# Who's on your SDMB Laminated list?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 19, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831 "2000-06-19T06:47:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/81 "2000-06-26T12:34:11Z")

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tell me about it, Meg. Remember the days of the Crush thread when we were in a position to take over the boards? Men are so fickle. (excepting of course Bratman, soulsling and Mully. I had to mention sexual favors to get on Mr. Cynical’s already long list. Thanks, kids 😉 )

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/82 "2000-06-26T12:54:46Z")

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Awww, poor little roo. You’re still _my_ #1 board cutie, mega! And I still think about you every morning in the shower, too 😉

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/83 "2000-06-26T13:34:08Z")

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Roo, if you look carefully you just might see your name on somebody’s list.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/84 "2000-06-26T13:35:41Z")

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Yeah, roo. I would have added you, but I was petrified by your cuteness 🙂

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/85 "2000-06-26T13:51:54Z")

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Back off, Cynical. I get the roo, you get all the other chicks 😃

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/86 "2000-06-26T14:09:44Z")

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adding roo and swidles… although I may have had them there before…

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/87 "2000-06-26T14:10:21Z")

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Hmmmmmmmmmm, your argument is fair. I shall away to my chambers, with a bottle of baby oil, and a shower curtain.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/88 "2000-06-26T14:25:29Z")

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It’s a done deal.

Oh, **miss roooohoooo**? Are you coming voluntarily, or do I have to drag you to my cave by your hair?

😃

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/89 "2000-06-26T14:36:18Z")

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As a show of support, I present you with my Captain Caveman club, Coldfire. Please use it wisely.

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**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/90 "2000-06-26T15:18:48Z")

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First and Formost, thank you Mully. 🙂

And for the (few) others that pity-mentioned me… thank you, too.

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/91 "2000-06-26T16:02:04Z")

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_sighs, biting her lip_  
Well, I came close…thanks for the honorable mention, Brat.

I guess I’ll just have to be a little more aggressive…(is that possible?)  
I have big dreams…seeing my name on some big-time personalities’ lists.  
A girl can dream, can’t she?

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**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/92 "2000-06-27T00:58:13Z")

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So this is what happens when I check in periodically and don’t really say anything important, I get ignored. _sigh_ At least I got to laugh a little, cry a little and let my poor heart break a little.

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**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/93 "2000-06-27T04:12:49Z")

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As this is MY thread, I am adding a special section to the back of my card, where I have listed all the women who have the class to post to my thread. All my life I have had a problem finding women with BRAINS (my present partner and several others are exceptions), and now here on the SDMB I am surrounded by them. Life is GOOD, NOW, true, but where were all you brainy witty vixens when I was starved for a decent conversation that wasn’t about TV?

So, you are ALL there, brunetter, TA, nacho, mega, struuter, swimR, falcon, VV and every other bright intelligent poster.  
The ones on the front of my card are there because they made my day by flirting with me, AND by their wit.(I have mostly refrained from trying to find pictures, because looks are not what would qualify for my “SDMB” list, juct smarts & wit).

And, no, you other dudes can’t do this also. You are all ( but Mr. C) limited to FIVE. So there 😛

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/94 "2000-06-27T04:20:29Z")

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I guess I ought to start flirting more or something  
Nobody wants me ☹ (Except aha, thanx aha)  
That’s ok, I understand  
I’ll just sit in the corner over hear and cry…

Here’s my laminated list (in no particular order)

1. Chef Troy (I can’t even hint at what I want him for…young eyes might see it)
2. Exprix (I know he’s gay, but I could think of things that even _he_ wouldn’t object to 😉 )
3. Coldfire (He’s just cute)
4. Aha (He put me on his list AND he wrote one of my fav songs.I can’t lose)
5. Anthracite (If I’m going to be bi-curious, I’d want it to be with her)

2 homosexuals, 1 bisexual, 1 aging rock star…what can I say?  
I have more, but why waste my time putting the names of people on my list who don’t even want me? ☹

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/95 "2000-06-27T04:37:36Z")

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Hi, Daniel. Now, where was I when you were starved for a decent conversation that wasn’t about tv? That depends, when was that? 😉

Thank you so much for that compliment. Ditto, my friend.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/96 "2000-06-27T11:21:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Pepperlandgirl posteth:
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> 1. Coldfire (He’s just cute)
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> 2 homosexuals, 1 bisexual, 1 aging rock star…what can I say?\*\*

I’ll tell you what you can say.  
First, I’m more than just a pretty face, I’m damn smart too 😉  
Second: I seem to be the only straight guy on your list! Does this mean I win?? Well, OK, I suppose aha is straight as well, but I mean: come _on_. A balding rock star? Can you say Phil Collins 😉

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/97 "2000-06-27T11:27:42Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Well, OK, I suppose aha is straight as well, but I mean: come _on_. A balding rock star? Can you say Phil Collins 😉  
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To say nothing of the fact that he blow dries his hair…

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/98 "2000-06-27T15:12:11Z")

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DRY, in my perverted mind, I combined these two pieces of knowledge. Aha being bald, and YET blowdrying his hair. Some hair. Not on his head.

Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww… That is once mental image I want to get out of my head RIGHT NOW.

Can someone sing “Muskrat Love” for me really quick??

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/99 "2000-06-27T15:31:03Z")

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Coldfire,  
The America version or the Captain and Tennelle(?) version of Muskrat Love?  
I personally prefer America.  
(BTW, my brother was a hardcore RUSH fan–I grew up hearing them constantly. Your username brings back memories.) struuter

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**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/100 "2000-06-27T16:00:36Z")

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[1.Me](http://1.Me)  
2.Flypsyde  
3.Myself  
4.I  
5.the guy who’s currently wearing my boxers

I’m a self-centered little shit.

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