# Who's related to/married to whom? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 15, 2005, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212 "2005-02-15T16:20:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/41 "2005-02-16T17:00:42Z")
For some unfathomable reason, **kittenlm** agreed to be my wife. ---
**Author:** ![Cub\_Mistress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Cub\_Mistress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cub_Mistress)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/42 "2005-02-16T18:06:32Z")
**Brynda** is my sister, she is married to **RickQ** which makes him my brother-in- law. They even met right here, on the Dope! ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/43 "2005-02-16T18:17:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Could someone fill me in on who’s related to whom? Well, I’m married to my wife. I’m related (by blood) to my mom, dad, two sisters, one aunt, one uncle and one complete set of grandparents. I should probably throw my kids in to that category also, as well as one nephew, 3 nieces, a handful of great-aunts and great-uncles and a gaggle of cousins. By marriage I’m realted to 3 brothers-in-law, 3 mothers-in-law, 2 fathers-in-law (my wife’s family gets around), and (thanks to a ne’er do well BIL) a literally unknowable number of nieces and nephews. Oh, BTW, I believe ne’er do well BIL just got married again, giving me one current sister-in-law to go with the 3 (or 4) ex-sisters-in-law, a flock of ex-live-in-girlfriends-in-law and about a million one-night-stands-in-law. I think that about covers it, as I doubt you really want me to disclose dead relatives. But then the OP is unclear on that point. Just let me know. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/44 "2005-02-16T18:53:48Z")
**Pepper Mill** is my wife, but she hardly ever posts anymore. She mostly reads over my shoulder when I start laughing outrageously while on the computer. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/45 "2005-02-16T19:02:19Z")
Isn’t Matt\_MCL hooked with someone? My brain ain’t workin’ today. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/46 "2005-02-16T20:10:16Z")
> [@Susie Derkins](#): > > **harmless** is my sister. > > _waves_ Hi harmless!! _waves_ Hi, **Sissy**! 🙂 There’s also a user name, **Yepmas** , that belongs to my husband. Not that he uses it. Told him it would be a waste of $14.95 :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/47 "2005-02-16T20:35:32Z")
> [@NurseCarmen](#): > > Isn’t Matt\_MCL hooked with someone? > > My brain ain’t workin’ today. **matt\_mcl** and **Hamish** are roommates. It’s my understanding that there is no hanky-panky involved, though. I do remember that **matt** and a British poster whose name completely escapes me were involved long-distance, but I haven’t read anything about that lately so I don’t know what’s going on. In unrelated relations news, **Wierddave** and **GingerOfTheNorth** are married, **Aries28** and **Sauron** are married, **Esprix** and **pinoyboytoy** are seriously involved, and **Polycarp** and **skulldigger** are married. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/48 "2005-02-16T20:38:50Z")
**And\_that’s\_the\_bottom\_line** is my little brother. ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/49 "2005-02-16T21:35:33Z")
> [@Doctor Jackson](#): > > Well, I’m married to my wife. Who is, IIRC, **Crazy Cat Lady**. No marriages or relatives posting here (thank god), but I used to be roommates with **bristlesage**. We “broke up” when she married **dynosaur**. Neither of them post much, though. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/50 "2005-02-16T21:45:01Z")
> [@Kyla](#): > > Who is, IIRC, **Crazy Cat Lady**. Not quite right. **CrazyCatLady** is married to **DoctorJ** , not **Doctor Jackson**. ---
**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/51 "2005-02-16T21:46:00Z")
I am newly married (3 weeks) to **snoozle!** , but I think he has only posted once or twice, he mostly asks me whats happening on The Straight Dope. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/52 "2005-02-16T22:00:53Z")
Since **Long Time First Time** and I have occasionally posted erroneously under each other’s screen name when I’ve used her home or office computer and failed to log in or out as **Sternvogel** , I guess I can now reveal she’s the woman I’ve had occasion to refer to as my sweetie. We met on-line, but not through this forum – after i moved to Lafayette from Ohio, I discovered the **SDMB** a few years ago, and talked so much about it that **LTFT** finally checked it out, lurked a while, and eventually joined. We’re definitely in a committed relationship, but for now, it’s easier for us to maintain separate residences than it would be for me to move in with her and her kids. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/53 "2005-02-16T23:28:01Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > I do remember that **matt** and a British poster whose name completely escapes me were involved long-distance, but I haven’t read anything about that lately so I don’t know what’s going on. Sadly that relationship did not last. **Matt** is single. > [@](#): > > In unrelated relations news… **Esprix** and **pinoyboytoy** are seriously involved… Engaged, suffice it to say. But he doesn’t post here at the SDMB. Thanks for thinkin’ of me. 😃 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/54 "2005-02-17T00:40:43Z")
> [@Esprix](#): > > Sadly that relationship did not last. **Matt** is single. ☹ > [@](#): > > Engaged, suffice it to say. But he doesn’t post here at the SDMB. > > Thanks for thinkin’ of me. 😃 > > Esprix Forgot about that! And I read your darn LJ, too… I could have sworn Q posted here a couple times. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/55 "2005-02-17T00:43:02Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > I could have sworn Q posted here a couple times. And on a search, I find that I’m completely wrong. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Mississippienne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mississippienne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mississippienne)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/56 "2005-02-17T01:36:21Z")
A while back, I did a similar thread: [Which Dopers are related](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=262893&highlight=couples)? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/57 "2005-02-17T01:46:59Z")
**DeaganTheWolf** is my significant other. He mostly lurks, and I don’t post much anymore. (Gotta love a full workload at school and a job.) ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/58 "2005-02-17T03:34:02Z")
**SolGrundy** and I have been dating for a little under four months, now. We met through the boards. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/59 "2005-02-17T03:45:56Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > **SolGrundy** and I have been dating for a little under four months, now. We met through the boards. Now THIS, I did not know about! Congratulations! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/60 "2005-02-17T03:53:16Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > **SolGrundy** and I have been dating for a little under four months, now. We met through the boards. :eek: :eek: So YOU were the one he was talking about in my New Years Eve thread! **Miller** , thank you for making **Sol** so deliriously happy. He’s been a much happier person of late. **if6was9** has been my SO for just over a year now. **tanookie** is married to **Parallax**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212.md?page=4)