# Who's on your beer list?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-beer-list/29247
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [August 14, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-beer-list/29247 "2000-08-14T03:20:12Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
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### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-beer-list/29247/1 "2000-08-14T03:20:12Z")
That’s right, another popularity contest! Commence using “find” to look for your name!
This thread ain’t about who you’d like to screw, who you “like”, or even who you have a crush on. This is about who you’d like to hang out with and have a beer while you shoot the shit, pure and simple. Now, I’m gonna make this a split-poll. This is the thread for the celebrities you’d most like to hang out with and have a beer, and the SDMBers you’d most like to hang out with and have a beer. Now, it is ok for someone on this list to also be on your laminated/crush list, but that shouldn’t be a reflection on your decisions for this list. That said…
SDMB:
Lexicon- We’d have a lot of fun insulting eachother.
GaWd- I wanna hear him say “Bah!” in person.
Silver\_Fire- She’s just so likeable. It’s almost disturbing…
xenophon- A very funny man, even if I don’t get half of it.
Byzantine- She’s a fireball. 'Nuff said.
Mr. Cynical- If wit were whips, he’d be working for SDMB Inc.
Coldfire- An economist with a sense of humor! A man of many contradictions is a man after my own heart.
kellibelli- She’s just funny.
techchick- I’d like to sit in a smokey bar with her and chant “Guys! Guys! Guys! Guys! Guys!”.
UncleBeer- I’d love to debate with this guy when we’re both a bit shit-faced. Even though it would probably devolve into shouts of “You’re wrong!”
Satan- So far, the only person I’ve met who pulls off being really cool and really nice at the same time.
DrainBead- I think she’d be a **lot** of fun is she unwound with a couple of drinks. She’s intelligent and funny, but I get the feeling that she has enough stress to choke a Japanese man.
And last but certainly not least,
Aenea- One word: Badass.
Celebrities:
Frank Zappa- Too late now.
Dennis Miller- Obvious reasons.
Drew Carey- He’s got that “average guy” kind of cool.
Tommy Lee Jones
Janeane Garoffalo
Margaret Cho
Christopher Walkens
Christopher Lloyd
David Foley
Paula Poundstone
Tom Waits
Beck
Bobby McFerrin
Rosie O’Donnell
And I’ll have more a little later.
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### Author:  [@Asmodeus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asmodeus)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2000, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-beer-list/29247/2 "2000-08-14T05:19:42Z")
Another list I didn’t make…
Still batting 1000!
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### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [August 14, 2000, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-beer-list/29247/3 "2000-08-14T05:26:10Z")
Sorry Asmo. I’m sure you **would** be on my list if I knew who the hell you are.😃
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### Author:  [@DebiJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DebiJ)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2000, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-beer-list/29247/4 "2000-10-03T18:08:47Z")
Asmodeus, you’re always on MY list, darlin’
_smooch_
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### Author:  [@Voorvie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voorvie)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-beer-list/29247/5 "2000-10-03T18:19:28Z")
these choices are purely sexual:
Vince Vaugh (mmmmmmmmmmm)
Cary Elwes
Chris Cornell (he doesn’t have to say anything, I just want to stare at him)
Coby Bell and Eddie Ciprian from Third Watch (how’s that for a sandwich?)
intellectual choices:
Prince William (I’d like to find out how he really feels about his mom’s death and his father’s indiscretions, but yeah, he’s not old enough for that beer yet!)
Chelsea Clinton (again, not old enough, but I can see her loosening up after a few Lemon Drops!)
Kurt Vonnegut
George Orwell
I’m sure there’s more but I’m craving a Peppermint Patty and I must have one NOW!
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### Author:  [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-beer-list/29247/6 "2000-10-03T18:31:02Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Voorvie \*
> **Chelsea Clinton (again, not old enough, but I can see her loosening up after a few Lemon Drops!)**
There is a dorm room in Georgetown that has been positively identified as one where Ms. Clinton threw up after partying a little too hard one night in 1996. I’ve worked with witnesses to the event.
Will do a little thinking and come up with my own personal beer list soon. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2000, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-beer-list/29247/7 "2000-10-03T18:53:36Z")
Celebrities:
Bill Murray - all others pale in comparison
Lewis Black - damn you Homer
Homer Simpson - just a little word association there
Jon Stewart
Winona Ryder - wouldn’t mind feeding her LOTS of beers
Natalie Portman - see above
SDMB:
MagicalSilverKey - in fact, I should. We both live in Michiana.
Scylla - I want to shoot groundhogs
Wildest Bill - um, there’s reason somewhere…
Homer - I do so enjoy drunks
Ukelele Ike - very funny
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### Author:  [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2000, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-beer-list/29247/8 "2000-10-03T20:48:54Z")
Real people
My Grampa - he gave me my very FIRST beer!
All the people from “Whose Line is it Anyway?” and “The Drew Carey Show” - hey, I’m drinkin here. I wanna have FUN!
Cecil, Ed and Slug
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### Author:  [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2000, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-beer-list/29247/9 "2000-10-03T22:39:25Z")
FreakFreely wrote:
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> This thread ain’t about who you’d like to screw,
Aw, shucks. Then why bother? 😉
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> This is about who you’d like to hang out with and have a beer while you shoot the shit, pure and simple.
If you shoot the shit, be sure not to use exploding ammo. It would be _very_ messy.
(And what if I don’t like beer?)