more often than not plays the same type of character - Robert De Niro or Michael Caine?

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> who has had more GREAT performances in crappy movies De Niro or Al Pachino?

Since there’s a bit of a logjam here, and since I believe all these questions can be answered “DeNiro,” I’ll just add another:

Whose facial mole is more distracting, DeNiro’s or Cindy Crawford’s?

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-____-x-or-y/446580/35 "2008-04-24T13:46:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
Whose facial mole is more distracting, DeNiro’s or Cindy Crawford’s?  
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Cindy’s  
Who had the longer lasting celebrity marriage/LTR - Crawford/Gere or Brinkley/Joel?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-____-x-or-y/446580/36 "2008-04-24T14:00:23Z")

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Brinkley/Joel, I think.

Who’s sung or written more Top 40 songs, Billy Joel or Elton John?

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-____-x-or-y/446580/37 "2008-04-24T17:37:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Brinkley/Joel, I think.

Who’s sung or written more Top 40 songs, Billy Joel or Elton John?  
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I’m going on pure guesswork, but I’d bet it’s Billy, but not by a lot (I’m curious enough to want to know the right answer.)

Anyway,

Who’s more a “homer” for New York, Billy Joel or Frank Sinatra?

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-____-x-or-y/446580/38 "2008-04-24T17:52:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
I’m going on pure guesswork, but I’d bet it’s Billy, but not by a lot (I’m curious enough to want to know the right answer.)

Anyway,

Who’s more a “homer” for New York, Billy Joel or Frank Sinatra?  
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Sinatra in a walk.

Who was the better ratpack actor Sinatra or Sammy Davis Jr?

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-____-x-or-y/446580/39 "2008-04-24T18:25:24Z")

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[QUOTE=NAF1138]  
Sinatra in a walk.

Who was the better ratpack actor Sinatra or Sammy Davis Jr?  
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Well, neither is a Brando or a DeNiro; or a Sam Jackson or a Don Cheadle, but I’ll lean in Frank’s direction on this one.

Who’s the better model for an Italian American, Sinatra or James Gandolfini?

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2008, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-____-x-or-y/446580/40 "2008-04-24T18:30:44Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
Who’s more a “homer” for New York, Billy Joel or Frank Sinatra?  
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See, now I would have pegged Sinatra as a “Joisey Boy”, not New York at all

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> Who’s the better model for an Italian American, Sinatra or James Gandolfini?

I’m going to say Gandolfini - because he only acted like _that guy_, while Sinatra’s ties in real life were mor ethan mere speculation.

Who’s a more sympathetic anti-hero - Gandolfini’s Tony Soprano or Johnny Depp’s Capt Jack Sparrow?

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