# Who's on your laminated list?\*

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 16, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547 "2000-06-16T04:05:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/21 "2000-06-16T18:49:49Z")

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\>\> Your best friend’s wife

Not me. I don’t understand it but all my friends, who are pretty intelligent people, have married women who I could not stand from day #1. I never understood it.

Being the polite friend that I am I keep these opinions to myself but when years later some have come to me complaining about their wifes I feel like saying “And how did it take you _this_ long to realize that?” Sometimes i have a really hard time keeping my mouth shut.

In any case I think it’s mutual because I usually see my friends without their SO.

So my list… Sandra bullock would be there, and Claudia Schiffer and… frankly, when I’m horny, any reasonbly pretty chick who is not absolutely stupid. Which reminds me that I once hear Kelly Lebrock open her mouth and i got the impression she was borderline mentally retarded. And then there’s Sharon Stone who is pretty funny and intelligent.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/22 "2000-06-16T18:52:31Z")

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Who cares if they’re famous! This one is easy:  
In no particular order, mind you:

1. Eve
2. Drain Bead
3. Neuro Trash Grrrl
4. techchick68
5. Falcon

Am I giving reasons? Nope. A boy’s gota keep some of his cards hidden, doesn’t he?

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**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/23 "2000-06-16T19:00:30Z")

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Robbie Robertson  
Liam Neeson  
Mel Gibson  
Lou Reed  
Melissa Etheridge

yum yum yum

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**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/24 "2000-06-16T19:01:42Z")

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> \*\*  
> Edwardina, thank for Emeril’s name. Is he into Chocolate?  
> \*\*

I once saw him do an entire show devoted to making chocolate candies, if that’s what you mean . . . _grin_

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**Author:** ![GreenEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f9ae1b/32.png) [@GreenEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenEyes)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/25 "2000-06-16T19:02:20Z")

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1. George Clooney
2. Robbie Williams
3. Kevin Costner
4. Russell Crowe
5. Matthew Perry

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**Author:** ![amijane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f0a364/32.png) [@amijane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amijane)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/26 "2000-06-16T20:09:32Z")

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1. George Clooney
2. Brendan Fraser
3. The mountie off ‘Due South’, but only in uniform
4. Captain Picard
5. Kathy Najimy (don’t ask, no idea why)

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/27 "2000-06-16T20:32:29Z")

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Oh, Mr. Cynical, I’m so blushing!

1. Dylan McDermott
2. Sam Neill
3. Ute Lemper
4. My high-school English teacher
5. A Certain Guy on this message board . . .

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**Author:** ![amijane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f0a364/32.png) [@amijane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amijane)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/28 "2000-06-16T20:39:42Z")

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uuum, Ute Lemper - fishnets, slinky, cheekbones.  
_hot flush_

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/29 "2000-06-16T20:43:10Z")

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1. Oded Fehr
2. Rupert Everett
3. Djimon Hounsou (from Amistad and Gladiator)
4. Ben Affleck
5. Martin Sheen

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**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/30 "2000-06-16T20:56:41Z")

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1. Brad Pitt
2. Sean Connery
3. Anthony Hopkins
4. there is this construction guy…
5. my husband’s best friend

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**Author:** ![lswote](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lswote/32/5737_2.png) [@lswote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lswote)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/31 "2000-06-16T22:11:28Z")

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[ol][li] **Moira Kelly** - she was icy but vulnerable in the movie **The Cutting Edge** [/li][li] **Angelina Jolie** - Damn she is sultry[/li][li] **Meg Ryan** from about the time she did **When Harry Met Sally** [/li][li] **Tracy Lords** - sorry, but I have fantasized about her since the time it was illegal to fantasize about her[/li][li] **Farrah Fawcett** at her peak of about 1976[/li][/ol]

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**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/32 "2000-06-16T22:27:15Z")

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In no particular order…

1. Greg Kinnear
2. Edward Norton
3. David Duchovney
4. Ben Afflick
5. Harry Connick Jr.  
Yowsa!!! What a bunch a hunks!! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/33 "2000-06-16T22:41:27Z")

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**GreenEyes**  
Russel Crowe? I just have to compliment your taste. Sing it, sister!

**amijane**  
The mountie’s name is Paul Gross/Constable Benton Fraser. You should check out:

[http://www.megwood.com](http://www.megwood.com)

It’s the Boyfriend of the Week page. If you look at the Ex-Boyfriend archives you will find the Constable.

**Eve**  
Sam Neill. There is something about him, isn’t there . . . ? _sigh_ Too bad we only get five, isn’t it?

**Grace**

1. Oded Fahr - I thought I was the only one who knew who he is! It was so hard to pick a favorite between him and Brendan in The Mummy.
2. Rupert Everett - It’s like you read my mind and said what I was afraid to say. When they said “inaccessable” I immediately thought of all the guys who make you think: “Why are all the good ones gay?”

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**Author:** ![Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/34 "2000-06-16T23:42:50Z")

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In no order:  
Debra Messing  
Amy Brenneman  
Catherine Bell  
Fairuza Balk  
Jennifer Love Hewitt

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**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/35 "2000-06-17T01:14:51Z")

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Oh, my friends and I have played this so many times…Please don’t think I am 13 after you read this, I swear I am 19!

Here’s THE LIST:

**1. Lance Bass** (from \*NSYNC)…he’s such an oddball cutie! In a heartbeat…Here he is:

_My fave pic:_

[http://www.angelfire.com/fl3/otownboys2/millionaire.html](http://www.angelfire.com/fl3/otownboys2/millionaire.html)

_Some other cute ones:_

[http://www.angelfire.com/la2/gonsync/adriLcollection.html](http://www.angelfire.com/la2/gonsync/adriLcollection.html)

**2. George Clooney** …You’d have to physically restrain me if I EVER get within ten feet of that burning hunk of manlihood!

**3. Matthew McCanaughy** …I’d dance naked and smoke pot with him any day!!

**4. Bruce Willis** …super yummy!

**5. Brian McFayden** …talk about news every hour, ten to the hour. YumMAY!

_To see him, go to this link, scroll to this last pic, he is third from the left (BTW, Lance is fourth from the left!):_

[http://www.angelfire.com/fl3/otownboys/hotasspics.html](http://www.angelfire.com/fl3/otownboys/hotasspics.html)

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/36 "2000-06-17T02:13:58Z")

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Lessee…

Harrison Ford  
Mel Gibson  
Geraint Wyn Davies  
Dennis Miller  
Billy Dean

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/37 "2000-06-17T03:33:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> 1. Oded Fahr - I thought I was the only one who knew who he is! It was so hard to pick a favorite between him and Brendan in The Mummy.
> 2. Rupert Everett - It’s like you read my mind and said what I was afraid to say. When they said “inaccessable” I immediately thought of all the guys who make you think: “Why are all the good ones gay?”  
> \*\*

I think Oded Fehr is a hottie! He’s definitely my #1 pick. I remember leaving the theater after seeing The Mummy and thinking “who was that guy with the tattoos?” I have a picture of him (from People’s sexiest people issue) pinned to the corkboard in my office. It’s interesting to see the range of comments I get from that picture.

And Rupert, dang! Why are the good ones gay? :::sigh::: The only other person I considered putting on my list is Sam Elliott (Mask, Tombstone, The Sacketts, Roadhouse). He always looks scruffy but dang, I’d do him in a minute.

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**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/38 "2000-06-17T06:47:36Z")

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Oh yeah, Oded is sexy. I had his pic on my wall at school…I remember in the article, he said, “All the men look like me where I’m from” or something to that effect. I was ready to buy a one-way ticket to Jordan! Yum!

His name is kinda funny though.

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/39 "2000-06-17T08:51:52Z")

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Reading through this thread, I’ve been racking my brain for a list, since I don’t always think about this kind of thing, but here goes…

1. John Stewart (gotta love a man who can make me laugh so hard that root beer flies out of my nose)
2. A guy that I used to work for, before I started school. So he’s 20 years older than me, but he had the sexiest vibe & pair of green eyes that I had ever met.
3. Nicolas Cage, around the time of \*\*Honeymoon in Las Vegas \*\*
4. Harrison Ford–only as Indiana Jones, though
5. \*A certain member of this board… \* 😉

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**Author:** ![Sweet\_Lotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Sweet\_Lotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Lotus)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/40 "2000-06-17T15:00:04Z")

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1. Madonna
2. Dave Navarro (former guitarist with RHCP)
3. Catherine Zeta-Jones
4. Adrian Brody
5. Alicia Witt

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