# Who's gonna perform at the Super Bowl?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-gonna-perform-at-the-super-bowl/281855>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 28, 2004, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-gonna-perform-at-the-super-bowl/281855 "2004-12-28T01:27:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2004, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-gonna-perform-at-the-super-bowl/281855/1 "2004-12-28T01:27:56Z")

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I speculate that the performances will be very heavy on, if not exclusively, C/W.  
Probably the featured performers will be Faith Hill and Tim McGraw, so if they accidentally [gasp!] TOUCH each other, it won’t be a scandal. They will be the only male and female performers to be onstage at the same time. And the whole thing will be on five-second delay.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2004, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-gonna-perform-at-the-super-bowl/281855/2 "2004-12-28T02:16:47Z")

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Five second delay? Drat. No bare Faith Hill boob.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2004, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-gonna-perform-at-the-super-bowl/281855/3 "2004-12-28T03:28:12Z")

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[Paul McCartney is supposed to perform.](http://www.nfl.com/news/story/7916472)

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2004, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-gonna-perform-at-the-super-bowl/281855/4 "2004-12-28T03:34:18Z")

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Ah. Okay then.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2004, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-gonna-perform-at-the-super-bowl/281855/5 "2004-12-28T03:42:02Z")

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I, for one, do NOT want to see Paul’s boob.