# Who's the hottie on the Jack Chick site? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 17, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-hottie-on-the-jack-chick-site/93862 "2001-11-17T01:50:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-hottie-on-the-jack-chick-site/93862/1 "2001-11-17T01:50:03Z")
I’m not kidding, there’s a photo of a pretty good looking woman on Jack Chick’s [site](http://www.chick.com)! Wonder if she knows what he’s using her image for? ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-hottie-on-the-jack-chick-site/93862/2 "2001-11-17T01:56:27Z")
Hey, just 'cause he _really_ extreme in _some_ things doesn’t have good taste in women. Of course, if he ever _had_ a “dirty” thought, he’d probably scrub his brain with lye. Let’s send him a subscription to “Perfect 10”! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-hottie-on-the-jack-chick-site/93862/3 "2001-11-17T01:57:41Z")
Boy did I ever screw-up _that_ post! ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-hottie-on-the-jack-chick-site/93862/4 "2001-11-17T02:29:55Z")
Let’s flood Jack Chick’s front yard with porn! ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-hottie-on-the-jack-chick-site/93862/5 "2001-11-17T04:06:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daowajan \* > \*\*Let’s flood Jack Chick’s front yard with porn! \*\* I think **GuanoLad** runs a porn site so we could probably count on him to help out in that respect. Of course, it’d have to end with a drunken Doper orgy or something similar to provide the proper cap to the evening. ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-hottie-on-the-jack-chick-site/93862/6 "2001-11-17T04:08:50Z")
OO! No! DrunkenOrgyBonfireDope on Jack’s lawn! With barbecue! ---
**Author:** ![velouria](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ac91a4/32.png) [@velouria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velouria)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-hottie-on-the-jack-chick-site/93862/7 "2001-11-17T06:08:26Z")
Ask Badtz Maru. I seem to remember him posting this same question on Something Awful a while back. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-hottie-on-the-jack-chick-site/93862/8 "2001-11-17T07:37:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daowajan \* > \*\*OO! No! DrunkenOrgyBonfireDope on Jack’s lawn! With barbecue! \*\* Masonic symbols optional. Don’t forget to bring Elfstar’s extra-flammable D&D books. ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2001, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-hottie-on-the-jack-chick-site/93862/9 "2001-11-17T08:01:19Z")
And PLENTY of birth control! Or at least a big load of condom wrappers. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-hottie-on-the-jack-chick-site/93862/10 "2001-11-20T04:03:17Z")
I’m glad someone agrees with me. Lowtax at SA said she looked like a 10 year old boy and implied I was a homosexual pedophile for thinking she was hot. I wrote a letter to the webmaster of the site asking if he could tell me who she was or where they got the art, never got a response. ---
**Author:** ![Earthling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/90db22/32.png) [@Earthling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthling)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2001, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-hottie-on-the-jack-chick-site/93862/11 "2001-11-20T07:02:51Z")
I’ve seen her picture before, so it’s most likely a stock photo. My Internet connection is waaaay too slow to make a search bearable, but if you want to, feel free to look for youself. The two standard ones I usually reach for (try royalty-free): [http://www.gettyone.com](http://www.gettyone.com) [http://www.corbis.com](http://www.corbis.com) And this is a pretty comprehensive list of all the stock agencies: [http://www.creativepro.com/category/company/158.html](http://www.creativepro.com/category/company/158.html) I’d use (any combination of the following) keywords: female, face, woman, teenager, hispanic (she looks Hispanic to me). Improvise if these don’t work. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-hottie-on-the-jack-chick-site/93862/12 "2001-11-21T05:09:42Z")
I’ve gone through the female faces at the Getty site and haven’t found her…took a while, even on an OC3. Anyway, if anybody else is looking for her, try the other image banks. ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2001, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whos-the-hottie-on-the-jack-chick-site/93862/13 "2001-11-21T14:58:24Z")
[Yikes! Why they won’t show you Mrs. Pixie-cut’s entire head!!](http://www.thefutureinc.com/_borders/HMS_wig_She_Devil.jpg)