# Who's line is it Anyway! SDMB version

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-line-is-it-anyway-sdmb-version/88469>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 19, 2001, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-line-is-it-anyway-sdmb-version/88469 "2001-10-19T18:39:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Anubis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Anubis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anubis)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-line-is-it-anyway-sdmb-version/88469/1 "2001-10-19T18:39:37Z")

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Okay, this is how it goes: I’ll post what game it is and what goes on in that game and you dopers act it out best you can. Time to time I’ll pop in and change the game or scene or whatever, or the rest of you can change it if the current game is getting old. If someone posts a new game, I’ll act it out if I can.  
I’m not sure how good this is gonna go, but the first game is:  
Scenes from a hat!

First scene: Things you wouldn’t want to say to someone you’re chatting with(internet chatting)

Any doper can come in with a new scene after a few posts have been done. Any doper after that would probably want to quote the current game and scene(if applicable)so the other dopers will know what they are acting out.

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**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-line-is-it-anyway-sdmb-version/88469/2 "2001-10-19T18:54:07Z")

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(After a long night chatting) Nice to meet you \_\_\_\_ My name is Dahmer.

As an interesting aside, I posed as Dahmergrl on irc to troll around some of the s and m sites to see what it would attract. There are a lot of sick people out there.

HUGS!  
Sqrl

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**Author:** ![stofsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@stofsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stofsky)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-line-is-it-anyway-sdmb-version/88469/3 "2001-10-19T19:52:02Z")

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So, you’re the \_\_\_\_ who lives at \_\_\_\_ \_\_\_\_ Street, huh? Nice panties.

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**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-line-is-it-anyway-sdmb-version/88469/4 "2001-10-19T19:59:41Z")

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Oh _yeah_! I _knew_ your name was familiar! I used to be a friend of your dad’s!

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**Author:** ![Tretiak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Tretiak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tretiak)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-line-is-it-anyway-sdmb-version/88469/5 "2001-10-19T20:08:41Z")

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Ever seen a grown man naked? Do you like Gladiator movies?

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**Author:** ![k.os](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@k.os](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k.os)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-line-is-it-anyway-sdmb-version/88469/6 "2001-10-19T20:16:55Z")

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Sure I’ll come to your appartment alone at 3:00AM. So, you said to cross the tracks and then take the third dark alley. Oh, forgot to ask, \_\_\_\_\_ are you a guy or a girl?

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**Author:** ![Green\_Fool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Green\_Fool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Fool)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-line-is-it-anyway-sdmb-version/88469/7 "2001-10-19T20:20:04Z")

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Okay as an improvisor I have to say Whose Line is a horrible example of what Improv can be.

Having said that:  
“It’s hard to type with one hand. LOL ;)”

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**Author:** ![Anubis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Anubis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anubis)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-line-is-it-anyway-sdmb-version/88469/8 "2001-10-19T20:37:58Z")

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Next Scene:

What Drew is thinking now.

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**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-line-is-it-anyway-sdmb-version/88469/9 "2001-10-19T21:26:19Z")

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I wish Clive Anderson didn’t have a real life.

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**Author:** ![Green\_Fool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Green\_Fool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Fool)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-line-is-it-anyway-sdmb-version/88469/10 "2001-10-19T21:33:14Z")

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…Okay this got dumb.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-line-is-it-anyway-sdmb-version/88469/11 "2001-10-19T23:16:21Z")

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Who is EnderW24 and why is he thinking about me?

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**Author:** ![Frank\_O.Pinion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/839c29/32.png) [@Frank\_O.Pinion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank_O.Pinion)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-line-is-it-anyway-sdmb-version/88469/12 "2001-10-19T23:49:35Z")

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I wonder if I can get Ryan and Colin to kiss again?

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-line-is-it-anyway-sdmb-version/88469/13 "2001-10-19T23:51:37Z")

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mmmm… Cheeseburgers…

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**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-line-is-it-anyway-sdmb-version/88469/14 "2001-10-19T23:56:46Z")

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Dammit! This isn’t a weed site. Now how am I going to get this bong fixed before the Drew Carey Show brainstorming session?

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**Author:** ![Spoonbender](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spoonbender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoonbender)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-line-is-it-anyway-sdmb-version/88469/15 "2001-10-20T03:26:19Z")

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“I wonder if they’ll ever do a live-action _Dilbert_.”

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**Author:** ![Anubis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Anubis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anubis)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-line-is-it-anyway-sdmb-version/88469/16 "2001-10-20T15:33:09Z")

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Last scene:

Colin’s secret

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**Author:** ![ozonebaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ozonebaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ozonebaby)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-line-is-it-anyway-sdmb-version/88469/17 "2001-10-20T16:45:21Z")

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heres one for the second one:

(looking at colin) when I think about you i touch myself

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**Author:** ![Frank\_O.Pinion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/839c29/32.png) [@Frank\_O.Pinion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank_O.Pinion)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-line-is-it-anyway-sdmb-version/88469/18 "2001-10-20T23:47:42Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Anubis \*  
> \*\*Last scene:
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> Colin’s secret \*\*

By day, I am a mild mannered improv comedian, but by night I become…CAPTAIN DINOSAUR!!! (does his dinosaur impression)

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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2001, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-line-is-it-anyway-sdmb-version/88469/19 "2001-10-21T00:08:28Z")

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Colin’s Secret:  
I’m not really bald, I just shave because I know it turns Wayne on.

-Kris

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**Author:** ![Frank\_O.Pinion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/839c29/32.png) [@Frank\_O.Pinion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank_O.Pinion)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2001, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-line-is-it-anyway-sdmb-version/88469/20 "2001-10-21T00:37:50Z")

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buzzzzz!

A thousand points to oh, let’s say, the third guy! OK, let’s move on to a game called ‘Film, TV, and Theatre Styles’. This is a game where people are going to act out a scene, and you’re gonna start out as normal, but later on you’re gonna incorporate different Film, TV, and Theatre Styles into the scene. OK, your scene is: Two guys are in a video store when the clerk notices something strange about the videos one of the other guys is carrying. (So the characters are two guys and a clerk, three people for the scene, just to make it clear.)OK, so take it away, whenever you’re ready.  
Looks like you have some good movies there, Phil! Hey, I’ve never seen that one before, is that a good movie?

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