# Who's related to/married to whom? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 15, 2005, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212 "2005-02-15T16:20:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![gooti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/eb8c5e/32.png) [@gooti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gooti)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/61 "2005-02-17T04:15:14Z")
I’m married to **mouthbreather**. ---
**Author:** ![Catsmeow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Catsmeow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catsmeow)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/62 "2005-02-17T07:11:42Z")
We’re not related but I sometimes share a brain with **DogMom** who is my bestestest friend and former college roommate. And I don’t think he’s ever posted but I live with **SilentConundrum**. ---
**Author:** ![inkleberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@inkleberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inkleberry)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/63 "2005-02-17T07:21:58Z")
I’m married to **DrLoveGun** , who is currently testing the waters as a guest before he commits. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/64 "2005-02-17T07:41:23Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > **matt\_mcl** and **Hamish** are roommates. It’s my understanding that there is no hanky-panky involved, though. > > I do remember that **matt** and a British poster whose name completely escapes me were involved long-distance, but I haven’t read anything about that lately so I don’t know what’s going on. Sadly, **Esprix** is correct that **Potter** and I broke up. As for **Hamish** , we are indeed roommates and best friends. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/65 "2005-02-17T08:08:05Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > **if6was9** has been my SO for just over a year now. I’m not so significant… Now the “other” part, yeah. That’s me. Love you, sweetie. _smoooooooooooch_ ---
**Author:** ![Kaitlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/73ab20/32.png) [@Kaitlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaitlyn)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/66 "2005-02-17T08:19:01Z")
She isn’t a member here, but I refer to my wife as **Mrs. Six**. I’ve tried to get her to register, but she just doesn’t get the whole message board thing. The poor fool actually has real life friends. Well, that, and she was banned from the one board we did sign up on together for reaming out another poster who insulted me; she’s _very_ protective of me. She’d last about a week here. ---
**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/67 "2005-02-17T08:55:17Z")
**Dan Turk** is my brother, but that’s all. ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/68 "2005-02-17T09:18:37Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > So YOU were the one he was talking about in my New Years Eve thread! **Miller** , thank you for making **Sol** so deliriously happy. He’s been a much happier person of late. Yup, falling in love with somebody great will do that to you. (Even if he is an insufferably picky eater.) ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/69 "2005-02-17T13:20:45Z")
My sister is **Green Bean**. Her husband registered as **Overengineer** , but doesn’t post much. ---
**Author:** ![RitzyRae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aca169/32.png) [@RitzyRae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitzyRae)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/70 "2005-02-17T15:31:13Z")
\*\*aktep \*\* is my “hubbanero” pepper! He brings spice into my life! ---
**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/71 "2005-02-17T15:46:09Z")
**Heart On My Sleeve** is my older, more talented sister. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/72 "2005-02-17T19:21:25Z")
> [@](#): > > Not quite right. CrazyCatLady is married to DoctorJ, not Doctor Jackson. 'Tis true! My lovely wife, while both crazy and a lady, is not our own **CrazyCatLady**. AFAIK, none of my relatives post here. I was just being…uhm, me. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/73 "2005-02-17T19:28:45Z")
This thread _is_ impressive. 🙂 Um… I introduced **Spoons** to the boards. That’s about it. He got his revenge later though. He taught an English class I was in. ---
**Author:** ![AndyPolley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@AndyPolley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndyPolley)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/74 "2005-02-17T19:58:59Z")
In this thread I started to tell the world that my non-doper Girlfriend [rules](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=301926), I noticed **Flander** and **OhFace** appear to be an item… ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/75 "2005-02-26T19:10:22Z")
> [@av8rmike](#): > > Aren’t **FaerieBeth** and **Stonebow** also married (to each other)? Yep, and although we didn’t meet on the SDMB, our relationship did start out at the internet level. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/76 "2005-02-26T20:14:22Z")
And **cadolphin** is my wife of almost 4 years. I didn’t meet her here. But our first weekend away from home after we married was to the now infamous 2001 _SanDiegDopefest_. She couldn’t understand why I wanted to take a long drive to meet people I only knew through the computer screens. She now has organized the last two Los Angeles area Dopefests - _LA Dope 2003 - Take It To The Pit!_ and _Surfdope 2004_. Sadly, she doesn’t post here much anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/77 "2005-02-26T23:24:47Z")
Not related to anyone yet…but keep eyes open.There is a Doperess out there who in the next year or so might end up being inevitably attached to me 😃 if I’m lucky ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/78 "2005-02-26T23:26:10Z")
> [@Iceland\_Blue](#): > > Not related to anyone yet…but keep eyes open.There is a Doperess out there who in the next year or so might end up being inevitably attached to me 😃 if I’m lucky Is that a tube of SuperGlue in your sporran or are you just happy to see me? _runs_ ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/79 "2005-02-26T23:33:06Z")
I’m **very** happy to see you. Now you look as if something’s bitten you.There’s two big lumps on your chest 😃 ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2005, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212/80 "2005-02-26T23:40:09Z")
> [@Iceland\_Blue](#): > > I’m **very** happy to see you. > Now you look as if something’s bitten you.There’s two big lumps on your chest 😃 Oh, I doubt you’re actually happy to see ME…those are manboobs. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-related-to-married-to-whom/290212.md?page=5)