# Who's on your SDMB Laminated list?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [June 19, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831 "2000-06-19T06:47:06Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/1 "2000-06-19T06:47:06Z")

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Ok, we have the laminated List thread. And many have listed celebrities, etc. But a few have listed SDMBers. So here is a thread just to list those SDMBers who you have a crush on, even if you’re taken.

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### Author: ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/2 "2000-06-19T15:48:38Z")

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How many am I allowed?

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### Author: ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2000, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/3 "2000-06-19T19:05:03Z")

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Well, usually FIVE, of course, but for our Official male slut: how abot ten?

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### Author: ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/4 "2000-06-19T19:15:49Z")

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hmmm good one.

My top choices are…

1. Calredic…but he hasn’t posted in a while so who knows where he is? Oh well he was fun to flirt with. :)He called me beautiful, which is the best way to get in my skirt!
2. Omniscient…He’s a cutie.
3. Coldfire…cute and intelligent, and funny too! My kind of man.
4. Wally…older men (a la Richard Gere) so something for me. Especially when they are as hapless and sweet as Wally is.
5. Fonz…I respect a man who skinny dips.

Sorry if I forgot anyone!

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### Author: ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2000, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/5 "2000-06-19T19:17:00Z")

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Oops I wanna give honorable mention to Mr. Cynical. aha would be on the list, but I just read his shower thread nad it frightened me. 😉

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### Author: ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2000, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/6 "2000-06-19T19:32:10Z")

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1. Ultress, although she is just my best friend right now.
2. Nacho4Sara, cause she mentioned something about how someone could get up her skirt.
3. Shayna cause she is a JAP ( Jewish american princess)
4. Pepperlandgirl is cute and perky

Sometimes I hate these kinds of threads cause people get left out. I really love all the girls on SD. Hows that for sucking up?

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### Author: ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2000, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/7 "2000-06-19T19:40:38Z")

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Ten for me? Awwwwwwwwwww! How sweet!

Now, do I have to give reasons, or can I get away with just naming names?

::hoping that the delay tactics increase interest::

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### Author: ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2000, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/8 "2000-06-20T00:19:44Z")

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Nacho4Sara said:

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> 1. Coldfire…cute and intelligent, and funny too! My kind of man.

Why, thank you, m’dear! The bronze medal, eh? I’ve done worse 😉

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> 1. Wally…older men (a la Richard Gere) so something for me. Especially when they are as hapless and sweet as Wally is.

Dear God! Please, Sara, do yourself a favour and click [here](http://www.cwcm.net/sdmbmen/WallyM7a.jpg) to see what the PutzMeister really looks like. He’s hapless alright, I’ll give you that 😃

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### Author: ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2000, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/9 "2000-06-20T00:38:21Z")

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Three bloody guesses, friends.

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### Author: ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/10 "2000-06-20T00:57:31Z")

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Yo MC! Quit stallin’ and start typin!

My list 'o 5:

1. MaxTorque
2. Flypsyde
3. Silo (how much shit am I gonna catch for this?)
4. Mr. Cynical
5. Coldfire

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### Author: ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2000, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/11 "2000-06-20T02:17:57Z")

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I’m listing 2 now, and will let the suspense build ( as these 2 are rather obvious if you have been reading):

Diane: as she voted for me, and other, obvious reasons, not to mention she owes me a BJ & a foto.

Purplebear: as I’m still trying to get the massage oil out of my ears…

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### Author: ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2000, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/12 "2000-06-20T02:30:31Z")

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> Dear God! Please, Sara, do yourself a favour and click here to see what the PutzMeister really looks like. He’s hapless alright, I’ll give you that

Wow, change of mind…I just thought the whole mice thing was cute, and when he killed one by accident, and the whole stripper thing. But he still has the key to my heart…😉

Coldfire, sweetie, since Calredic has disappeared, you can be my #2. And since Omniscient probly doesn’t like me, you can be #1 by default!!  
**FOR THE RECORD…** Intelligence and humor are the two sexiest characteristics in a man, IMHO, so all of you sexy SD babes qualify!! 🙂

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### Author: ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2000, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/13 "2000-06-20T02:38:46Z")

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PS. Caoldfire…is it true what they say about European men? Just wondering…😉

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### Author: ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/14 "2000-06-20T02:48:50Z")

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This is probably gonna get me in trouble, but what the heck! 😛

1. Mr Bear (natch!)
2. Vestal Blue (bestest friend, and _cute_!)
3. Danielinthewolvesden (best flirting I’ve enjoyed in some time, and a sweetie too!)
4. Coldfire (sharp, rapier wit; bod to drool over)
5. pipefitter ('nother great friend, cute too)
6. BratMan007 (humor, flirt, great combo)
7. Soulsling (sweet heart, gentle soul)
8. dpr (humor, flirt, Aussie, great combo)

Sorry, Daniel, couldn’t just name 5. 😉

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### Author: ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2000, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/15 "2000-06-20T07:42:00Z")

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That’s OK, PB, after all it’s MY thread. But the whole idea behind lists are those you would be allowed to sleep with, even if you are taken, so Mr. Bear was a given. But you’re sweet, anyway.

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### Author: ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2000, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/16 "2000-06-20T07:51:05Z")

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Here’re two for me…it’s late and I can’t think of any other ones right now.

Shayna - You’d have to be crazy not to like her  
tiggeril - Her posts kick ass, and I’m attracted to strong-willed girls (Poor tiggeril, she doesn’t deserve that!)

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### Author: ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2000, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/17 "2000-06-20T08:12:50Z")

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crushes? hmmmm  
Well, I’m in Love with Snark, which may come as a surprise to those of you who had NO idea(ha ha)  
platonic crush? Wally, the big lug:)

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### Author: ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2000, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/18 "2000-06-20T08:25:25Z")

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tigger: because she’s SO bouncy & perky. 😉  
scotti: because she REALLY knows how to enjoy a backrub…

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### Author: ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2000, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/19 "2000-06-20T10:56:48Z")

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> 6. BratMan007 (humor, flirt, great combo)  
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AWWWWWWW, thanks PB, even if I am #6 out of your top 5 that daniel asked for, but if you discount the SO, I sneak in there. BTW, I’ve got my homepage up, you should be able to click on the link at the bottom of my post and get there. It’s got a somewhat better pic of me than the drunk pic of me in that jacket in my sig line. The page is under construction, so be gentle with me! I also plan to add a page of pix of me in my AF days so you can see me in uniform.

As for my list (in no particular order):

1. purplebear - she’s just so fun to flirt with
2. Shayna - she’s also loads of fun (and I’ve seen her pic in the busty redhead thread!)
3. SwimmingRiddles - she’s cool as hell I think, I’ve also visited her homepage, really cute and I love the glasses

That’s all I’ve really got for now. The last two sluts - I mean slots - are still open. I am taking applications if anyone is interested.

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### Author: ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2000, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/20 "2000-06-20T12:06:39Z")

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Hmm…

1-My fav. JAP Shayna  
2-EvilBeth  
3-Michi(I love hearing about her not getting it)  
4-Ayesha(whoo…that attitude!)  
5-Original Elthia(seem to have disappeared, but a wonderful flirt!)

-Sam

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