# Who's got the COOLEST screen name? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 9, 2001, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-got-the-coolest-screen-name/71795 "2001-07-09T06:37:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-got-the-coolest-screen-name/71795/41 "2001-07-10T05:56:51Z")
OOOH!! OOOH!! I just remembered: Number Six and Speaker For The Dead way cool. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-got-the-coolest-screen-name/71795/42 "2001-07-10T08:00:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gunslinger \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by capacitor \* > > \*\*Hey SPOOFE, I remember the time when you were SPOOFE Bo Diddley. Why the name change? \*\* > > IIRC, he got tired of typing it all in every time.\*\* Also, the “Bo Diddly” (no “E”… yeah, I know that the musician’s name was spelled differently) was added long after I took the name “SPOOFE” (in real life… about half my friends still call me that). It really meant nothing aside from space filler when I was asked for a first, middle, and last name all at the same time. And I still think mine’s the coolest screen name… Thinksnow (who’s name I always translate as “thinks now”) can bite my big blubbery bunghole. ---
**Author:** ![DarkPrince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@DarkPrince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkPrince)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-got-the-coolest-screen-name/71795/43 "2001-07-10T08:45:58Z")
**Chicken of Bristol**? Huh? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-got-the-coolest-screen-name/71795/44 "2001-07-10T09:54:16Z")
“Chicken of Bristol” is a Monty Python reference. “Brave” Sir Robin had some contact with said chicken. **Czarcasm** , back when he was still known as **slythe** , considered using “Chicken of Bristol” as a screen name, but it was rejected in favor of the more Russian-punny-sounding title he currently wears. ---
**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-got-the-coolest-screen-name/71795/45 "2001-07-10T12:48:01Z")
**imthecowgodmoo** has changed his (very kick ass) name and reappeared as someone else, no? Or did he just abandon us way back when? For some reason I can’t (or choose not to) remember, I always associate him with **Sofa King** , which is another pretty cool screen name. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Dead\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecb155/32.png) [@Living\_Dead\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Dead_Girl)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-got-the-coolest-screen-name/71795/46 "2001-07-10T13:52:51Z")
**imthecowgodmoo** changed his name? Say it ain’t so! That was one of my all-time faves when I started reading the board - second only to the ever confusing **Sue Duhnym**. Althought **Don’t Poke the Bear, Dad!** might make it’s way in there too - I fall into helpless giggles everytime I hear it. Hehehe… small things amuse small minds, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-got-the-coolest-screen-name/71795/47 "2001-07-10T14:56:12Z")
**Smeghead** , now my cover is blown! Oh well. I just always liked the idea of having a zymolosely polydactyl tongue, as does Mrs. Mercotan. ---
**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-got-the-coolest-screen-name/71795/48 "2001-07-10T19:06:12Z")
**FireUnderpantsBoobs** outed me in her sig. I just love those three word. {b]CrankyAsAnOldMan\*\* always makes me laugh. I get the strongest image of a wizened, bent little bald guy sitting on his porch rocking chair. “Hey you Kids! Get off my lawn!!” **Smeghead**. I love a Red Dwarf reference. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-got-the-coolest-screen-name/71795/49 "2001-07-10T19:15:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by PaperBlob \* > > Hail Ants sweet holy hell, how could i forget Hail Ants. I love Hail Ants. Damn that’s great. ---
**Author:** ![Jane\_D\_oh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/839c29/32.png) [@Jane\_D\_oh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jane_D_oh)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-got-the-coolest-screen-name/71795/50 "2001-07-10T19:58:05Z")
Hey! I got two votes and I hardly ever say anything. Wow. Thanks a bunch **Miss Creant** and **tlmtlm59**. Aside from you guys, I really think **Sue Dunhym** , **TubaDiva** and **Hail Ants** are cool names. ---
**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-got-the-coolest-screen-name/71795/51 "2001-07-11T01:18:19Z")
**Jacknifed Juggernaut** is my current favorite. ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-got-the-coolest-screen-name/71795/52 "2001-07-11T03:11:58Z")
When I’m down, all I have to do is remember that there’s a poster who calls herself “ **FireUnderpantsBoobs** ”. I can still make myself laugh uncontrollably just by repeating the name over and over again. I tried to explain it to a friend recently, but she just didn’t understand. Anyway, **FireUnderpantsBoobs** , you have the best name of anyone I’ve ever encountered in my entire life. You should run for President. ---
**Author:** ![Linear\_Crack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Linear\_Crack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linear_Crack)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-got-the-coolest-screen-name/71795/53 "2001-07-11T03:30:32Z")
Other than my own? How bout: cool - **bagkitty** weird - **Don’t poke the bear, Dad!** ---
**Author:** ![SpaceGhostofArrakis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@SpaceGhostofArrakis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpaceGhostofArrakis)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-got-the-coolest-screen-name/71795/54 "2001-07-11T03:52:07Z")
**SpaceGhostofArrakis** References to Space Ghost, and \* Dune \*. What could be more perfect, beeyatches? ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-got-the-coolest-screen-name/71795/55 "2001-07-11T04:01:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cuautemhoc \* > When I’m down, all I have to do is remember that there’s a poster who calls herself “ **FireUnderpantsBoobs** ”. > _[snip]_ > Anyway, **FireUnderpantsBoobs** , you have the best name of anyone I’ve ever encountered in my entire life. You should run for President. Awwww, thanks! 🙂 🙂 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-got-the-coolest-screen-name/71795/56 "2001-07-11T19:28:17Z")
I think **sk8rixtx** is a really cool username. He’s really hot too. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-got-the-coolest-screen-name/71795.md?page=2)