# Who's on your SDMB Laminated list? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 19, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831 "2000-06-19T06:47:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![loud\_mouthed\_mime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@loud\_mouthed\_mime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/loud_mouthed_mime)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/121 "2000-06-28T06:17:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Woo hoo! Another point for Megan!! > > Thanks my new favourite newbie! > \*\* New favourite newbie?!!? I’ve never been anybody’s new favourite nothing before! \<\\> And just for the sake of flirting a little bit (harmlessly) you know I didn’t really mean it when I said “in no particular order”… right? HA! ---
**Author:** ![\_dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/b9e5f3/32.png) [@\_dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/122 "2000-06-28T06:36:40Z")
I really don’t like anyone here, so my list would be written on toilet paper. This is quite a hostile place for me. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/123 "2000-06-28T06:38:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > DRY, in my perverted mind, I combined these two pieces of knowledge. Aha being bald, and YET blowdrying his hair. Some hair. Not on his head. > > Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww… That is once mental image I want to get out of my head RIGHT NOW. > \*\* Sorry about that, Chief. I guess I didn’t have to picture aha blowing…blowdrying the hair…well, you get the idea…because since I don’t know what he looks like, I’ve tried to guess his appearance by the tenor of his posts. Hmm. If you had to come up with the tenor of aha’s posts, what’s a common theme. Sucking up. What sucks up? I leave the rest as an exercise for the reader. But it’s hard to imagine a leech holding a gun to a poor puppy dog’s head. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/124 "2000-06-28T06:53:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*\* > > These six people are people with whom I’ve exchanged…_e-mails_ (what did you think I was going to say?). Four of them have been mentioned in this thread (one of them has been mentioned in this post–about nine times). As to the two others, they’re married (Coincidence? you be the judge), so I shouldn’t mention their names. So I won’t. But let me say that Mr. Grace and Mr. Tatertot are very fortunate individuals. 😉 > > > > \*\* > > Well, DRY, I am going to be so vain as to assume that you include me on your list. (MAJOR blushing going on) > > Many thanks, I enjoy your emails, too. > \*\* I mention “six people” in the above referenced post. (Scotti, you’re only NOW noticing it?) I list six ladies in my sig. You make the call. Actually, I’d like to add a seventh, Medea’s Child (lessee if she notices quicker than Scotti did). Why? Because she’s tall, blonde (!), 19 years old (!!), likes older men (!!!) and is a nymphomaniac (!!!) OK. So I made one of those up. > [@](#): > > \*\* > I don’t know if I am much for **laminated** lists, I have always thought a girl should keep her options open. > > However; > > \*\* DRY \*\* because he has a kind and loving heart (and where else can I find anyone willing to discuss Shakespeare and the War of the Roses with me? Much less debate the Richard III question-even if he is MUCH too objective) > \*\* Oh, I lose my objectivity around pretty ladies. You just haven’t met me in person. 😉 Of course, if you had, the “kind and loving heart” would probably be put to lie…☹ ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/125 "2000-06-28T07:32:02Z")
Well, as it is right now, my list is: 1. Tiggeril 2. Shayna 3. ssskuggiii 4. Falcon 5. Scotti And, if I have her permission, I would like to add mega to my list. Your website is awesome! ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/126 "2000-06-28T13:19:45Z")
_I am NEVER around when I need to be_ As for that Kama Sutra remark…I guess the mysteries of the East are nothing to be scoffed at. I am, indeed, impressed. Although I have tried to keep from making any lists, I must say…by the time this thing is done I think most of us will have a shorter list of those NOT on our laminated list. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/127 "2000-06-28T13:55:02Z")
Yea, \*\* loud mouthed mime! \*\* Not only are you my new favorite newbie, but you have my new favorite screen name. Bravo, my friend! ---
**Author:** ![loud\_mouthed\_mime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@loud\_mouthed\_mime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/loud_mouthed_mime)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/128 "2000-06-28T14:04:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Yea, \*\* loud mouthed mime! \*\* Not only are you my new favorite newbie, but you have my new favorite screen name. Bravo, my friend! > \*\* Oh my! Now I’m TWO lovely ladies’ new favorite newbie! AND somebody’s new favorite screen name! I am blushing! Things like that could really go to a fella’s head if he didn’t know how quickly such things can change around here! HA! Thanks to you too Swimming Riddles… I won’t presume that I can call you “Swiddles” (which, btw, I think is a pretty adorable nickname) until I get specific permission from you. Boy… what a way to start the morning… seeing something like this from Swimming Riddles… ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/129 "2000-06-28T14:23:51Z")
Feel free to use the Swiddles name. I can’t take credit for it, if memory serves, that was the work of one UncleBeer. I think. Or Ike. Some smart, clever guy whose screen name starts with a U. Good to have you aboard! ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/130 "2000-06-28T14:55:41Z")
_sigh_ A cute accent that’s a novelty to most Americans and I’ve only made one list? (love you too pb) Geez… what does a guy have to do? I’ll have to hang out in chat more perhaps. _strokes damaged ego_ No wait, it must be because of the damn troll. Yeah that’s it. Really. As for my list, there’s only one certain starter so far and no it’s not because she put me on hers - it’s because she’s great and a genuine person (and fun). I’m trying to play by the rules which only leaves me with four more and believe me there’s at least seven very desirable SDMB women deserving lamination in recognition of my interest. I’ll return to announce the finalists shortly. Oh unrequited cyber-passion is so draining… ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/131 "2000-06-28T15:43:07Z")
1. Alphagene 2. Coldfire 3. Drop Zone 4. neurro-trash-grrl (just to try out the other team) 5. Sailor (cause he sort of asked) ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/132 "2000-06-29T19:58:08Z")
**goboy** wrote: > [@](#): > > 1. Esprix-I’d turn Asian just for one night with him {BLUSHES FURIOUSLY} Oh, go on! :o **matt\_mcl** wrote: > [@](#): > > I note that Esprix is at the top of your list, too… Tell me, do you live close to either Montreal or Philadelphia? I’m getting an idea involving the number three. Three peas in a pod? Three bean salad? Three licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop? 😃 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/133 "2000-06-29T21:08:02Z")
Well, this is the second “crush” list that I somehow haven’t made the cut to be listed on. Guess it’s true that no one really likes me … … or ever IMs me … … or ever e-mails me unless they want me to delete a thread. Ah, crap, I give up. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/134 "2000-06-29T21:38:15Z")
snark falcon eutychus55… ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/135 "2000-06-29T22:18:12Z")
I forget who, but they said: "Actually, I’d like to add a seventh, Medea’s Child (lessee if she notices quicker than Scotti did). Why? Because she’s tall, blonde (!), 19 years old (!!), likes older men (!!!) and is a nymphomaniac (!!!)" She likes older men? DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!! Well, that hasn’t stopped her yet with me, at least, so I keep hoping. BTW she is not a nympho. I would have found out as much already if she were. Updated list (in order of the likelihood I have a chance with them): 1. Medea’s Child 2. ssskuggiii 3. hyprgrl567 4. tiggeril 5. Falcon \*. Brunetter . . . Hell, I know she’s married, but it’s an OPEN marriage! As in, her husband doesn’t mind who she . . . yeah. BTW, I will add that I make this list not knowing many people on the SDMB who are A. female and B. not on this list. ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/136 "2000-06-29T23:47:43Z")
Maybe by page five … ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/137 "2000-06-30T00:20:27Z")
Paddy darling, I told you it was odd that I felt I couldn’t discuss sex with you! We do have to talk. Dry, sorry it took me forever to get over here. I’ll even consider adding you back, but my list is hardly laminated as of yet. More research to be done in this wonderful world here at SDMB. hugs! ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/138 "2000-06-30T00:30:26Z")
Oh, the age one is the lie. I’m 19 on 3 July. Just thought I should, you know, share. And I’m going to be alone! blessedly and boringly alone on my birthday. Which means I’ll be here, posting to every thread made in the last month. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/139 "2000-06-30T02:21:29Z")
Don’t think you’re alone in THAT respect, sigh. ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/140 "2000-06-30T02:29:20Z")
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