# Who's got the Blues? Come on in and grab a drink.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-got-the-blues-come-on-in-and-grab-a-drink/50944>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 20, 2001, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-got-the-blues-come-on-in-and-grab-a-drink/50944 "2001-01-20T01:10:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-got-the-blues-come-on-in-and-grab-a-drink/50944/1 "2001-01-20T01:10:13Z")

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Well, i’m loving the “single sentince story” thread, and i got the Blues hardcore right now, so i’m just wonderin who wants to give it a shot with a Blues song.

It doesnt HAVE to rhyme, but it couldn’t hurt.

Like so:

Woke up this mornin’ (du dah de dah)  
Bout Half past noon (du dah de dah)  
Cause my phone was ringin’ (du dah de dah)  
Was my my ol’ girl friends goon

I dunno, what ever works

Upham

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-got-the-blues-come-on-in-and-grab-a-drink/50944/2 "2001-01-20T01:16:11Z")

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I woke up this mornin’  
B’lieve I’m gonna wax my floors  
I said I woke up this mornin’  
B’lieve I’m gonna wax my floors  
Well I been usin’ that Johnson’s Glo-Coat  
I don’t have to wax my floors no more…