# Who's on your SDMB Laminated list? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 19, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831 "2000-06-19T06:47:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/281 "2000-08-14T05:49:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GaWd \* > \*\* > 1- Silver\_fire > 2- JavaMaven (Leather, a chainsaw, Ice, sculpting, carrot cake and a donkey(?!)) > 3- Seadiver > 4- VogueVixen > 5- Kyla > 6- Michi(still) > 7- Ayesha (still) > 8- EvilBeth (still) > \*\* Jeesh, and I let you bring in the donkey, and you still mark me at #2? What do I need to do to get more attention from you!?! šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/282 "2000-08-14T14:45:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by msrobyn \* > I forgot to mention 2ndlawā€¦ I know, itā€™s six, but a girlā€™s gotta have some variety. msrobyn, you just made my week! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/283 "2000-08-14T15:58:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JavaMaven1 \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by GaWd \* > > \*\* > > 1- Silver\_fire > > 2- JavaMaven (Leather, a chainsaw, Ice, sculpting, carrot cake and a donkey(?!)) > > 3- Seadiver > > 4- VogueVixen > > 5- Kyla > > 6- Michi(still) > > 7- Ayesha (still) > > 8- EvilBeth (still) > > \*\* > > Jeesh, and I let you bring in the donkey, and you still mark me at #2? What do I need to do to get more attention from you!?! šŸ˜‰ > > \*\* He did say ā€œIn no particular orderā€. Itā€™s okay, GaWd. You donā€™t have to change the list around. **I** happen to like the way it looks. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/284 "2000-08-15T05:28:47Z")
Silver\_Fire, you know GaWd had to have done this intentionally, because he secretly desires to watch us have a cat fight over him. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/285 "2000-08-15T06:11:46Z")
Good thing I didnā€™t **actually** laminate my list, because I am definitely decided on adding: **dpr** (doper debonair down under, and a dear!) and **Oicu812** (what a sweetheart!) Scotti ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/286 "2000-08-15T06:30:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GaWd \* > \*\* > Geezeā€¦I did this so long ago, I think itā€™s time to update! > > - Results are in no particular order\* > > 1- Silver\_fire > 2- JavaMaven (Leather, a chainsaw, Ice, sculpting, carrot cake and a donkey(?!)) > 3- Seadiver > 4- VogueVixen > 5- Kyla > 6- Michi(still) > 7- Ayesha (still) > 8- EvilBeth (still) > > -Sam \*\* So, what? Iā€™m slipping? What can I do to umā€¦ā€œupā€ my rating, Sam? ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/287 "2000-08-15T06:37:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > \*\* > So, what? Iā€™m slipping? What can I do to umā€¦ā€œupā€ my rating, Sam? \*\* I think itā€™s either the catfight, or the donkey. ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/288 "2000-08-15T07:19:42Z")
Now, for Monster104ā€™s gathered listā€¦ The girls, the ones I would die to meet IRLā€¦ struuter little\*bit Welfy Medeaā€™s Child Silver\_Fire Tiggeril Shayna ssskuggiii Falcon Scotti Mega The Roo Ruffian Swiddles Hyprgrl567 Brunetter TVeblen jjjfishe Ayesha Hamadryad PepperLandGirl Now, if I ever want to swing the other way in the futureā€¦ Lexicon Matt\_mcl dpr ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/289 "2000-08-15T15:26:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JavaMaven1 \* > \*\*Silver\_Fire, you know GaWd had to have done this intentionally, because he secretly desires to watch us have a cat fight over him. > > \*\* Yes, the catfight. ::Meow:: or something. šŸ™‚ Wow, Iā€™m on Monster104ā€™s list too. Woo hoo!! ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/290 "2000-08-16T00:14:45Z")
Wow. I didnā€™t realize that this thread had been resurrected again! _Verrrrrrry interesting_! Iā€™ve had fun today, catching up on all of the flirting going on in this thread! Only, I noticed that no one else has mentioned my name, not in pages and pages and pagesā€¦ ā˜¹ Guess I see how I rate, just because I was gone for 2 wks, and have been very busy since we got backā€¦ Ok, thatā€™s quite enough of the pity party. So, letā€™s seeā€¦should I update my list? \ To recap: Mr Bear Vestal Blue Danielinthewolvesden Coldfire pipefitter BratMan007 Soulsling dpr Sealemon Mr Cynical Milo Mully Paddy JBurton SouthernStyle Davew The Nerd Dreamboats all, for sure. šŸ˜‰ Nope, I think Iā€™ll leave it as is. I did notice that Mr C, Milo, Mully, SouthernStyle, Davew and the Nerd didnā€™t even notice theyā€™re on my list. ā˜¹ I am lucky enough to be on Ditwdā€™s, BratManā€™s, Soulslingā€™s and dprā€™s lists! What a lucky woman I am!!! šŸ˜ƒ Thank you, Nika, thatā€™s very sweet of you to say that. _Blush_ dprā€¦kissesā€¦_snuggling_? Oh, babe, cā€™mere!! I want some too!!! šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/291 "2000-08-16T06:37:21Z")
PB\_ your name is on a special card, with just ā€œpurplebearā€ repeated a hundred times. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/292 "2000-08-16T08:26:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by purplebear \* > \*\* > Ok, thatā€™s quite enough of the pity party. So, letā€™s seeā€¦should I update my list? \ > > To recap: > > Mr Bear > Vestal Blue > Danielinthewolvesden > Coldfire > pipefitter > BratMan007 > Soulsling > dpr > Sealemon > Mr Cynical > Milo > Mully > Paddy > JBurton > SouthernStyle > Davew > The Nerd > > Dreamboats all, for sure. šŸ˜‰ Nope, I think Iā€™ll leave it as is. > \*\* Ahem. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by purplebear \* > \*\*DRY, you were on my list in my mind, sorry it didnā€™t make it to my fingers while they were typing. Thanks for all your support in my weight-loss thread. šŸ™‚ \*\* Humpf ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/293 "2000-08-16T13:29:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Monster104 \* > \*\*Now, for Monster104ā€™s gathered listā€¦ > > The girls, the ones I would die to meet IRLā€¦ > struuterā€¦ > > \*\* Monster104, You must be psychic. Thatā€™s all I have to say. So now Iā€™ve actually made it onto somebodyā€™s list I feel obligated to make one. Since itā€™s mine, I reserve the right to add to itā€¦is that okay? _ahem_ BratMan007 iampunha ChrisP Monster104 DRY Cheffie soulsling DarkHeart London Calling (silent admiration from afar) Southern Style Now I feel guilty. I know Iā€™m forgetting some peopleā€¦or Iā€™m too intimidated to name them. _what a chicken shitā€“sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/294 "2000-08-16T13:59:01Z")
I am, for one, not going to bother recapping. Iā€™m also not going to list people who _know_ theyā€™re on my laminated list. Iā€™m also not going to limit myself to five ladies. So . . . all of the ladies who were selected (by either Monty or myself) in the ā€œMontfort, in here, pleaseā€ are on my list. Crush-size varies with the person from very mild to VERY heavy. And just to be COMPLETELY safe here . . struuter, if for some unGaWdly reason you were not picked, I pick you three times. In a row. Hell, Monty can have the American Bikini team (as youā€™d be on the Swedish one if it existed). Yeah, I know thatā€™s a long list. Yeah, I know Iā€™m limited to five. Know what? Given the choice of any one of these ladies, Iā€™d take her (NOT literally, perverts:)). Excluding, of course, the married oned or ones otherwise engaged or occupied. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/295 "2000-08-16T15:31:38Z")
The Swedish bikini team, huh? Wow. Now I AM flattered. And to be picked three times in a row is truly an honor. Thanks, iam. Youā€™re a sweetie. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/296 "2000-08-16T21:06:08Z")
Why, Daniel, Iā€™mā€¦Iā€™mā€¦speechless. _ **BLUSH** _ Thank you, my friend. DRY! Oh, my dear! \ I thought I _did_ put you on it, honest I did. Will you ever forgive me? ā˜¹ I have simply _adored_ your posts, and your flirts (rare though they have been with me). ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/297 "2000-08-17T05:30:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by purplebear \* > \*\*DRY! Oh, my dear! \ I thought I _did_ put you on it, honest I did. Will you ever forgive me? ā˜¹ > > I have simply _adored_ your posts, and your flirts (rare though they have been with me). \*\* Letā€™s pre-empt one thing first: Rule 24.3(b) of DRYā€™s rules of laminated list/crush order states that any female poster naming DRY on such a thread will automatically receive a reciprocal mention by DRY on said thread. So make sure to update your list count by one. Secondly, as far as apologiesā€“not necessary. The honor of being named by you is worth more than a thousand apologies. Finally, as far as my flirting with youā€“feel free to follow me into any thread I post in, and flirt with me there. Even the Pit. **Especially** the Pit. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/298 "2000-08-17T06:41:24Z")
PB: Itā€™s common knowledge that youā€™re the nicest person on the boards. I think youā€™re on the default laminated setting for every guy. and snuggles anytimeā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/299 "2000-08-17T07:05:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Monster104 \* > \*\*Hyprgrl567 > \*\* Hypergirl on the boards. Thatā€™s her AIM sn. ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/300 "2000-08-17T07:19:22Z")
Please, by all means, continue! My lips are sealed, youā€™ll never know if I really meant that it wasnā€™t in any particular order or not, will you? Can GaWd not be a devious(or deviant for that matter), GaWd? Psst JavaMavenā€¦bring in the ice and the chainsaw for a sculpting in leather and youā€™ll definitely be #1! šŸ˜ƒ -Sam [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831.md?page=16)