# Who's the hottie in "Judge Parker"?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 1, 2009, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-hottie-in-judge-parker/504956 "2009-08-01T03:47:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![sqweels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f19dbf/32.png) [@sqweels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sqweels)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-hottie-in-judge-parker/504956/1 "2009-08-01T03:47:24Z")

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I’ve read the comics page in my local newspaper nearly every day for the past 40 years. But if you had asked me a year ago if there were still any of those non-funny “Mary Worth” style soap opera-type comic strips in the paper, I would not have been able to tell you. I never, ever read them (and that goes for “Mark Trail”).

Lately, however, [“Judge Parker”](http://www.seattlepi.com/fun/judgeparker.asp) is very nearly something I could masturbate to.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-hottie-in-judge-parker/504956/2 "2009-08-01T04:15:21Z")

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Jesus fella, you need [help.](http://joshreads.com/?cat=51)

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-hottie-in-judge-parker/504956/3 "2009-08-01T04:25:40Z")

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Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-hottie-in-judge-parker/504956/4 "2009-08-01T04:40:49Z")

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> [@Koxinga](#):
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> Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?

No, of course not, but that Robot Girl Bunny that…You digress, Sir.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-hottie-in-judge-parker/504956/5 "2009-08-01T12:35:04Z")

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> [@sqweels](#):
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> I’ve read the comics page in my local newspaper nearly every day for the past 40 years. But if you had asked me a year ago if there were still any of those non-funny “Mary Worth” style soap opera-type comic strips in the paper, I would not have been able to tell you. I never, ever read them (and that goes for “Mark Trail”).
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> Lately, however, [“Judge Parker”](http://www.seattlepi.com/fun/judgeparker.asp) is very nearly something I could masturbate to.

The blond is a guest character Godiva Danube, famous actress. And yes, Judge Parker seems to have a lot of hot guest characters lately. Check out Miss Dixie Julep: [http://www.chron.com/apps/comics/showComick.mpl?date=20080914&name=Judge\_Parker](http://www.chron.com/apps/comics/showComick.mpl?date=20080914&name=Judge_Parker)

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**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2009, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-hottie-in-judge-parker/504956/6 "2009-08-02T01:15:48Z")

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Check out [the Comics Curmudgeon archives on Parker](http://joshreads.com/?cat=51&submit=view) to get a feel for what’s been going on the last few years.

But my favorite storyline was from two years ago, when Abbey Spencer, the red-headed wife of everyone’s favorite eunch Sam Driver, ate a neighbor’s brownies which she didn’t know were spiked with wholesome green herbs, and commenced [to paint her barn in Daisy Dukes and halter top.](http://joshreads.com/?cat=51&submit=view&paged=14) (Scroll down a bit till you see what I mean). Ruff!