# Who's missing that you really want to see on the Board?

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**Created:** [July 2, 2020, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-missing-that-you-really-want-to-see-on-the-board/914010 "2020-07-02T01:49:41Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 4, 2020, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-missing-that-you-really-want-to-see-on-the-board/914010/125 "2020-07-04T18:51:24Z")

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# [What part of “Fire Lane: No Parking” don’t you fuckspigots understand?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-part-of-fire-lane-no-parking-dont-you-fuckspigots-understand/208286)

He had a point in that post.

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> First off; Thanks, **Some Guy**. Those two photos were worth the price of admission alone. Second;
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> > \*Originally posted by county \*
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> > > … (And I certainly don’t advocate beating people with axe handles; usually, simply gesturing with the handle is enough, and if it isn’t, one tap will almost always do the trick.)
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> **county** , were you to be illegally parked in a fire lane and caused my residence to burn a millisecond longer than it needed to, you’d likely be the recipient of more than a lovetap or two. Personally, I don’t think an axe handle could stand up to the wear and tear I’d put it through. Then again, maybe I’d just find a nice warm (ungreased) place to hide it and call it quits.
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> > \*Originally posted by Darkhold \*
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> > > At our Wal-Mart there’s usually at least 5 cars parked in the fire lane …
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> **Darkhold** , was that the “Five Cars or Less” fire lane or the regular one?
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> I also wanted to thank everyone for bringing out the very best in our esteemed colleague, the ever lovable, **Monty**. You have provided me with precious insight as to how important it is to disregard his posts in the future. Thirteen pittings? Hell, makes me feel like a regular greenhorn!’

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