# Who's the heaviest poster on here? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 10, 2016, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-heaviest-poster-on-here/748514 "2016-03-10T03:40:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-heaviest-poster-on-here/748514/41 "2016-03-10T19:49:20Z")
And deeper in debt. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-heaviest-poster-on-here/748514/42 "2016-03-10T19:59:16Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > And deeper in debt. When you’re that heavy, you’re deeper in whatever you happen to be standing on at the time. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-heaviest-poster-on-here/748514/43 "2016-03-10T21:54:24Z")
There are people here LITERALLY twice my weight. but they ain’t heavy, they’re my brothers ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-heaviest-poster-on-here/748514/44 "2016-03-10T22:26:54Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > **[Homer]Mmmm…[400 lb. catfish](https://proxy.bigfooty.com/forum/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rob-clarkson.com%2Fduff-brewery%2Fgeneralsherman%2F01.jpg&hash=8cb4f89c40e31291268cbd992156d120).[/Homer]** Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat? gigi, 317 pounds ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2016, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-heaviest-poster-on-here/748514/45 "2016-03-10T22:49:09Z")
I’m 6’ and 215 but I’m actually two kids in an overcoat. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2016, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-heaviest-poster-on-here/748514/46 "2016-03-11T00:45:43Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > I’m 6’ and 215 but I’m actually two kids in an overcoat. I’m three sheep. [http://www.newmovie99.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Shaun-the-Sheep-Movie-3-2015.jpg](http://www.newmovie99.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Shaun-the-Sheep-Movie-3-2015.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2016, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-heaviest-poster-on-here/748514/47 "2016-03-11T00:59:06Z")
If you’re taking this seriously, maybe have the winning poster have to send a pic of them on the scale or something? I’m already out, BTW. And I feel like **Colibri** does about it. ---
**Author:** ![F.Pu-du-he-pa-as](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c89c15/32.png) [@F.Pu-du-he-pa-as](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.Pu-du-he-pa-as)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2016, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-heaviest-poster-on-here/748514/48 "2016-03-11T01:19:03Z")
I’m 5’ 5" and I’m a [neutron star](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neutron_star). Do I win? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2016, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-heaviest-poster-on-here/748514/49 "2016-03-11T02:06:43Z")
I dunno, my talking scale won’t give me a number. All it says is, “whoa, one at a time please.” mmm ---
**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2016, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-heaviest-poster-on-here/748514/50 "2016-03-11T02:07:26Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > I weigh 16 tons. What do I get? Another day older and deeper in debt. I was once up to 281, but I have been hovering around 200 for the last three years (199.4 this morning). I was once near 6’1", but now barely 6’. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2016, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-heaviest-poster-on-here/748514/51 "2016-03-11T02:11:08Z")
**Mean Mr. Mustard** ’s first name is Garfield. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ataraxy22](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ataraxy22/32/307_2.png) [@ataraxy22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ataraxy22)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2016, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-heaviest-poster-on-here/748514/52 "2016-03-11T02:23:33Z")
Vigintilions of pounds and inches tall here ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2016, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-heaviest-poster-on-here/748514/53 "2016-03-11T02:36:57Z")
Just lost over an inch on the waistline in the last couple months. I’m down to around 180 from 197. 5’8"", 130/85 BP, single, heterosexual (not that there’s anything wrong with that :)), condo owner in SoCal, but currently unemployed, always open to relationships, friends with benefits, open to all races and backgrounds, single moms are a-ok. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2016, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-heaviest-poster-on-here/748514/54 "2016-03-11T07:12:02Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > 6’, 166 lbs. But I probably have the longest toes on the board. My husband can speak to the deaf with his. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2016, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-heaviest-poster-on-here/748514/55 "2016-03-11T10:44:29Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > **Mean Mr. Mustard** ’s first name is Garfield. 😉 Was that a Garfield line?? I had no idea. I’m usually the guy who calls people out for not crediting quotes. That’s what I get. :o mmm ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2016, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-heaviest-poster-on-here/748514/56 "2016-03-11T11:05:35Z")
Garfield’s talking scale gives him an impressive variety of sass, including that one. The other one I remember offhand is ‘get off the elephant first’. Me, I’m positively svelt compared to some o’y’all. ~335, last I weighed in. (About a month ago, when I went into hospital.) ---
**Author:** ![WildBlueYonder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WildBlueYonder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildBlueYonder)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2016, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-heaviest-poster-on-here/748514/57 "2016-03-11T13:39:42Z")
Are you doing a separate one for the ladies? oh and how are they going to prove it? ---
**Author:** ![WildBlueYonder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WildBlueYonder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildBlueYonder)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2016, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-heaviest-poster-on-here/748514/58 "2016-03-11T13:48:50Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > You guys are really shattering my mental images of you. I figure all the ladies are small and petite in weight Men, smoking c-gars, quite chubby to fat… Me? I’m short AND fat! But i’m working at the weight side, not so much on the height part…that part is sooooo hard, all the regular habits that short people try to overcome the malady, but losing those darn habits is harder than hell! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2016, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-heaviest-poster-on-here/748514/59 "2016-03-11T16:24:41Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Was that a Garfield line?? I had no idea. I’m usually the guy who calls people out for not crediting quotes. That’s what I get. :o > mmm Fret not, that joke must be 200 years old. I understand Button Gwinnett used it on Ben Franklin once. > [@Kamino\_Neko](#): > > Garfield’s talking scale gives him an impressive variety of sass, including that one. The other one I remember offhand is ‘get off the elephant first’. > > Me, I’m positively svelt compared to some o’y’all. ~335, last I weighed in. (About a month ago, when I went into hospital.) That’s the charm of Jim Davis: re-cycling Jurassic jokes for newspapers. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2016, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-heaviest-poster-on-here/748514/60 "2016-03-12T01:49:02Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > “The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.” > > “Holding on to anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.” > > “This one goes to eleven.” > > Heavy, right? [Obligatory amusing Back To The Future Clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urg-EqR-pHc)😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-heaviest-poster-on-here/748514.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-heaviest-poster-on-here/748514.md?page=4)