# Who's the Father

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-father/395082>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 8, 2007, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-father/395082 "2007-03-08T09:57:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![uglyduckling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e99b99/32.png) [@uglyduckling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uglyduckling)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-father/395082/1 "2007-03-08T09:57:55Z")

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Who do you think the father of Anna Nicole Smiths baby is? I think it is Larry B she looks just like him. I could be wrong but I need to know

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-father/395082/2 "2007-03-08T11:03:02Z")

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It’s me. I’ve been meaning to tell you guys, but I’ve been busy filing law suits and stuff.

I know it makes little to no sense, what with me not having a penis and all, but I assure you the truth will shine in the sunlight soon enough!

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-father/395082/3 "2007-03-08T11:16:11Z")

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I blame [OJ and his slow moving sperm](http://www.myfoxcolorado.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=2602503&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.3.1) ~~~:o~~~ :o

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-father/395082/4 "2007-03-08T19:05:41Z")

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One recent theory I’ve heard is that the father is J. Howard Marshall. Admittedly, a surprise development, what with him having died in 1995. But the theory is that Smith figured being the mother of Marshall’s child would help her inheritance case and impregnated herself with a frozen sperm sample.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2007, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-father/395082/5 "2007-03-08T23:34:59Z")

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I don’t care, I just feel sorry for the kid.

_Nobody_ cares about _her_, only for the jingling pile of pelf she represents.

Poor kid. ☹