# Who's the fastest guitar player?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 27, 2005, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-fastest-guitar-player/305782 "2005-05-27T17:26:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-fastest-guitar-player/305782/1 "2005-05-27T17:26:44Z")

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Yea, I know fast ≠ quality. Countless heavy metal bands proved that.

None-the-less, who is/was the fastest professional guitar layer?

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-fastest-guitar-player/305782/2 "2005-05-27T17:31:15Z")

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> [@Crafter\_Man](#):
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> who is/was the fastest professional guitar **layer**?

\<snerk!\>

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-fastest-guitar-player/305782/3 "2005-05-27T17:40:55Z")

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I’ll go with Alvin Lee. “I’m going home.”

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**Author:** ![Ms\_Boods](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5e9695/32.png) [@Ms\_Boods](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Boods)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-fastest-guitar-player/305782/4 "2005-05-27T17:45:40Z")

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The Romeros (especially Pepe) are astonishing.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-fastest-guitar-player/305782/5 "2005-05-27T17:47:55Z")

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Devin Townsend and Kirk Hammett have to be up there.

The problem is, though, that once you get beyond a certain speed, it all sounds pretty much the same.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-fastest-guitar-player/305782/6 "2005-05-27T17:53:09Z")

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Jimi Hendrix. Both playing and laying.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-fastest-guitar-player/305782/7 "2005-05-27T17:59:26Z")

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On a good day, Al Di Meola.

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**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-fastest-guitar-player/305782/8 "2005-05-27T18:04:39Z")

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Dave Mustaine (even after the wrist injury.)

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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-fastest-guitar-player/305782/9 "2005-05-27T18:48:12Z")

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Some Al Di Meola has got to be the fastest stuff I’ve ever heard.

Yngwie Malmsteen is faster than Hammett isn’t he?

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-fastest-guitar-player/305782/10 "2005-05-27T18:57:53Z")

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Joe Satriani can burn 'em up pretty good.

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**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-fastest-guitar-player/305782/11 "2005-05-27T19:12:42Z")

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Malmsteen is pretty damn fast but he has no style.

I’ll go with James Petrucci (Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, G3, etc.)

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-fastest-guitar-player/305782/12 "2005-05-27T19:34:42Z")

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I’ll stick in a couple of unconventional nominees: Alex de Grassi and Leo Kottke.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-fastest-guitar-player/305782/13 "2005-05-27T19:48:38Z")

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Jeff Loomis of [Nevermore](http://www.centurymedia.net/bands/Nevermore.htm) can shred with the best of them.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-fastest-guitar-player/305782/14 "2005-05-27T19:50:13Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> On a good day, Al Di Meola.

Bingo.

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**Author:** ![Euthanasiast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Euthanasiast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euthanasiast)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-fastest-guitar-player/305782/15 "2005-05-27T20:13:07Z")

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If I were bringing speedy shredders to this gig and had my pick of the litter it would obviously include the following three:

Michael Angelo (NITRO)  
Vinnie Vincent (Vinnie Vincent Invasion)  
Paul Gilbert (Racer X, Mr. Big)

I think I could safely say that any of these three are capable of the fretboard speed record if guiness had an entry.

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**Author:** ![Euthanasiast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Euthanasiast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euthanasiast)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-fastest-guitar-player/305782/16 "2005-05-27T20:14:34Z")

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Or if _Guinness_ did, for that matter. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-fastest-guitar-player/305782/17 "2005-05-27T20:15:47Z")

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Would Steve Vai, Nuno Bettancourt, or Eddie Van Halen qualify with the others mentioned? And what about Dick Dale or Jim Heath (aka The Reverend Horton Heat)?

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**Author:** ![seosamh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@seosamh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seosamh)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-fastest-guitar-player/305782/18 "2005-05-27T20:17:31Z")

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The late, great Johnny Ramone?

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**Author:** ![Murcielago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Murcielago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Murcielago)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-fastest-guitar-player/305782/19 "2005-05-27T20:20:15Z")

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German Schauss, a guy who studied under both Malmsteen and Joe Stump, would get my vote. I don’t feel much emotional connection to his stuff, but I marvel at his technical ability.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-fastest-guitar-player/305782/20 "2005-05-27T20:31:27Z")

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As a guitarist, my personal opinion on this is a resounding “who cares?”

But, past a certain point, who can tell?

Of the players I see listed, many are in the “fast beyond the point of being able to measure” category.

There are superfast players in many genres - some bluegrass players are MONSTERS of speed and do it super clean. Mark O’Connor won a ton of guitar awards in bluegrass competitions before he made a commitment to fiddle.

Django Reinhardt was superfast

John Scofield is known for speed.

A number of classical guitarists are monsters; let’s not even begin on flamenco guitarists, e.g., Paco de Lucia.

Again - there are a ton superfast guitarists out there. Choosing among them starts to be more like “who can paint the fastest masterpiece?” - i.e., not really the point of the art…

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