# Who's on your laminated list?\* **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 16, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547 "2000-06-16T04:05:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/41 "2000-06-17T16:40:43Z")
1. Tia Carrere 2. Nikki Cox 3. Nicole Kidman 4. Lisa Boyle 5. Sophia Loren (yeah, she’s 36 years my senior, but she _still_ looks good) ---
**Author:** ![Agentakbar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7cd45c/32.png) [@Agentakbar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agentakbar)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/42 "2000-06-17T20:36:43Z")
For all those people who said Brendan Fraser- he’s my second cousin. The booty-kissing line forms to the right. Bri ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/43 "2000-06-17T23:28:13Z")
Oh, I’m kissing some booty now! Can you tell me when he’ll be in the Baltimore area? Yum! ---
**Author:** ![Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/44 "2000-06-18T00:55:52Z")
Agentakbar, my wife will want to talk to you, too. Brendan’s on her list. ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/45 "2000-06-18T03:11:33Z")
**agentakbar** said: > [@](#): > > \*\* > For all those people who said Brendan Fraser- > he’s my second cousin. > The booty-kissing line forms to the right.\*\* Oh yeah? Well, Richard Grieco is a relative of mine. But I don’t think anyone will be in my booty-kissing line. He’s so, like, yesterday. **Proudest Monkey** : My husband looks just like Dave Matthews. 😛 My list: Ben Folds (for his beautiful music) Kevin Smith (for his combination of cynicism and creativity) Johnny Depp (from his 21 Jump Street days, before he stopped washing his hair) Dylan McDermott (mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm) Brendan Fraser (ditto above) Now, where did I put my “personal massager”? Okay, found it. Gottagobye. ---
**Author:** ![JBurton99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea5d25/32.png) [@JBurton99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBurton99)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/46 "2000-06-18T03:50:28Z")
Hmmm Let’s see here… 1. Lucy Lawless 2. Alicia Silverstone 3. Christina Applegate 4. Samatha Fox 5. Kelly LeBrock Now, if you wanna have some fun, Let’s say you are Gay, who then? 1. Gilligan - Who’s your Captain now, eh little buddy? 2. George Cloney as Batman - Holy felching Batman! 3. Sean Connery from Red October - Let’s play hide this submarine and it’ll be Red when i’m done with ya. 4. Russell Crowe from Gladiator - I’ve got a sword you can play with. 5. Mel Gibson as Road Warrior - Something about that black leather. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/47 "2000-06-19T05:09:26Z")
1)Russell Crowe (ever since _Proof_) 2)Kate Winslet 3)Brendan Fraser 4)Edward Norton 5)Eddie Vedder ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/48 "2000-06-19T06:51:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > For all those people who said Brendan Fraser- > he’s my second cousin. > The booty-kissing line forms to the right. > > Bri > \*\* AND he is related to my Fiance, who is a fellow Fraser. And who is a total fan, also. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/49 "2000-06-19T07:12:29Z")
Only 5 huh? Hmmm… 1)Brenden Fraser (So cute in Blast From the Past) 2)Alicia Silverstone (Ditto above) 3)George Clooney (Post “Facts of Life” days) 4)Bruce Willis (Any day) 5)Adam Sandler (Twice on Sundays) ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/50 "2000-06-19T07:55:15Z")
1. the red-haired chick from ‘That 70’s show’. (Laura Preppon?) 2. Christina Ricci 3. Kirsten Dunst 4. Meg Ryan 5. Ginger Lynn mmmmmmmmmmmm ---
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/51 "2000-06-19T13:02:27Z")
Now I feel so trendy choosing Brendan. Just look how many people have chosen him since I posted my list. I thought . . . well, let’s just say I didn’t realize he was so popular. Wow! I guess that cute, innocent, well-meaning thing he does so well strikes a pretty universal chord. And he has such a nice voice, too. Well, wow. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/52 "2000-06-19T13:04:34Z")
In no particular order: [list] [li]Ewan McGregor. He looks exactly like this guy I was in love with. And the accent. mmmmm…[/li][li]Guy Pierce. Australian. Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, LA Confidential. Yummy.[/li][li]Brad Pitt. Shut up, I know it’s cliqued.[/li][li]George Clooney. I bought Three Kings Saturday. Something about a beautiful man in uniform. hubba hubba.[/li][li]Jesse L. Martin. He’s currently on Law and Order. Has the most amazingly sparkly eyes I’ve ever seen. He winked at me back when he was in Rent. Seriously. Talked to him afterwards. Had pictures taken with him. Film didn’t come out. The girl at the film store didn’t understand why I was screaming “WHY GOD, WHY ME?”[/li]Hmmmm…Ewan might get bumped. I think my list needs a BIT more work before it gets laminated. ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/53 "2000-06-19T19:32:29Z")
1. [Andriy Shevchenko](http://members.xoom.it/Shevchenko/galleria_foto1.htm), AC Milan forward. mmmm yes 2. Fernando Redondo, Real Madrid midfielder 3. Roddy Frame, singer of Aztec Camera - my throwback to the 80s. He probably looks horrible now, but I always have my memories … 4. Jude Law 5. Ralph Fiennes BTW, I think I must be the only woman in the world who doesn’t find George Clooney attractive. I think he looks _exactly_ like Jay Leno with less hair and chin. ---
**Author:** ![\_oo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/e9a140/32.png) [@\_oo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_oo)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/54 "2000-06-19T20:01:40Z")
1. Johnny Depp 2. Brad Pitt 3. Ethan Hawke 4. Russel Crowe 5…guess i’m pretty satisfied with these 4. ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/55 "2000-06-19T20:04:37Z")
1. Patti Smythe - (she used to do this local Philly commercial for Frank’s sodas, and there was something about her …) 2. Minnie Driver (it’s the sparkle in her eyes) 3. Jaclyn Smith (the best Angel) 4. Sarah Michelle Gellar (stake me, baby) 5. Melissa Etheridge (she defines “inaccesible”) This gives me an idea for a new thread … V. ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/56 "2000-06-19T20:14:34Z")
Dump Jaclyn Smith from my list, and substitute Tia Carrere. Va va voom!! V. ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/57 "2000-06-19T20:30:13Z")
Mmmmmmm. 1. Sean Connery 2. Kevin Costner 3. Jude Law 4. * * * 5. * * * I’m reserving 4. and 5. for later. ---
**Author:** ![rackensack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@rackensack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rackensack)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/58 "2000-06-20T01:46:48Z")
[list] [li]Tara Fitzgerald[/li][li]Sophie Marceau[/li][li]Kate Winslet[/li][li]Ashley Judd (gotta have one American, I suppose)[/li]Minnie Driver ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/59 "2000-06-20T03:19:01Z")
Oh, dear. Only 5 eh? Hmmmmm… in no particular order: 1. _A Certain Guy on this message board_ 2. Tom Cruise 3. Richard Gere 4. Jonathan Frakes 5. Denzel Washington Too bad I had to keep it at 5. I could’ve added so many more, like Kevin Sorbo, Mel Gibson, Patrick Stewart, Dylan McDermott, Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, Brendan Fraser, Kevin Costner…sigh… Leaving to go find a towel, gotta get this drool off my chin before my kids see… ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547/60 "2000-06-20T12:05:22Z")
1. Catherine Zeta-Jones 2. Ashley Judd 3. Sela Ward 4. Niki Taylor 5. That waifish-looking girl with the short black hair and big eyes who sits next to the guy in the jet who starts crying tears of joy because the seats have been spread out and he can now cross his legs comfortably. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-laminated-list/22547.md?page=4)