# Who's getting laid BECAUSE of the SDMB? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 15, 2000, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-getting-laid-because-of-the-sdmb/22521 "2000-06-15T22:38:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-getting-laid-because-of-the-sdmb/22521/1 "2000-06-15T22:38:57Z")
There was a thread recently that asked who was getting laid by a doper. I’m interested in knowing who’s getting laid by a doper . . . A doper they met on the SDMB, but someone they introduced to the SDMB. In other words, who met their current SO (or former SO or one-nighter or whatever) through the SDMB and is now populating the earth? Inquiring minds want to know. I’ll start off by saying that I am not. ---
**Author:** ![kinoons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kinoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kinoons)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-getting-laid-because-of-the-sdmb/22521/2 "2000-06-15T22:40:37Z")
I have to say that I am not getting laid at all, much less by a doper. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-getting-laid-because-of-the-sdmb/22521/3 "2000-06-15T22:40:46Z")
> [@](#): > > A doper they met on the SDMB, but someone they introduced to the SDMB. Pardon me if I ask one question, Huh? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-getting-laid-because-of-the-sdmb/22521/4 "2000-06-15T22:46:28Z")
UncleBeer asked: “A doper they met on the SDMB, but someone they introduced to the SDMB.” Oh, big big mistake . . . **but** =NOT. As in, you were not getting laid by this person before they got to the straight dope. Hence if I met someone (not on the SDMB) and introduced them to the SDMB, then at some point began the horizontal waltz, that wouldn’t count. I think we have one married couple on here who met on the SDMB, but I don’t know who and I don’t want to speculate. ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-getting-laid-because-of-the-sdmb/22521/5 "2000-06-15T22:47:29Z")
> [@](#): > > Who’s getting laid BECAUSE of the SDMB? Why do you think I became a moderator? 😃 It’s better than a Porsche, I tell ya! ---
**Author:** ![jubei2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@jubei2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jubei2k)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-getting-laid-because-of-the-sdmb/22521/6 "2000-06-15T22:54:09Z")
Hmmm… it would seem like a real crapshoot to actually hook up and get **laid** by another doper… or maybe that’s just unpopular ol’ jubei talking… still, it’s fun to think about, eh? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-getting-laid-because-of-the-sdmb/22521/7 "2000-06-15T22:58:37Z")
jubei2k said: “still, it’s fun to think about, eh?” Thus why I brought it up! Also I am a teenager, so naturally (stereotype coming) all I ever thin about is sex. Everything is about sex. So naturally, as I’ve never had it, I want to talk about it. And read about it. And lots of other stuff. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-getting-laid-because-of-the-sdmb/22521/8 "2000-06-15T23:38:48Z")
If you were getting laid by a doper, that doper would be getting laid by a doper. Thus, it should be: "what dopers are getting laid.’ ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-getting-laid-because-of-the-sdmb/22521/9 "2000-06-15T23:47:23Z")
Who’s getting _laid_ because of the _SDMB?_ (snort) Excuse me, I need to, uh, (chortle) give my goldfish some fresh water. Yeah, that’s it. I’ll (snicker) be right back. (Exit neuro-trash grrrl. Sounds of hysterical laughter from next room.) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-getting-laid-because-of-the-sdmb/22521/10 "2000-06-15T23:55:40Z")
\ You and your semantics, handy. See if I ever invite YOU to . . . well, you get the idea. To repose the question and avoid little loopholes: What doper (1st doper) is currently being laid by a fellow doper whom 1st doper met on SDMB first. I.E. meeting sue in a restaurant, then inviting her to the SDMB, then screwing her don’t count. Hope that clears up the confusion. neuro-trash grrrl: What can you do with a goldfish that won’t leave you smelling like [ahem] dead fish? Damnit, this thread is so uninteresting. The one about unrequited love interests is fun. The one about kinky fantasies is fun. Why can’t _ **MY** _ thread be like them? ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-getting-laid-because-of-the-sdmb/22521/11 "2000-06-16T00:02:48Z")
huh, doper sex, that sounds kinda scary! 😃 BTW, i’d think that there is probably a half dozen to a dozen people whom have met on this board, then decided to meet in person, then ended up in the sack (now don’t quote me on this). ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-getting-laid-because-of-the-sdmb/22521/12 "2000-06-16T00:02:49Z")
I just realized that that sounded a _lot_ kinkier than I intended… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-getting-laid-because-of-the-sdmb/22521/13 "2000-06-16T00:06:58Z")
And did you see complaint #1? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dumbguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dumbguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dumbguy)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-getting-laid-because-of-the-sdmb/22521/14 "2000-06-16T00:08:57Z")
No one gets laid on the internet. Didn’t you read the handbook? ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-getting-laid-because-of-the-sdmb/22521/15 "2000-06-16T02:23:20Z")
> [@](#): > > NTG:I just realized that that sounded a lot kinkier than I intended… The kinkier “you are” the more I like you. It’s one of those “win win” situations. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Billy\_da\_PT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Billy\_da\_PT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy_da_PT)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-getting-laid-because-of-the-sdmb/22521/16 "2000-06-16T05:35:16Z")
Perhaps a better question is “Who’s NOT getting laid b/c of the SDMB”? I’m in here typing on the computer, my GF is blissfully snoozing in the other room. Whoever said this place is more addictive than crack got it right… ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-getting-laid-because-of-the-sdmb/22521/17 "2000-06-16T06:18:22Z")
Hmmmmm Is it just coincidence that SDMB = _BDSM_? ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-getting-laid-because-of-the-sdmb/22521/18 "2000-06-16T06:30:21Z")
Well, **I** am NOT getting laid by a doper…spose I would like to but the opportunity has not presented it’s self. There’s always Vegas. \< giggle \> ---
**Author:** ![boli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e99b99/32.png) [@boli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boli)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-getting-laid-because-of-the-sdmb/22521/19 "2000-06-16T14:09:11Z")
> [@](#): > > Who’s getting laid because of the SDMB? > > (snort) Excuse me, I need to, uh, (chortle) give my goldfish some fresh water. Yeah, that’s it. I’ll (snicker) be right back. > > (Exit neuro-trash grrrl. Sounds of hysterical laughter from next room.) Off the top of my head, I can think of 6 couples who have hooked up from this message board, and seem to be in solid relationships. I can also think of at least 4 different encounters between dopers that lead to some interesting stories… however, they’re not mine to tell. Take a look around the boards - the couples that are together and happy aren’t afraid to share about it. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-getting-laid-because-of-the-sdmb/22521/20 "2000-06-16T15:04:13Z")
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