# Who's on your SDMB Laminated list?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 19, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831 "2000-06-19T06:47:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/21 "2000-06-20T13:14:13Z")

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okay, this ones easy!  
[ul]  
[li]SwimmingRiddles - way cool, way cute![/li][li]Diane - the Rockinest Chick on the SDMB[/li][li]Shayna - 'cause she sang such a sweet song[/li][li]techchick - cause she’s techchick[/li][li]PurpleBear - cause she’s such a sweetheart, but only cybersex, 'cause she’s married. :)[/li][li]Saxface - 'cause until i met her, i didn’t realize what a hot ‘Bankshotbitch’ she really was :D[/li][/ul]  
so there’s six, wanna do sommpin 'boutit!?

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/22 "2000-06-20T14:55:30Z")

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WOW! I actually made several lists! :o Thank you very much.

Glad you didn’t mind my list being longer, Daniel. And, do you still need help getting that massage oil out of your ears? 😉

Awwww, BratMan, thanks. You’re lots of fun to flirt with too. I’ve seen that pic too, and I’m waiting for the AF uniform pics!

Soulsling, you’re too kind. 🙂 Sure, cybersex anytime you want to. Well, R-rated anyway. ;)\<Got to keep hubby calm, ok? :p\>

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**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/23 "2000-06-20T15:05:50Z")

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Other than my other half?

1. Chef Troy
2. Drop Zone
3. Drain Bead (she’s my fag hag)
4. others will remain secret.

HUGS!  
Sqrl

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/24 "2000-06-20T15:25:21Z")

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::Stunned, grief tinged voice::

I’m not on Falcons’ list.  
VB sadly, slowly leaves the room…

On the other hand, I made #2 on Purplebears’! :):):):):)!!!

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/25 "2000-06-20T17:53:19Z")

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Vestal…I could only list 5! You know I love you, hon! _runs over and smooches VB hard_

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/26 "2000-06-20T17:55:45Z")

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Well, Im such a virgin here, I am sure no one gives a big damn about my list, but I have to confess I’m a real slut: whoever has made me LOL, I lust after them the rest of the day.

ricepad, from a prior life, is by best hot-sheet prospect.

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**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/27 "2000-06-20T17:58:56Z")

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I made someone’s list! Here’s mine:

GaWd-cause he mentioned me

Coldfire

Omni-even though he pats all the women’s butts

Reservior Dog-great eyes, alas he is taken

DRY-I enjoy his e-mails

BTW–I am a JAP in more ways that one. I am half Japanese AND I am Jewish!

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/28 "2000-06-20T18:00:57Z")

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No particular order. Well, other than the numbering thing.

1. Mega the Roo
2. Swimming Riddles
3. Techchick
4. Diane
5. Ultress

But then again I tend to think anyone that comes across as interesting and intelligent has some seriously positive qualities.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/29 "2000-06-20T18:16:53Z")

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Okay, damnit.

I’ve thought long and hard about you women (take that however you like), and have narrowed my list to twelve. It was a battle, but I did it. No more can be removed.

Any one of these ladies would be nigh impossible to resist.

In no particular order, of course. Can’t play favorites.

Eve  
techchick68  
Drain Bead  
Neuro Trash Grrrl  
Shayna  
Falcon  
ultress  
aenea  
Lynn Bodoni  
Shanin  
Sue Duhnym  
Rachelle

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/30 "2000-06-20T18:18:19Z")

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\< blushing \>

Wow, I can’t believe I made a list or two.

I have sat here for days and still can’t come up with a solid list. There are so many men that would fit the bill but I have a hard time choosing.

If I come up with something I will let you know.

\< boy I hate to choose when there are so many that are out there! \>

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/31 "2000-06-20T19:07:36Z")

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I might as well cheat (and offend the International Rules Federation of Laminated Lists) and add to my list of 5 because Eve absolutely belongs on that list and I am kicking myself for omitting her.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/32 "2000-06-20T19:56:03Z")

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I hereby append my list to include one that I wasn’t sure of before, but now can definitely say YES for.

#13 on my list is SwimmingRiddles. She done made me blush, which is an easy in for my list.

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**Author:** ![GreenEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f9ae1b/32.png) [@GreenEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenEyes)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/33 "2000-06-20T21:42:52Z")

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OK… now how much does it blow that the only person who would have me on his list doesn’t post here anymore! Hmmph \<hands on hips\>

\<\<\<\<cranky\>\>\>\>

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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/34 "2000-06-20T22:05:15Z")

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Does my right hand count as a registered SDMB poster?

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**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/35 "2000-06-20T22:57:12Z")

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☹

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**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/36 "2000-06-20T23:50:05Z")

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Well I guess no one knows me well enough to put me on their list. _sigh_ too bad. I’ll try not to pout …

Similarly, I don’t know too many people here either, so I think I’ll wait a little longer to make something as set-in-stone as a laminated list.

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/37 "2000-06-21T08:32:09Z")

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::leaps into air, spikes imaginary football, shakes fist and does home run trot, pumping fist like Kirk Gibson in 1988 World Series:: 😃 😃

Michi…No, let me rephrase that…_ **THE DIVINE, GODDESS LIKE MICHI** _ wrote:

> [@](#):
>
> \*\*  
> I made someone’s list! Here’s mine:  
> …  
> DRY-I enjoy his e-mails  
> \*\*

(Above has been edited because…who really cares about the other names, anyway??) 😛

Praised be the Lord! Not only did I get a mention on someone’s list, but it was by the _ **"Babe who started a thousand threads"** _ herself!! I feel like I’m walking on air!  
😃  
Michi, I enjoy your e-mails, too. Will you marry me? (Yet another reason why you should come to Vegas!) 🙂

(See, ladies? Your SDMB veteran bigshot males just assume that your vote on their laminated list is their god given right…But a newbie like myself, who shyly flirts with that rare female whose beauty is so overwhelming that he forgets his own self conciousness and inferiority, is SO grateful for the smallest modicum of appreciation from said lady, that he breaks into effusive paens in praise of her and is unrestrained and loyal in his affection.)

Ahem. The above is an unsubtle hint. Get your votes in for me. 😉

Anyway, having recovered some of my shame, I’ll admit that I have six names myself. (Contrary to popular opinion, they are not “Michi, Michi, Michi, Michi, Michi and Michi”–though I WAS tempted)

These six people are people with whom I’ve exchanged…_e-mails_ (what did you think I was going to say?). Four of them have been mentioned in this thread (one of them has been mentioned in this post–about nine times). As to the two others, they’re married (Coincidence? you be the judge), so I shouldn’t mention their names. So I won’t. But let me say that Mr. Grace and Mr. Tatertot are very fortunate individuals. 😉

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/38 "2000-06-21T10:37:54Z")

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_sob_ and I aint on anyones…

mine…

in no particular order

\*Shayna  
\*Michi  
\*Techchick  
\*Opal  
\*Phouka

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/39 "2000-06-21T15:13:59Z")

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I’m not telling, for the same reason I didn’t post to the crush thread. I’m bound to leave someone out I shouldn’t have, and it’s all a bit too reminicent of my 4th grade student council race. But know that I definately have a doper laminated list, and there are definately 5 fellows on that list.

I guess you’ll have to take your chances. 😉

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/40 "2000-06-21T16:15:00Z")

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Speaking of 4th grade…

```auto

     Do You Like Me?

       Check a box.

       [] []
       YES NO

```

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