# Who's on your SDMB Laminated list?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 19, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831 "2000-06-19T06:47:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/301 "2000-08-17T13:23:13Z")

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GaWd, IIRC one of the things you liked best about me was when I complained about how I can’t get any. I’m STILL not gettin’ any.

You also liked naked people. 95% of the time I am at the computer…I’m naked!

Please don’t drop me off the list! 🙂

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**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/302 "2000-08-17T13:26:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Michi \*  
> \*\*GaWd, IIRC one of the things you liked best about me was when I complained about how I can’t get any. I’m STILL not gettin’ any.
> 
> You also liked naked people. 95% of the time I am at the computer…I’m naked!
> 
> Please don’t drop me off the list! 🙂 \*\*

Michi, I think it’s so cool that you’re as celibate as me, and now you’re nudin’! 🙂

You’re still on that list, for damn sure…but the girls are getting rabid over this whole thing! 😃

-Sam

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/303 "2000-08-17T16:30:19Z")

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I officially add DRY to my list:  
Mr Bear, VB, Danielinthewolvesden, Coldy, pipefitter, Bratman, Soulsling, dpr, Sealemon, **DRY** , Mr C, Milo, Mully, Paddy, JBurton, SouthernStyle, Davew, Nerd.

And, I will do that, except not to the Pit. I can’t stand the language in there. Too much for my tender sensibilities. 😛  
dpr, you’re a dear, but I don’t quite believe you on that. _BLUSH_

I _will_ however, take you up on the snuggles…  
\<snuggling up to him, real close\> MmmmmmMmmmmmmm…😉

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/304 "2000-08-18T05:29:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by struuter \*  
> **And to be picked three times in a row is truly an honor.**

See rule 24.3(b) on the previous page. **Four** times in a row! 🙂

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> \*Originally posted by purplebear \*  
> \*\*And, I will do that, except not to the Pit. I can’t stand the language in there. Too much for my tender sensibilities. 😛  
> \*\*

Well, heck, most of my posts to the pit have been flirts. :eek:

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/305 "2000-08-18T13:28:49Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by DRY \*  
\*\*

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> \*Originally posted by struuter \*  
> **And to be picked three times in a row is truly an honor.**

See rule 24.3(b) on the previous page. **Four** times in a row! 🙂  
I stand corrected. But I have yet to make yours. _sigh_ How many trashy things do I have to write for you? 😉

Really, though, I understand. I don’t want you to spread yourself too thin.

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/306 "2000-08-18T16:54:33Z")

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Hon,

I think that DRY’s motto is “The More the Merrier,” although surely he would find a Shakespearean quote that meant the same thing but sounded classier.

And I think that somewhere in this voluminous thread, he already added you to his list. But I don’t have three hours to plough through it and tell you where.

Have a wonderful day!

Scotti

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/307 "2000-08-18T17:40:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Scotticher \*  
> \*\*Hon,
> 
> I think that DRY’s motto is “The More the Merrier,” although surely he would find a Shakespearean quote that meant the same thing but sounded classier.
> 
> And I think that somewhere in this voluminous thread, he already added you to his list. But I don’t have three hours to plough through it and tell you where.
> 
> Have a wonderful day!
> 
> Scotti \*\*

You are so right. And we love him for making such good use of the Bard, don’t we? 😉

Thanks! I’ll take your word on being on his list. You’re there too? Nice company I’m in.

Have a great day, yourself.

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**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/308 "2000-08-19T00:14:10Z")

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Are these lists still open? I thought I was too late…  
I’m available for laminating (or something anyway \<blush\> )  
Thinks hard about who to put on her list…

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/309 "2000-08-19T01:54:31Z")

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Aw, honey, you’re never too late to make a list on this board!

And if **one** list is closed, just hang in-another list will rise from the ashes very shortly.

I have not met you before, so hello and welcome to the best little board in Texas! And Washington, and CA, and FLA, and…well, you catch my drift.

Enjoy!

Scotti

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/310 "2000-08-19T06:41:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by struuter \*  
> \*\*I stand corrected. But I have yet to make yours. _sigh_ How many trashy things do I have to write for you? 😉  
> \*\*

To quote someone else besides Shakespeare (for once):

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> “What we have here is a failure to communicate.”

In replying **TO YOU** and your comment that you made three lists in a row, I mentioned that you made **FOUR** , and referenced DRY’s rule 24.3(b), which reads

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> Rule 24.3(b) of DRY’s rules of laminated list/crush order states that any female poster naming DRY on such a thread will automatically receive a reciprocal mention by DRY on said thread.

[sub]Great…what an ego–now I’m quoting myself[/sub]

Meaning, that since I made your list, you were to be automatically added to mine. Hence the “four”.

AS IF I’d leave the only lady off my list that’s EVER written me a mash note on this board! :eek:

Consider yourself added.

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/311 "2000-08-21T00:49:49Z")

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DRY: pardon my asking (but we are here to fight ignorance aren’t we?) but what’s a mash note?

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/312 "2000-08-21T05:18:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dpr \*  
> \*\*DRY: pardon my asking (but we are here to fight ignorance aren’t we?) but what’s a mash note? \*\*

More or less a love/lust letter. Strutter’s note to me was in this thread:

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=21348&pagenumber=4](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=21348&pagenumber=4)

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/313 "2000-08-21T13:13:20Z")

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DRY,  
I humble myself before you. How could I have doubted? (Jealous females…)

Scotti was kind enough to inform me that I was, indeed, on your list. Thank you. Made my week. Hell, made my month. I can’t believe you linked to the site where that note was…erg. I could have done so much better…alas.

big smooches to you…  
struuter

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/314 "2000-08-22T02:23:11Z")

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Thanks mate. I feel more enlightened already.

Mash note… must remember that one.

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**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/315 "2000-08-22T08:31:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by fierra \*  
> \*\*Are these lists still open? I thought I was too late…  
> I’m available for laminating (or something anyway \<blush\> )  
> Thinks hard about who to put on her list… \*\*

Yes, these list are still open. next, “laminating”, eh? that sounds like it would require TWO men, and you. 😉  
You should start with the incredibly charming man who started this thread- modesty forbids me to mention the name. 😃

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**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/316 "2000-08-22T09:40:13Z")

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Now since I’ve been here a little longer  
I’ll make a new list.  
In no particular order,  
everyone is first,  
I want them all, can I?:D:D:D:D

**Montford  
iampunha  
Dry  
soulsling  
Tymp  
Moe  
astrangefish  
Wonko The Sane  
Gawd  
oldscratch  
Danielinthewolvesden  
Monster104  
ChiefScott  
Democritus  
Myrr21  
Juggler  
Dpr  
Osip  
Handy  
Dropzone  
Pipefitter**

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**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/317 "2000-08-22T23:54:44Z")

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anniz: if you get us ALL, you’ll have to have the “Private” folks film it. 😉

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/318 "2000-08-23T03:56:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Anniz \*  
> \*\*Now since I’ve been here a little longer  
> I’ll make a new list.  
> In no particular order,  
> everyone is first,  
> I want them all, can I?:D:D:D:D
> 
> \*\*

Well as long as I’m first… 😛

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/319 "2000-08-23T05:48:05Z")

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Yay! Another list! Anniz is hereby officially added to mine by default.

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2000, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/320 "2000-08-23T08:33:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by struuter \*  
> \*\*DRY,  
> I humble myself before you. How could I have doubted? (Jealous females…)
> 
> Scotti was kind enough to inform me that I was, indeed, on your list. Thank you. Made my week. Hell, made my month. I can’t believe you linked to the site where that note was…erg. I could have done so much better…alas.
> 
> big smooches to you…  
> struuter \*\*

First of all, I have to apologize for misspelling your name as “strutter”. (Thank you for not pointing it out–I would have in your situation. However, you or anyone else would have to be REALLY lame to misspell “DRY”.)

Scotti’s a very special lady. Most of the cunning bitc…I, mean, kind ladies here would have torpedoed me (“DRY? He hates you!”). But Scotti’s different (mostly because she got caught by me flirting with Dropzone AND Monster in a different thread). But hey, I’m not jealous.

[sub]unless you don’t vote for me in the Mr. Beauty thread, which you didn’t, grumble, grumble[/sub]

As for linking the thread with your note, I beg to differ–I thought it was great! (And even if you didn’t, this has the benefit of reinforcing to you that, should you do better, I’ll make sure you get your justly deserved publicity, as I do ALL ladies who are kind to me.)

[sub]Think of it ladies–a prolific poster with no life who’s always on the boards–tooting your horn [insert double entendre here]. Think of how valuable (and pleasurable) that would be![/sub]

😃

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