# Who's on your SDMB Laminated list? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 19, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831 "2000-06-19T06:47:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/141 "2000-06-30T03:48:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > I forget who, but they said: > > "Actually, I’d like to add a seventh, Medea’s Child (lessee if she notices quicker than Scotti did). > > Why? Because she’s tall, blonde (!), 19 years old (!!), likes older men (!!!) and is a nymphomaniac (!!!)" > > She likes older men? DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!! Well, that hasn’t stopped her yet with me, at least, so I keep hoping. > > BTW she is not a nympho. I would have found out as much already if she were. > \*\* How can you forget who said that, ya dweeb! Not that I’m taking it personally–but you’d better damn well believe that if I hear that someone on this board is –Young –Blonde –A nymphomaniac –Likes older men I’ll commit to long term memory: –who is the subject of that remark –who said it –in which thread –the time they said it –the credibility of this person –whether I’ve flirted with the subject If you aren’t going to bother doing that, then you DON’T DESERVE the goddess in question even giving you the time of day! ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/142 "2000-06-30T04:08:44Z")
I’d have to put **Michi** at the top of my list, because, as she so naughtily pointed out in the “Things that turn you on” thread, she is pretty much _exactly_ my type. And she’s also funny and sweet. I also find **TVeblen’s** intelligence and demeanor attractive. Aw, hell. Any of the regular female contributors here would get huge brownie points from me. Intelligence and wit … yummy … ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/143 "2000-06-30T04:10:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Dry, sorry it took me forever to get over here. > > I’ll even consider adding you back, but my list is hardly laminated as of yet. More research to be done in this wonderful world here at SDMB. > > hugs! > \*\* What?? I add you to my list on faith and search all your posts so I know what kind things to say about you, and you’ll CONSIDER adding me to your list?? I mean, how many others here took the time to have you checked out like I did? Who else flirts with you at 500 in the morning your time? Why ever did I put you on my list, anyway?? It’s not like I’m short on possible candidates!! Oh, yeah…it was the picture you sent me. ::recovering:: Uh, guys, she looks like a truck driver’s worst nightmare. I couldn’t even tell what species she was. Nothing to see here! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JBurton99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea5d25/32.png) [@JBurton99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBurton99)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/144 "2000-06-30T06:02:33Z")
I’m going to reserve judgement until a later date. Haven’t been here long enough to get a feel for the ladies. Feel?!? hmm never mind. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/145 "2000-06-30T13:26:44Z")
Ack. Server belched when I tried to post this before, so here we go again. I didn’t have a list, and I wasn’t going to make a list, but I was told I had to make a list, so Jophiel’s on mine, because he told me to make one, and informed me that he should be on it. Okay, then; there you are. I also have to include dpr, because he gave his first ever custom sig to ME!!, and that’s got to be worth something. Plus, he thinks it’s cute that I say “y’all.” Heh. Wish I knew anyone else well enough to include them. Ah…in time, in time. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/146 "2000-06-30T13:28:43Z")
my list is now completely empty. it’s wiped clean. and there’s no one on it. soulsling is listless. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/147 "2000-06-30T14:25:31Z")
soulsling, Anybody who has the oral talents you seem to should never be listless. Just a cryin’ shame, that. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/148 "2000-06-30T14:37:30Z")
**struuter** , i don’t need no stinkin’ lists. all i need is a woman who appreciates my talents, and can enjoy them. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/149 "2000-06-30T14:45:33Z")
::adds Milo to her list:: Flattery will get you everywhere! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/150 "2000-06-30T14:52:46Z")
soulsling, If you’re as good as you say…you’ll be hard pressed to find a woman who won’t enjoy it. What you really need is a woman who gives as good as she gets. 😉 struuter ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/151 "2000-06-30T15:07:07Z")
ya got that right struuter! ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/152 "2000-06-30T15:16:08Z")
Yup. Nothing worse than natural talent and hard work wasted on the undeserving… I’m hoping to make it on to someone’s list by the time I hit 300 posts. Maybe I can fine-tune my laminatable techniques by then. BTW, do you have to actively practice to keep up on your ‘game?’ Or is it like riding a bike? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/153 "2000-06-30T15:18:56Z")
sorry ladies, i made a promise, and now **SwimmingRiddles** the most bodacious babe on the SDMB is the only woman on my list. I asked her to marry me, in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=29352). 😃 i’m such a happy fella! :::tears::: ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/154 "2000-06-30T15:28:58Z")
Wow. I guess I saw that one coming. _sighs_ Good thing I’m fickle…? ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/155 "2000-06-30T15:56:36Z")
funny struuter. very cute. no practice at all, just natural talent. pick up a copy, great chapter on felatio. more suited towards the woman of course. you might have fun practicing yourself 😉 and how did you see what coming? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/156 "2000-06-30T16:15:48Z")
soulsling, A whole chapter, huh? \ Wouldn’t husband love that one. Thanks for the suggestion. I did see the sign off to the ladies coming–I’m a cheat. I caught the thread right after you proposed and she accepted. Congrats! ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/157 "2000-07-01T17:12:35Z")
They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. What a crock! I’ve been gone for more than a week, and I’m STILL not on anyone’s list! What does a guy have to do around here? ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/158 "2000-07-01T19:43:26Z")
Sheesh, BratMan007- I hereby add you to my list, just to make your day. Actually, I do enjoy your posts, so you probably belong there. Scotti ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/159 "2000-07-01T19:53:09Z")
I have missed out on some serious shenanigans, I see! 😃 punha, tell me, will you make the same bargain with me? And, will you do it without your shirt on? 😉 And I’ve been completely ignored in this thread by Coldy. ☹ But, he _did_ wish me a happy b’day! 🙂 I’ve asked Daniel 2 questions now, still waiting for an answer…_sigh_ shows how I _really_ rate, doesn’t it? Did you happen to notice, soulsling, that you made my list long before you mentioned your ::drool:: **talent**? \ 😛 Silo: if you wrote the book: **PROVE IT**! 😉 loud mouthed mime: :o Why, thank you very much. I’m still getting to know you too, like what I’ve seen so far. Welcome, dpr, anytime. _Especially_ after that intriguing tidbit you threw my way the other night on ICQ! :eek: Euty, _AHEM_ _ **I** _ sent you an e-mail, and it wasn’t about you closing a thread either. You didn’t even reply! Hummmph! struuter, I gotta agree with you about soul, especially the part about finding a woman who gives as good as she gets. Bratster: _ **AHEM** _ Go back and re-read the first page. I know what you mean, Falcon, about being _invisible_. ☹ Now, update: if I **could** add to my list, in no particular order: Mr Cynical Milo Mully Paddy no Shirt JBurton SouthernStyle Davewoo The Nerd And, since I’m no doubt in enough trouble already, no comments as to why I’ve added these gentlemen. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2000, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831/160 "2000-07-01T19:57:54Z")
Oops! I forgot to add Seale _again_! _Sigh_ I just _love_ the song you wrote for me. But, I don’t want to antagonize Shanin. She’s too sweet. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-on-your-sdmb-laminated-list/22831.md?page=9)