# Who's missing that you really want to see on the Board?

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**Created:** [July 2, 2020, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-missing-that-you-really-want-to-see-on-the-board/914010 "2020-07-02T01:49:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2020, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-missing-that-you-really-want-to-see-on-the-board/914010/139 "2020-07-04T22:23:45Z")

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> [@madsircool](#):
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> That was the greatest anti-Star Wars rant I have ever read.

That was one of the greatest rants I’ve read on the SDMB, _period_. It eclipses **Eutychus** ’s anti-Mary Poppins screed by a wide margin, which is a difficult achievement to beat:

> [@I Pit Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fenris-you-ignorant-slut/160703/14):
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> w00t! My first pitting!!! slight_smile …And by a Mod, no less!!! \< sniff \> I…am the luckiest…man alive. That said: Fuck your bad ass Euty, you smegma-encrusted hyenea of ignorance. You want an apology? Fuck your apology. If you’d get your “company line” head out of your “company-line” ass, you’d realize that Feed the Fucking Birds is a fucking dull song. The music is sleep-inducing. Not because it was a lullaby, but because it’s boring and the lyrics are bad. Yes, there’s this romantic c…

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