# Who's on your SDMB Laminated list?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 19, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831 "2000-06-19T06:47:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/181 "2000-07-03T10:33:57Z")

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> \*\*
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> ONLY?? You don’t need any more!
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> Well, pending the spanking, you’re about to make mine.
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> Though my list is starting to get crowded–I need the “10 name special exemption” for being the IMHO male slut:
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> I TOLD YOU WOMEN THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE VOTED FOR ME!!!  
> :mad:  
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I didn’t mean ONLY in a derogatory sense, DRY, just that it seemed to be expected to have at least 5…You’ll always be my first… :o

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/182 "2000-07-03T10:50:59Z")

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> \*\*
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> > ONLY?? You don’t need any more!
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> > Well, pending the spanking, you’re about to make mine.
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> > Though my list is starting to get crowded–I need the “10 name special exemption” for being the IMHO male slut:
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> > I TOLD YOU WOMEN THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE VOTED FOR ME!!!  
> > :mad:  
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> I didn’t mean ONLY in a derogatory sense, DRY, just that it seemed to be expected to have at least 5…You’ll always be my first… :o  
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“Can one desire too much of a good thing?” 😃  
–As You Like It, Act 4, scene i

Oh, you know just the right words. 😉  
Let’s go flirt in the pit again, huh?

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**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/183 "2000-07-03T21:01:33Z")

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::wanders in, looks around::  
Hm…making 2.08 posts per day, while it is the path to true enlightenment, doesn’t seem to be gettin’ the job done where it counts. I shall have to retire to the Batcave and think upon this.  
::hitches up utility belt and moseys off::

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/184 "2000-07-04T16:31:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by purplebear \*  
> Bratster: _ **AHEM** _ Go back and re-read the first page. I know what you mean, Falcon, about being _invisible_. ☹  
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Yes, purplebear, I saw that I made your list, but it’s not very confidence-building to see I’m #6 on a list of 5. So I’m like first-runner up if one of the other guys on the list dies or is incapable of fulfilling his duties as a laminee? 😉

If we’re not going by the 5 name limit, than I’d like to offically add **struuter** to my list, since she belongs there anyway, and was only bumped because she seemed so in demand in the other threads I thought for sure she’d be all over the place here.

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**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/185 "2000-07-04T21:36:01Z")

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Fiiiiiiiiine I see how it is. Girls have cooties anyways. So Nah! 😛

::Sits in a corner::

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**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/186 "2000-07-05T22:15:27Z")

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I have a list:

**Frankie**  
NuvoDada  
Cheif Scott  
Woodthrush  
Chef Troy  
FreekFreely  
Mullinator  
JohnLarrigan  
Sealemon  
iampunha  
Coldfire  
MadPoet  
Krispy Original  
Dan P Bostaph  
Surgoshan  
Odieman

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**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/187 "2000-07-05T22:18:15Z")

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How could I forget weirddave???

Baby, you make me dizzy!!

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/188 "2000-07-05T23:15:47Z")

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Kellibelli, did you go and find every straight, single man on this MB and some who are neither?

Waiting for someone to list Boo Boo on their laminated list, and it sure as hell isn’t going to be me.

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/189 "2000-07-06T01:06:14Z")

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First of all, I am devastated that I didn’t make the cut on Falcon’s list. After all the things she said that night in Budapest when the secret police were closing in…

Given my nature as a bisexual, I need more than one list. So here goes:

Men:

1. Sqrlcub
2. Satan (the gay one, I mean, from the alternate universe)
3. MattMCL(sp?)
4. Doobieous
5. Harrison Ford (hey, he MIGHT be on the SDMB)🙂

Women:

1. Falcon
2. Eve
3. pepperlandgirl
4. Kellibelli
5. Ayesha

And a special list for couples:

1. Commander Fortune and Bill the Galactic Hero
2. Democritus and Psycat

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**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/190 "2000-07-06T01:06:32Z")

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I havnt had sex in a long time…

I need a long list.

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**Author:** ![JBurton99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea5d25/32.png) [@JBurton99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBurton99)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/191 "2000-07-06T02:15:45Z")

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OOOHHHHH Come on PB!! You gotta tell me… Please please please… 😃

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**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/192 "2000-07-07T07:56:28Z")

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Amazing, I have started quite a few threads, some with very controversial, thought provoking ideas, but this has been my most successful so far, by a long shot. I guess “give the public what they want”, and they want to flirt & see their name. Fair, enuf, I do too, I guess. Well, thanks for posting, folks, and I hope you all enjoyed it. I know i did! 😉 😃

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/193 "2000-07-31T02:48:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Poysyn \*  
> \*\*So this is what happens when I check in periodically and don’t really say anything important, I get ignored. _sigh_ At least I got to laugh a little, cry a little and let my poor heart break a little. \*\*

Psst. You’re on the list. HIGH on the list! Va-va voom! Pity I don’t know you better, I’d feel much more justified :o)

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**Author:** ![APB9999](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@APB9999](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/APB9999)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/194 "2000-07-31T05:34:56Z")

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I’m infatuated with Eve. (I even started a thread on this very topic.)

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/195 "2000-07-31T08:46:27Z")

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Oh goody! Mr. Cynical, thanks for getting this thread started up again. I didn’t get to post to it the first time around.

My list:

1. DRY
2. Chef Troy
3. xizor
4. Myrr21

I’ll put my 5th spot up for auction. Any takers? 😃

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/196 "2000-07-31T13:50:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AudreyK \*  
> \*\*Oh goody! Mr. Cynical, thanks for getting this thread started up again. I didn’t get to post to it the first time around.
> 
> My list:
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> 1. DRY
> 2. Chef Troy
> 3. xizor
> 4. Myrr21
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> I’ll put my 5th spot up for auction. Any takers? 😃 \*\*

Damn, only number 4? I think it’s time to do some creative assassinations…errr…ahem…I didn’t say that out loud, did I? Nope, nothin to see here. Move along… 😃

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**Author:** ![Pink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/71c47a/32.png) [@Pink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pink)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/197 "2000-07-31T13:55:36Z")

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I keep my list unlaminated. You saw what happened to Chandler. What if I run into #11?

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**Author:** ![Nika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ba9def/32.png) [@Nika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nika)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/198 "2000-07-31T14:22:49Z")

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It is amazing what you miss when you are away for a bit!

My list is:

PIZZLE BOY (because he is just awesome)  
Bratman007,even though he forgot all about little me ☹  
Chief (who probably doesn’t know I am alive…back to grade four for me  
chef Troy, he is just a cutie.

I would like to comment that any man that doesn’t have Ayesha, Shayna and PurpleBear on their lists is just insane!!

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/199 "2000-07-31T20:45:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AudreyK \*  
> \*\*3. xizor  
> \*\*

Wow, AudreyK, I don’t think I’ve ever been on anybody’s any kind of list ever. I feel so honored. Just for that, here is my list:

1. AudreyK
2. AudreyK
3. AudreyK
4. AudreyK
5. AudreyK
6. AudreyK
7. AudreyK
8. AudreyK
9. AudreyK
10. Swimming Riddles

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**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2000, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/200 "2000-07-31T20:52:31Z")

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One of the most attractive things in a man is a willingness to take a chance on an unknown.  
Mr.Cynical, so far you ARE my list.

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