# Who's Going to Prison First, Clinton, or Limbaugh? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 9, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-going-to-prison-first-clinton-or-limbaugh/217983 "2003-12-09T18:43:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-going-to-prison-first-clinton-or-limbaugh/217983/21 "2003-12-10T05:03:02Z")
I’d pay money to see the Mothership swoop down out of the sky and save both Clinton and Limbaugh at the last minute. Of course, what would be the most welcome sight in the galaxy (to Clinton) would probably be the scariest thing that Rush could ever imagine happening to him, heh heh heh… ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-going-to-prison-first-clinton-or-limbaugh/217983/22 "2003-12-10T07:15:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Scrivener \* > \*\*I’d pay money to see the Mothership swoop down out of the sky and save both Clinton and Limbaugh at the last minute. > > Of course, what would be the most welcome sight in the galaxy (to Clinton) would probably be the scariest thing that Rush could ever imagine happening to him, heh heh heh… \*\* This raises the terrifying possibility of Rush getting funky. I’m not sure the InterGalactic Funkasaurus People are ready for that. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-going-to-prison-first-clinton-or-limbaugh/217983/23 "2003-12-10T13:42:41Z")
maybe the gold nissan turns into a Fully powered Mothership? We’ve got the crack! Gotta have that Crack! ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-going-to-prison-first-clinton-or-limbaugh/217983/24 "2003-12-10T13:52:29Z")
Did anybody read Entertainment Weekly’s story on Pink, Outkast and Dave Mattews? Andre and Big Boi were talking about some collaboration on a song they did with Clinton. There advice to Clinton was “Just say no to drugs, man!” Although they did praise his work, they found it amazing that someone so obviously high could actually do good work. When the members of _Outkast_ tell you you are doing too much drugs, perhaps it is time to step out of that gold Nissan and give it some thought. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-going-to-prison-first-clinton-or-limbaugh/217983/25 "2003-12-10T15:32:26Z")
Dear George: gotta love ya, guy. As much as any rythymn-impaired white boy can, I dig ya. Coupla things, if you don’t mind. You are too old for this shit. You’re older than me, and I am too old for this shit. Crack is stupid if you’re young and healthy. For a guy of your advancing years, it pretty much says you’re too stupid to make your own oatmeal. Don’t be stupid, George. If you gotta pick up a pipe, keep it herbal. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-going-to-prison-first-clinton-or-limbaugh/217983/26 "2003-12-10T15:47:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SimonX \* > \*\*Bail is related to the liklihood of skippin it. The less likely that you’ll skip, the less your bail. \*\* They must have really feared for Michael Jackson’s creditworthiness, then. ---
**Author:** ![Achilles\_Last\_Stand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a87d85/32.png) [@Achilles\_Last\_Stand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achilles_Last_Stand)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-going-to-prison-first-clinton-or-limbaugh/217983/27 "2003-12-10T15:49:00Z")
Pretty soon we’ll be seeing Ozzy Osborne get his public flogging. ---
**Author:** ![Frank\_2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Frank\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank_2)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-going-to-prison-first-clinton-or-limbaugh/217983/28 "2003-12-11T14:49:00Z")
I wonder what they mark down as his hair color? Multi-technic-funkified? ---
**Author:** ![Apoptosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba9def/32.png) [@Apoptosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apoptosis)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-going-to-prison-first-clinton-or-limbaugh/217983/29 "2003-12-11T15:47:28Z")
Hey **Miller** , > [@](#): > > This raises the terrifying possibility of Rush getting funky. I know what you mean. “A modern day warrior, Mean mean stride, Today’s Tom Sawyer, Mean mean pride. Bow-wow chicka bow-wow chicka chicka chicka.” -Apoptosis ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-going-to-prison-first-clinton-or-limbaugh/217983/30 "2003-12-12T01:48:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > When the members of _Outkast_ tell you you are doing too much drugs, perhaps it is time to step out of that gold Nissan and give it some thought. Boy howdy, ain’t _that_ the truth? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-going-to-prison-first-clinton-or-limbaugh/217983.md?page=1)